Monday, November 20, 2017

Four score and seven years ago...

Trump tweets he should have left UCLA players in Chinese jail
President Trump says he should have left three UCLA basketball players accused of shoplifting in China in jail.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders is somewhere right now working on a statement that says Charles Manson was only peripherally involved in the campaign. - goldengateblond tweet

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Finally, someone sh**ty died. #CharlesManson - Randi Mayem Singer

White House Officials Keep Hearing Mysterious Footsteps
Investigators for Robert Mueller’s special probe into Russian meddling in the 2016 election are expected to speak with multiple senior White House officials in the coming weeks...

Really says something that Trump gets more political pushback from Republicans on the maltreatment of elephants than of women.- Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

The House passed the GOP-backed tax plan today, which is very good news for billionaires and also just your average run-of-the mill millionaires too. The bill would shift the tax burden from the wealthy to people who really should be paying more, like college students. - Jimmy Kimmel

A Russian Yacht With A Submarine Is Docked Near Mar-a-Lago
A prominent Russian oligarch with ties to Russian President Vladimir Putin has docked his 500-foot yacht in the Port of Palm Beach, just days before President Trump makes his way to Mar-a-Lago. 
Roman Abramovich docked the yacht, which is estimated to be worth between $400 and $500 million, at the port on Friday afternoon, and is expected to stay until Dec. 5

According to a new study, sweat might one day be used to unlock smartphones. So get ready to all be hacked by Steve Bannon.- Seth Myers


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Rock The Voter News

Franken Cut Out Of Letterman Tribute
In a statement, PBS said it decided that “the inclusion of Sen. Franken in the broadcast at this time would distract from the show’s purpose as a celebration of American humor,” although I think anyone looking at the special could have soldiered through the “distraction” without any ill effects.

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell is calling for an ethics investigation into accusations that Sen. Al Franken sexually assaulted a woman in 2006. Because Mitch McConnell absolutely will not stand for sexual harassment — by Democrats.- Seth Myers

More Earthquakes Expected
Scientists say number of severe quakes is likely to rise strongly next year because of a periodic slowing of the Earth’s rotation...In addition, it is difficult to predict where these extra earthquakes will occur – although Bilham said they found that most of the intense earthquakes that responded to changes in day length seemed to occur near the equator. About one billion people live in the Earth’s tropical regions.

OK it's gotten so bad I woke up & saw Charles Manson trending and my first thought was "Oh my God, who did he grope on-set?"- John Fugelsang


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Business/Tech News

GOP insist rich folks need a tax cut and all they're askin' is for poor folks and underage girls to take one for the team. - Tea Pain

Cornhusker State OKs Keystone Pipeline
Developers of the Keystone XL pipeline secured approval Monday for the pipeline to run through Nebraska, clearing a key hurdle in the years-long fight to build the project.
The decision came after a rupture in TransCanada’s Keystone system spilled an estimated 210,000 gallons of oil in South Dakota last week, an incident that rankled opponents of the XL expansion.

"A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it isn't open."
--Frank Zappa



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Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

I love the expression on this Native American's face. I wonder if that smoke in his fingers is why?


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