Wednesday, February 1, 2017

Trump vs CNN escalates

White House ices out CNN
The White House has refused to send its spokespeople or surrogates onto CNN shows, effectively icing out the network from on-air administration voices.



The new official language of the United States is Bullsh*t.- Jon Stewart







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump


“Sally Yates was hatching a covert plot to require my actions to be in accordance with the Constitution,” Donald J. Trump said. “We caught her red-handed.” - Andy Borowitz



Retired General Warns Of Doom
Retired Gen. David Petraeus warned lawmakers on Wednesday that the world order created in part by the United States in the 20th century is under “unprecedented threat from multiple directions,” pointing to Russia, China, Islamist extremists and cyber threats.






FACTCHECK: Donald J. Trump claimed that only 109 people were denied entry under the Muslim ban. In reality, 721 were denied entry. 109 is the number of impeachable offenses Trump has committed so far. #actualfact - Andy Borowitz



Republican Shenanigans



People who wanna do nothing about a gun culture that killed 280k in last 10yrs demand we do something about refugees who've killed 0 in last 10yrs.- John Fugelsang






Supreme Court appointments give us the chance to pause and reflect on how progressives who don't vote or vote 3rd party are a**holes. - Frank Conniff






It Costs A Million Dollars A Day To Protect The NYC Trump Tower. Move To DC Melania, They Have Great Private Schools.
First lady Melania Trump may not move to the White House at any point, Us Weekly reported Wednesday.
"They will reevaluate toward the end of the school year if they will keep this arrangement or if Melania and Barron will move to Washington," a family insider told the publication.





Why aren't Melania and her son thrilled to be living in the White House? Something smells.







Centers for Disease Control Unable to Stop Spread of Steve Bannon. - Andy Borowitz



UnChristlike Christian To Destroy Our Colleges And Universities
Jerry Falwell Jr., an evangelical leader and president of Liberty University, has accepted a role leading the Trump administration's higher education task force, the Chronicle on Higher Education and NBC News reported Tuesday night.
Falwell told the Chronicle that in the role, he will target "overreaching regulation" of colleges and universities, like rules on accreditation.







Trump's Education Secretary pick Betsy DeVos is crucial to Republicans' hopes of keeping America stupid. - Andy Borowitz





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Rock The Voter News


Donald J. Trump's Supreme Court nominee Gorsuch, an opponent of abortion and supporter of guns, manages the neat trick of being both pro-life and pro-death. - Andy Borowitz






Hillary Is Busy As Usual
Hillary Clinton has a lot of plans for 2017, including some reflections on her stunning loss to Donald Trump.
The former secretary of state, senator and first lady is working on a collection of personal essays that will touch on the 2016 presidential campaign...



Breaking: White House announces Black History Month will now just be called "History Month" stating "Lots of other people have history too." - OhNoSheTwitnt




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Biz/Tech News








Begone EPA. Begone!
A House Republican is working on legislation that if passed would completely abolish the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA).








My favorite Bible story is when Jesus feeds the multitudes after administering a drug test to make sure they deserve food.- John Fugelsang






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All Hat No Cattle "Terrified Of Trump" Fundraiser




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Odd News




Time To Deflate Photo

Antelope Canyon, Arizona. That's not me topless on the kayak.

Peace.

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