Monday, January 9, 2017

Trump Directs Hate Tweets At Meryl Streep So We'll Forget About Russia

Trump Hits Back At Meryl Streep In Early-Morning Tweetstorm
Donald Trump on Monday continued his morning ritual of publishing several tweets responding to his critics, this time lashing out at actress Meryl Streep, who criticized the President-elect in her speech at the Golden Globes award ceremony on Sunday night.

"Mr. Trump, we need you in the situation room."
"What is it?"
"An actor said mean things about you, Mr. President."- Will McAvoy

The celebrity president-elect doesn't like celebrities because he is not part of the in crowd. Sad.

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

Since foreign hacking is no whoop to Trump fans, surely they'll be cool if the Chinese decide to act as a pro-Democrat Super PAC in 2020. - LOLGOP

Sure, Let's Piss Off China So Our Inflation Will Go Through The Roof Followed By A Recession
China reiterated its opposition Monday to any contacts between U.S. officials and Taiwan's government following a meeting between Texas Sen. Ted Cruz and Gov. Abbott of Texas...

I'm starting to wonder whether Trump could really defeat ISIS, since he was completely trounced by Meryl Streep. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

Conway: Don't go by what Trump says, go by what's "in his heart"
Kellyanne Conway asked CNN host Chris Cuomo why he refuses to give President-elect Donald Trump “the benefit of the doubt” when Trump says he did not mock a disabled reporter during the presidential campaign.

Kellyanne Conway wants us to "look into Trump's heart" which is easy to do, as he's so thin-skinned most internal organs are visible. - John Fugelsang

Although he has not yet been sworn in, it seems as though Trump's Presidency has gone on forf-ckingever. - Andy Borowitz

Why Lie About Frigging Gowns, Trump, Why?
Retailers in Washington, D.C. are disputing President-elect Donald Trump's claim that "all the dress shops are sold out" ahead of his inauguration later this month.

Mitch McConnell Inflates Throat Pouch In Show Of Dominance Over Fellow Congressional Males - The Onion


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Rock The Voter News

Obama signs executive order relocating Congress to Guantanamo. - Andy Borowitz

Obama And Michelle Are Getting Out Of Dodge
President Obama and first lady Michelle Obama plan to leave the nation’s capital after Donald Trump is inaugurated as president on Jan. 20, White House press secretary Josh Earnest announced Monday.

 "When I'm wounded I go after people hard, okay? And I try to unwound myself." - Donald Trump


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These intelligence briefings are Trump's idea of hell: an hour of nothing but facts.- Andy Borowitz

Biz/Tech News

If Jared Kushner can do for America what he did for The New York Observer our nation will be a blog within 3 years.- John Fugelsang

McDonald's In China Sells Control To China
McDonald's is selling off most of its China business in a deal worth as much as $2.1 billion.
Citic, a massive Chinese financial firm, is taking the majority stake in McDonald's (MCD) operations in mainland China and Hong Kong.

"The strong guys are gentle, always. It's only weak guys who come on strong." –Keith Richards



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

The Dolomites are a mountain range located where Italy and Austria collide. This photo is of the Val Di Funes (Valley of Funes).


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