Tuesday, December 19, 2017

Buckle Up Buttercups

Russia investigation could last at least another year
Special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation into Russian election meddling and possible ties between Trump campaign staff members and Moscow may continue for at least another year...

Me: I’m glad to see 2017 go, what a sh*tshow, at least it’s almost over.
Also me: What if 2018 is worse??? - John Leguizamo

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

It’s almost as if those Tea Party “deficit hawks” that rose to prominence during Obama’s Presidency were really just racists masquerading as deficit hawks. - Brian Krassenstein

Jill Stein Under Investigation
Senate Intelligence Chairman Richard Burr says his committee is examining the campaign of Green Party 2016 presidential candidate Jill Stein as part of its investigation into Russian meddling in the US election.

Right wing Evangelicals could tear the Sermon on the Mount out of a Bible, use it as toilet paper & then set it on fire but it's easier to just support Trump.- John Fugelsang

Republican Shenanigans

When I die, please cremate me and throw my ashes into Paul Ryan's eyes.- OhNoSheTwint

Close Encounters Of The Second Kind?
A former military intelligence official who ran a Pentagon program analyzing unidentified flying objects (UFOs) said Monday that there is "compelling evidence" that "we may not be alone" in the universe. 

AHNC Personal Trivia: I've witnessed several UFOs over the years, some I believe were U.S. experimental aircraft but others I saw, no.

One of the cartoon contributors to AHNC in the early years was Steve Bradenton (an alias), who was a retired CIA artist from the 70s to the 90s. He said he saw photographic proof and documents that UFOs and alien beings exist and the military knows it, and believes it privately, not publicly. I asked him about the Roswell Incident, Area 51, etc...he laughed and said that was just the tip of the iceberg. 
Steve died several years ago ending his second career as a successful painter.

Here's one my favorite toons of Steve's
I miss you, buddy.


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Sen. Susan Collins says she's concerned about deficits, and that's why she's voting for the tax bill. I'm watching my weight, and that's why I'm having a huge piece of pie with ice cream. - Paul Krugman

Rock The Voter News

Legislated Silence For Congressional Sex Abuse Settlements
The Senate’s Office of Compliance on Monday rejected Sen. Tim Kaine’s (D-Va.) request for information about sexual harassment settlements in Congress, citing the Congressional Accountability Act’s confidentiality rules.

While announcing plans to trim the size of the regulatory code, President Trump today cut a red ribbon with an oversized scissors that was draped across stacks of paper. Then, because of all the regulations he repealed, the scissors fell apart, a dolphin choked on the ribbon, and the paper burst into flames.- Seth Myers


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Pro-tip: do not go Christmas caroling in a Stand Your Ground state.- Conan O'Brien

Business/Tech News

Now that Twitter is going to start banning accounts that promote violence, or hateful images, let’s start with our Assaulter-in-chief. Maybe he can spend that extra time looking at a globe. Actually, make it a map. - Chelsea Handler

Bitcoin Cofounder Calls Bitcoin Useless
Bitcoin.com is one of the world’s largest bitcoin sites, having grown its profile this year thanks to the remarkable price surge of the cryptocurrency. But its cofounder and CTO, Emil Oldenburg, a Swedish native, is extremely skeptical when it comes to bitcoin's future. 
”I would say an investment in bitcoin is right now the riskiest investment you can make. There’s an extremely high risk,” he says in an interview with Swedish tech site Breakit.

WOODY ALLEN: Jazz is the only good music
ALSO WOODY ALLEN: There are no black people in my movies. - Mara Wilson



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
Psychedelic Braniff Airline's stewardess' uniforms in the 1960s.
When flying was fun!


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