Thursday, January 11, 2018

Trump Tweets More About Hillary

‘What a mess!’ Trump reacts to Fox report on dossier with angry rant against ‘Crooked Hillary’
President Donald Trump angrily reacted early Thursday on Twitter to a Fox News report on the dossier linking him to Russia.

Smart Phones, Smart Watches and Smart People Banned from White House.- Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

A hundred years from now kids will be learning which tweet started World War III

Hmm. Mueller Hires Cybercrime Expert
Special counsel Robert Mueller has added a prosecutor with significant cybercrime expertise to his team.
Ryan Dickey, a senior lawyer in the Justice Department’s Computer Crime and Intellectual Property Section, has been detailed to Mueller’s team since early November

Republican Shenanigans

So basically the Republican Party's campaign slogan for 2018 is "You Can't Fire Me, I Quit" - Jeff Tiedrich

Putting Sick People To Work. Yeah, That's A F---ing Great Idea!
The Trump administration took a major step Thursday to let states establish the first-ever work requirements for Medicaid recipients.
The policy guidance is the most concrete development yet toward achieving goal of tying Medicaid benefits to employment — a long-time conservative goal that has never been permitted since the health care entitlement program for the poor was created 52 years ago.

Karl Marx said 'Religion is the Opium of the People' but that was before 1500 cable channels and porn on demand. - John Fugelsang


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Rock The Voter News

Remember when we didn't have to obsessively check Twitter every five mins to see if the president had melted down, undermined an agency of his own government, or started a foreign crisis? Good times. - Matthew Miller

Remember The Public Watergate Hearings? Now We Have Closed Door Hearings.
Steve Bannon, President Donald Trump’s embattled former chief strategist, has agreed to an interview with the House Intelligence Committee as part of its probe into Russia’s election meddling and links to the Trump campaign, according to one source close to the committee and a second source with knowledge of the matter. The sources requested anonymity in order to discuss the closed-door matters.

I’ve spent the day with a ski guide in Canada who pays 14 dollars a month for health insurance. In Canada’s, if you make under 35k a year, you get healthcare for free. What the f--k is wrong with our country and why can’t we take care of our own people? - Chelsea Handler


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Business/Tech News

Wal-Mart Announces Plan To Slash Customers’ Throats - The Onion

Is Your Pickup Truck A 2006 Ford?
Ford Motor Co said on Thursday it had confirmed a second death in an older pickup truck caused by a defective airbag inflator of Takata Corp and urged 2,900 owners in North America to stop driving immediately until they can get replacement parts.

NASA: ‘We Will Have A Mass Shooting On The Moon By 2055’ - The Onion



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
The Automat, a painting by Edward Hopper, 1927.


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