Wednesday, May 8, 2024

Rikers Is Prepared for Donald Trump to Be Sent to Jail

New York City's Rikers Island is prepared for Donald Trump if he is sent to prison for a gag order violation during his criminal trial in Manhattan,...

Nation’s Prisoners Refuse to Share Cells With Trump. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

Donald Trump declares he will NEVER SURRENDER and then he surrenders to the authorities. 
Kristi Noem writes a book called NO GOING BACK and then she goes back to correct all the lies in it.
I'm beginning to sense a pattern here. - Jeff Tiedrich

Lindsey Graham Loves To Be In The Headlines
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) on Tuesday ripped pro-Palestinian protesters on college campuses as either “dumbasses” or “terrorist sympathizers” and called on the Department of Justice to investigate who is funding the protest movement.

Trumpism is like climate change: it's already here, it has done irreparable damage, and even if we take action now we'll be dealing with it's impact for the rest of our lives. - Sundae Divine

Republican Shenanigans

The most surprising thing to me about Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal is that Donald Trump had to pay them to keep quiet about having sex with him.

Honey . . . if there were one thing I would take to my grave, that would be it. - Mrs. Betty Bowers

Trump is not acting like an innocent man. - Brandon Unger

Whoredog Accuses Prosecutor Of Whoring
The Georgia Court of Appeals on Wednesday agreed to review a decision by a Fulton County Superior Court judge who declined to disqualify District Attorney Fani Willis and her office from the 2020 election case against former President Donald Trump because of a personal relationship Willis had with a prosecutor.

If Hell exists, it’s probably a lot like sitting in a court room while Stormy Daniels obliterates your legacy for all eternity. - John Collins

Celebrate with me. A fifth tribe in South Dakota, the Sisseton-Wahpeton Sioux, has officially banned Kristi “puppy killer” Noem from their reservation. - Lakota Man

Brain Worm? Well, That Explains, A Lot.

One candidate has worms, one has diapers, and one has a booming economy. And we'll still be fighting tooth and nail in November. - The Lincoln Project


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Business/Tech News

Years ago, the U.S. moved heaven & earth to bring Osama bin Laden to justice. Not because he flew an airplane into the World Trade Center, but because he incited his followers to do it for him. 

Right now, the world wonders why the hell Donald Trump is still walking around free. - Andrea Junker

Good To Know That There Is Low Demand For Covid Vaccines

I was born male, identify as male, but according to Stouffer's Lasagna, I'm a family of four. - Todd



Odd News

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The largest natural well on earth is called Xiaozai Tiankang. It is located in Penji, in the heart of China. I wonder if yodeling is permitted.


Tuesday, May 7, 2024

Jurors struggle to keep straight face during Stormy Daniels testimony recalling spanking Trump with magazine

Jurors at Donald Trump's hush money trial struggled to keep a straight face Tuesday as porn star Stormy Daniels described once spanking the...

Hey, evangelicals. Enjoying highlights from today’s trial? - AlCappuccinoIT

It is intense in the courtroom. There have been multiple objections from the defense and Trump is scowling in the direction of the witness stand as Stormy Daniels testifies about them having sex, saying he did not use a condom. - Kaitlin Collins, CNN

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

I think Putin and Zelinsky ought to stop killing people and settle their differences mano a mano on Pay Per View. I’d love to see Mr. Z kick Putin’s ass. - Stephen King

My Heart Breaks For The Hostages and Their Families

An assault on Rafah would be a strategic mistake, a political calamity & a humanitarian nightmare.
I appeal to all those with influence over Israel to do everything in their power to help avert even more tragedy. - António Guterres, Secretary-General of the U.N.

Republican Shenanigans

BREAKING: Judge in Trump case cancels lunch break following Stormy Daniels testimony, says "jury members are too nauseous to eat" - Rex Huppke

Delay, Delay, Delay. Music To Trump's Ears.

Trump has the same relationship with the rule of law that Kristi Noem has with dogs. - Andy Borowitz

For some reason, Trump is NOT sleeping in the courtroom today. - Jon Cooper



Odd News

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The Kunlun Mountains constitute one of the longest mountain chains in Asia, extending for more than 3,000 kilometres (1,900 mi). The mountain ridge looks like a backbone, doesn't it?


Monday, May 6, 2024

‘Punishable By Incarceration’: Read FULL Trump Contempt Order Threatening To Lock Him Up Over Gag Order

‘Punishable By Incarceration’: Read FULL Trump Contempt Order Threatening To Lock Him Up Over Gag Order
Court began Monday in the Stormy Daniels hush money-election interference trial with fireworks, as Merchan issued his ruling, telling Trump “I find you in criminal contempt for the 10th time,” and adding “Going forward this court will have to consider a jail sanction.”

Fining Trump $1000 for violating his gag order won’t shut him up

Indicting him 4 times won’t stop him from committing crimes

Asking him for our docs back won’t get him to comply

Charging him 88x won’t make him feel ashamed

The only thing that’ll work on a rapist thug?!

JAIL - Lindy Li

Trump just can’t keep his mouth shut, can he? - Stephen King

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

Hamas is a terrorist organization. Its ideology is ultra-conservative. Hamas has nothing in common at all with liberal or progressive values. - Michael McFaul

A Ceasefire? Really? I Hope It Lasts.

“You get monsters like Donald Trump in the White House because of people like Hope Hicks.” – Lawrence O’Donnell

Republican Shenanigans

Kim Jong Un Urges Kristi Noem to Seek Help. - Andy Borowitz

Kristi Noem: "I didn't proofread my book" 

That's your voice on the audio book dumbass! - Alex Cole

Michael Smerconish Is Obtuse.
CNN’s Michael Smerconish has had an invitation to deliver the commencement address at Dickinson College, a private, liberal arts school in Pennsylvania, rescinded over arguments he made in a 2004 book.

Elise Stefanik frustrated by lack of media attention, announces plans to murder kitten. - mynamehear


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Rock The Voter News

Biden’s Dog Commander Challenges Kristi Noem to Debate. - Andy Borowitz

Miami Dolphins CEO Told Trump, No!
Former President Trump attended the Formula 1 Miami Grand Prix on Sunday, spotted at Hard Rock Stadium...Trump backer Steve Witkoff reportedly planned a fundraiser from one of the event’s suites, but the plans were shut down by race organizer and Miami Dolphins CEO Tom Garfinkel.

I understand that we’re not supposed to call Trump people stupid if we want to win them over.

But I kind of feel like they should stop being stupid first. - HeidiOCanada


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Business/Tech News

Jeffrey Katzenberg: “I’ve known Donald Trump for 50 years. The only thing I can say is he was a colossal asshole then and nothing has really changed.”

Lordy, They Have Tapes!
Jurors in former President Donald Trump's hush money trial on Thursday were played a recording found on Michael Cohen's phone, in which the two appeared to be discussing the alleged plan to pay off a former Playboy model who claimed to have had an extramarital affair with Trump.

The next six months will be the longest ten years in the last two centuries. - John Collins