Friday, August 16, 2019

Trump wants to buy Greenland

Greenland responds to reports Trump talked about buying the territory
The Greenland Ministry of Foreign Affairs responded to reports that President Donald Trump had talked about the possibility of buying the territory.
"Greenland is rich in valuable resources such as minerals, the purest water and ice, fish stocks, seafood, renewable energy and is a new frontier for adventure tourism," the ministry's account tweeted Thursday morning. "We're open for business, not for sale."


Greenland: We’re not for sale. 
America: We are! - Adam Parkhomenko





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Trump singles out two Muslim lawmakers for their criticism of Israeli policy while his followers chant "Jews will not replace us!" in our streets. - Tea Pain






Here's  a Woman Without Bone Spurs
A woman who attributes her success to "showing up prepared and working diligently" has become the first female Marine to pilot a F-35B fighter jet.
U.S. Marine Capt. Anneliese Satz, 29, of Boise, Idaho, completed the F-35B Basic Course on June 27, the Marine Corp announced in a press release last week.







Republican Shenanigans

Trump makes fun of Southern accents and they love him for it. Trump calls one of his supporters fat and the guy goes on Fox to say it’s all good. Is the secret to trumpism just low self-esteem? - Adam Parkhomenko


I Wonder If Trump Laughs At These Children In Private
A federal appeals court on Thursday upheld a previous court order mandating the Trump administration provide basic personal hygiene items to children in detention at facilities in the Rio Grande Valley in Texas.
The ruling by the U.S. 9th Circuit Court of Appeals in San Fransisco hands a loss to the Trump administration, which had challenged a lower court decision two years ago ordering U.S. officials to provide basic personal hygiene items as well as adequate sleeping conditions, temperatures and food and water to children in detention at facilities in the Rio Grande Valley.






Greenland? 

Why would we buy Greenland? 

Here's an idea, buy Mexico. Yeah, buy Mexico. Solves about 90% of everything Conservatives are complaining about. Boom! 

Also? Tacos. 

Make sure they spell my name correctly on the Nobel Prize. - Stonekettle tweet

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Denmark Offers to Buy U.S. - Andy Borowitz


Rock The Voter News

Maybe when our weak and stupid president is finished colluding with Russia and colluding with North Korea and colluding with Bone Saw Arabia and colluding with Israel, just maybe then he can find some time to finally start colluding with America. but I'm not holding my breath. - Jeff Tiedrich





Hey Madam Speaker, Is This An Impeachable Offense?
President Donald Trump on Thursday praised a New Hampshire Republican who previously called for former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton to be shot by firing squad.


Standing up for what you believe in isn't a virtue if what you believe in is awful. - The TweetOfGod




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Amazon Workers Now Being Shipped In Packages To Personally Assure Customers They’re Treated Well - The Onion



Business/Tech News

1984 is here. Orwell was just 35 years early.






Crazy School Gun Nuts Avert a Disaster
A school district in Ohio is coming under criticism after it was reported that a pair of first graders gained access to an unlocked case containing a firearm and allegedly picked it up, The Columbus Dispatch reported Friday.


If I were an extraterrestrial living on Earth, I’d hide in Area 52. - Conan O'Brien






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1970's Hot Fashion Items



Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo


1878 – Diving Suit by the Carmagnolle Bros. I'm just guessing here but leaks probably prevented the popularity of this diving suit.

I hope y'all have a peaceful weekend.


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