Rikers Is Prepared for Donald Trump to Be Sent to Jail

Rikers Is Prepared for Donald Trump to Be Sent to Jail

New York City's Rikers Island is prepared for Donald Trump if he is sent to prison for a gag order violation during his criminal trial in Manhattan,...

Nation’s Prisoners Refuse to Share Cells With Trump. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

• Biden pauses bombs shipment to Israel over humanitarian concerns in Gaza
• Biden withheld bomb shipment to Israel out of fears it could be used in Rafah: Source
• Lindsey Graham Presses Lloyd Austin on Halted Weapons to Israel, Asks If He Would Have Dropped Atomic Bombs On Japan
• Israel says Hamas has changed the terms of a cease-fire
• Ukraine updates: Russia warns France against sending troops
• EU reaches deal on using profits from Russia’s frozen assets for Ukraine

Donald Trump declares he will NEVER SURRENDER and then he surrenders to the authorities. 

Kristi Noem writes a book called NO GOING BACK and then she goes back to correct all the lies in it.

I'm beginning to sense a pattern here. - Jeff Tiedrich

Lindsey Graham Loves To Be In The Headlines
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) on Tuesday ripped pro-Palestinian protesters on college campuses as either “dumbasses” or “terrorist sympathizers” and called on the Department of Justice to investigate who is funding the protest movement.

Trumpism is like climate change: it's already here, it has done irreparable damage, and even if we take action now we'll be dealing with it's impact for the rest of our lives. - Sundae Divine

Republican Shenanigans

• Stormy Daniels, Who Told of Sex With Trump, Returns to Stand on Thursday
• Stormy Daniels Testifies Trump Brought Up Ivanka Minutes After She Spanked Him 'Right On The Butt'
• 'Hitting Her On The Arm': CNN's Paula Reid Says Trump Got 'Physical' With Lawyer in Court As Stormy Daniels Testified
• Trump Attorney Alina Habba Calls Stormy Daniels Testimony 'Complete Garbage' — After Saying She'd Keep Quiet About It
• McCarthy Slams Gaetz as 'The Hunter Biden' of the GOP: He's 'Buying Coke and Paying Minors for Sex'
• Kristi Noem Calls Off Disastrous Book Tour, Canceling Hits on Fox News and CNN at Last Minute
• White House Condemns Rep Mike Collins Sharing Ole Miss Video of Black Protester Being Taunted: 'Beneath Any Person'
• House Republicans accuse K-12 leaders of weak response to antisemitism in schools

The most surprising thing to me about Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal is that Donald Trump had to pay them to keep quiet about having sex with him.

Honey . . . if there were one thing I would take to my grave, that would be it. - Mrs. Betty Bowers

Trump is not acting like an innocent man. - Brandon Unger

Whoredog Accuses Prosecutor Of Whoring
The Georgia Court of Appeals on Wednesday agreed to review a decision by a Fulton County Superior Court judge who declined to disqualify District Attorney Fani Willis and her office from the 2020 election case against former President Donald Trump because of a personal relationship Willis had with a prosecutor.

If Hell exists, it’s probably a lot like sitting in a court room while Stormy Daniels obliterates your legacy for all eternity. - John Collins

Celebrate with me. A fifth tribe in South Dakota, the Sisseton-Wahpeton Sioux, has officially banned Kristi “puppy killer” Noem from their reservation. - Lakota Man

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Rock The Voter News

• Michigan Republican unseated after losing to Democrat by 20 points
• Democrats push Biden for executive action to secure border
• Democrats commit $7 million to TV ads in five key state Senate races
• VP Harris to visit Milwaukee May 16 on nationwide Economic Opportunity Tour
• Fetterman: Progressives who don’t vote will own ‘tragedy’ of Trump second term

Brain Worm? Well, That Explains, A Lot.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said doctors told him a parasite ate part of his brain, after experiencing memory loss and brain fog in 2010.

The New York Times reviewed a deposition of Kennedy from 2012 that detailed his experience with his symptoms and the dead parasite. The Times reported that Kennedy started dealing with memory loss and mental fogginess in 2010, prompting concerns from a friend that the now-presidential candidate may have had a tumor.

One candidate has worms, one has diapers, and one has a booming economy. And we'll still be fighting tooth and nail in November. - The Lincoln Project

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Business/Tech News

• FDIC chief facing pressure to resign after scathing report
• Conservative group FreedomWorks shutting down, citing Trump effect
• United Airlines cancels daily flights to Tel Aviv through June 5
• Climate-resilient plants to be developed in a bid to secure food as Earth warms

Years ago, the U.S. moved heaven & earth to bring Osama bin Laden to justice. Not because he flew an airplane into the World Trade Center, but because he incited his followers to do it for him. 

Right now, the world wonders why the hell Donald Trump is still walking around free. - Andrea Junker

Good To Know That There Is Low Demand For Covid Vaccines

AstraZeneca is withdrawing its COVID-19 vaccine from the market because of low demand, the drugmaker said Wednesday.

The shot, which was never authorized in the U.S., was widely used across the world in the early part of the global vaccine drive.

I was born male, identify as male, but according to Stouffer's Lasagna, I'm a family of four. - Todd

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Odd News

• NASA's Webb Hints at Possible Atmosphere Surrounding Rocky Exoplanet
• 65 million-year-old cow relative looked like a chinchilla and weighed only a pound
• Unprecedented evidence humans occupied ‘lava tubes’ could fill in gaps in the archaeological record, scientists say
• Naked Florida woman, 24, arrested after breaking into neighbor's home: police
• Man called a hero after saving baby from house fire

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The largest natural well on earth is called Xiaozai Tiankang. It is located in Penji, in the heart of China. I wonder if yodeling is permitted.


Peace.

Jurors struggle to keep straight face during Stormy Daniels testimony recalling spanking Trump with magazine

Jurors struggle to keep straight face during Stormy Daniels testimony recalling spanking Trump with magazine

Jurors at Donald Trump's hush money trial struggled to keep a straight face Tuesday as porn star Stormy Daniels described once spanking the...

Hey, evangelicals. Enjoying highlights from today’s trial? - AlCappuccinoIT

It is intense in the courtroom. There have been multiple objections from the defense and Trump is scowling in the direction of the witness stand as Stormy Daniels testifies about them having sex, saying he did not use a condom. - Kaitlin Collins, CNN

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

• Ukraine says it foiled Russian plot to kill Zelensky
• Pro-Palestinian protesters retake MIT encampment
• Tlaib calls for court to issue arrest warrants for Netanyahu, Israeli officials
• Conservative federal judges say they won’t hire Columbia graduates
• Biden denounces antisemitism in Holocaust Remembrance Day speech

I think Putin and Zelinsky ought to stop killing people and settle their differences mano a mano on Pay Per View. I’d love to see Mr. Z kick Putin’s ass. - Stephen King

My Heart Breaks For The Hostages and Their Families

Families of hostages held in Gaza have urged the United States and other governments with citizens among the captives to pressure Israel to strike a deal with Hamas for their return.

Following indications Monday of progress in talks towards a truce in the seven-month war, the Hostages and Missing Families Forum said it had appealed to a number of countries to "exert your influence on the Israeli government" and push for an agreement.

An assault on Rafah would be a strategic mistake, a political calamity & a humanitarian nightmare.

I appeal to all those with influence over Israel to do everything in their power to help avert even more tragedy. - António Guterres, Secretary-General of the U.N.

Republican Shenanigans

• Trump Quickly Deletes Truth Social Complaint About Surprise Witness Amid Jail Threat Over Gag Order
• 'You Need to Stop!' Kristi Noem Loses It At Fox Host For Repeatedly Asking About Puppy Killing
• Nikki Haley, we still have a ‘country to save’ — please file for write-in candidacy 
• House Republicans are ready to hold Attorney General Merrick Garland in contempt over Biden audio
• Ukraine-born House member who opposed aiding her native country defends her seat in Indiana primary
• Donald Trump to Attend Fundraiser on Day of Barron's Graduation
• Nebraska Republican introduces resolution to censure Ilhan Omar
• Ole Miss Student Kicked Out of Fraternity Over Racist Gestures at Protester

BREAKING: Judge in Trump case cancels lunch break following Stormy Daniels testimony, says "jury members are too nauseous to eat" - Rex Huppke

Delay, Delay, Delay. Music To Trump's Ears.

Judge Aileen Cannon suspended a key deadline in former President Trump’s documents case after his attorneys suggested that special counsel Jack Smith’s team had “failed to preserve critical evidence” in the case after prosecutors disclosed some classified records may not be in the original order in which they were found.

The suspension marks yet another delay in a prosecution where Cannon has yet to even set a new trial date, casting further doubt on the chances the case will come before a jury ahead of the election.

Trump has the same relationship with the rule of law that Kristi Noem has with dogs. - Andy Borowitz

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Rock The Voter News

• Biden set to meet with executives from Citi, United Airlines, Marriott and others
• Kamala Harris announces $5.5 billion to lower housing costs
• 62 percent of young adults wouldn’t live in state with abortion ban: Survey
• Democrats are not trying to 'redesign' the American flag

For some reason, Trump is NOT sleeping in the courtroom today. - Jon Cooper

Hey, New York Legislators, Get It Together. Sheesh.

A proposed amendment to New York’s constitution barring discrimination based on “gender identity” and “pregnancy outcomes” cannot appear on the state ballot in November because legislators made a procedural error during an initial round of approval, a judge ruled Tuesday.

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Business/Tech News

• Retailers jacked up prices and squeezed consumers. They might have just blinked
• Robinhood braces for SEC charges over crypto trading
• Eli Lilly Alzheimer’s drug gets FDA panel date after approval delay
• TikTok sues to block potential US ban

Elon Musk has two personalities: part Jekyll and apartheid. - Captain Obvious

What Is Going On With Boeing?
The Federal Aviation Administration said Monday it has opened an investigation into Boeing after the beleaguered company reported that workers at a South Carolina plant falsified inspection records on certain 787 planes. Boeing said its engineers have determined that misconduct did not create “an immediate safety of flight issue.”

I wonder if Melania is watching CNN today? - Irishrygirl

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Odd News

• Launch of Boeing's long-delayed Starliner spacecraft scrubbed
• NASA's Stunning New Simulation Sends You Diving Into a Black Hole
• Utah named best state in new rankings
• ‘I didn’t think about the consequences’: Woman crashes car chasing down suspected thief
• Florida woman gets married while in labour and gives birth hours later

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The Kunlun Mountains constitute one of the longest mountain chains in Asia, extending for more than 3,000 kilometres (1,900 mi). The mountain ridge looks like a backbone, doesn't it?

Peace.

‘Punishable By Incarceration’: Read FULL Trump Contempt Order Threatening To Lock Him Up Over Gag Order

‘Punishable By Incarceration’: Read FULL Trump Contempt Order Threatening To Lock Him Up Over Gag Order
Court began Monday in the Stormy Daniels hush money-election interference trial with fireworks, as Merchan issued his ruling, telling Trump “I find you in criminal contempt for the 10th time,” and adding “Going forward this court will have to consider a jail sanction.”

Fining Trump $1000 for violating his gag order won’t shut him up

Indicting him 4 times won’t stop him from committing crimes

Asking him for our docs back won’t get him to comply

Charging him 88x won’t make him feel ashamed

The only thing that’ll work on a rapist thug?!

JAIL - Lindy Li

Trump just can’t keep his mouth shut, can he? - Stephen King

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

• Biden administration pauses ammunition shipment to Israel: Report
• Russia to hold simulated nuclear weapon exercises after heated Ukraine remarks 
• Maxine Waters Claims Trump 'Connected' Organizations Have Training Camps 'Up in the Hills' Preparing to Attack If He Loses
• White House: Trump Gestapo comment echoes ‘appalling rhetoric of fascists’

Hamas is a terrorist organization. Its ideology is ultra-conservative. Hamas has nothing in common at all with liberal or progressive values. - Michael McFaul

A Ceasefire? Really? I Hope It Lasts.

Hamas has accepted an offer for a temporary ceasefire with Israel, a Hamas official confirmed to The Hill. 

The news comes amid rising fears that Israel is set to launch an invasion of Rafah, a southern city in Gaza where about a million Gazans are sheltering.

“You get monsters like Donald Trump in the White House because of people like Hope Hicks.” – Lawrence O’Donnell

Republican Shenanigans

• 'Real men wear diapers': Trump supporters wear nappies
• Ivanka Trump Floats a White House Role in Her Father's Possible Second Term
• Fox Nation Announces Wild West Limited Series Hosted By Sean Hannity
• RNC lawyer Charlie Spies resigns just 2 months after taking the job
• Tim Scott dodge on accepting election results sends ‘very chilling signal’: Miles Taylor
• Nancy Mace Nukes MTG On Newsmax for Charging Ahead With Vote to Oust Speaker: 'Don't Know Why She's Doing This'
• Noem suggests Biden’s dog also should have been shot
• Noem insists ‘I love dogs’ amid puppy-shooting controversy
• Noem publisher removing North Korea leader meeting reference from book 

Kim Jong Un Urges Kristi Noem to Seek Help. - Andy Borowitz

Kristi Noem: "I didn't proofread my book" 

That's your voice on the audio book dumbass! - Alex Cole

Michael Smerconish Is Obtuse.

CNN’s Michael Smerconish has had an invitation to deliver the commencement address at Dickinson College, a private, liberal arts school in Pennsylvania, rescinded over arguments he made in a 2004 book.

Elise Stefanik frustrated by lack of media attention, announces plans to murder kitten. - mynamehear

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Rock The Voter News

• Biden tops Trump by 4 points among likely voters in new survey
• Jeffries: Democrats ‘effectively’ in majority due to GOP ‘chaos, dysfunction’
• Nathan Wade: Romance with Fani Willis as ‘American as apple pie’
• Gen Z activists look to shake up the anti-abortion movement

Biden’s Dog Commander Challenges Kristi Noem to Debate. - Andy Borowitz

Miami Dolphins CEO Told Trump, No!
Former President Trump attended the Formula 1 Miami Grand Prix on Sunday, spotted at Hard Rock Stadium...Trump backer Steve Witkoff reportedly planned a fundraiser from one of the event’s suites, but the plans were shut down by race organizer and Miami Dolphins CEO Tom Garfinkel.

I understand that we’re not supposed to call Trump people stupid if we want to win them over.

But I kind of feel like they should stop being stupid first. - HeidiOCanada

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Business/Tech News

• US banks report weaker loan demand, Fed survey says
• Biden admin to fund $285M in development of digital twin semiconductors  
• Palmer Candy recalls confections sold in 17 states
• FAA opens new probe into Boeing 787 inspections

Jeffrey Katzenberg: “I’ve known Donald Trump for 50 years. The only thing I can say is he was a colossal asshole then and nothing has really changed.”

Lordy, They Have Tapes!
Jurors in former President Donald Trump's hush money trial on Thursday were played a recording found on Michael Cohen's phone, in which the two appeared to be discussing the alleged plan to pay off a former Playboy model who claimed to have had an extramarital affair with Trump.

The next six months will be the longest ten years in the last two centuries. - John Collins

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Odd News

• Boeing's Starliner spacecraft to launch first crewed mission
• Sun unleashes X-class solar flare, radio blackouts reported
• Scientists Teach Bees To Play With Legos
• Boy, 15, on track to become youngest-known college graduate in Indiana
• World's longest baguette measures 461 feet long

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Mt. Fuji looks as though it's a fancy dessert.

Peace.