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Thursday, June 6, 2024

My deepest sympathies to the future cellmate of Steve Bannon

Judge orders ex-Trump adviser Steve Bannon to report to prison by July 1

A judge will consider the DOJ's request to have ex-Trump adviser Steve Bannon begin his four-month prison term in connection with his...

Fun Fact: The judge that is sending Steve Bannon to prison was appointed by..........

Donald Trump. - Alex Cole

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Republicans Post Misleading Clip Attacking Biden At D-Day Memorial — Here's What Really Happened
Biden Says Americans Won't 'Surrender To Bullies' In D-Day Speech As Election Fight With Trump Looms
'You Saved The World!' Sec. Lloyd Austin Gives Heart Wrenching Speech On D-Day Vets 'Final Victory Over Hitler'
MSNBC's Chris Hayes Floats Trump Is 'Openly Colluding' With Putin Over Imprisoned WSJ's Evan Gershkovich
Putin says he’s considering providing weapons to other nations for potential strikes on Western targets
US, other countries call for Israel, Hamas to reach cease-fire, hostage deal

Just remember that the brave men who died this day 80 years ago were call suckers and losers by tRump. Let that sink in. - Paul Burns

I kept it together during the moving ceremony this morning but broke down crying when the missing man formation flew over.

Welp. This Republican's Projection Backfired On Him. Good.

“The CBS News investigation also found his [Rep. Troy Nehls (R-TX)] Combat Infantryman Badge from Afghanistan was revoked from his service record in March 2023 because Nehls served as a civil affairs officer, not as an infantryman or Special Forces soldier. The congressman continues to wear the Combat Infantryman Badge lapel pin on his suit,” reported CBS News in May.

"They put themselves here for what? Because it was the right thing to do... they were not gaining territory, they were not here for riches, they were not here to conquer anything. They were really here in order to mend the future." Tom Hanks reflects on the heroes of D Day

I would really prefer my kids didn’t have to storm the beaches of Florida one day to fight Nazis. - Rick Lenzie

Republican Shenanigans

Tommy Tuberville Opposes Contraception and All Other Polysyllabic Words. - Andy Borowitz

Oddsmakers Are Going With A Man of Color For Trump's VP
Oddsmakers are keeping a close eye on the race to become Donald Trump’s vice presidential pick — with just months until November’s election.

According to Oddschecker, a betting site that tracks and compares odds in sports and more, Sen. Tim Scott (R-SC) leading the pack of potential picks at odds just shy of 5-1.

The fact that there were so many Republicans to vote against birth control is proof that we need more birth control. - Andy Borowitz

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Rock The Voter News

So...why isn't the NRA supporting Hunter Biden? - Larry Middleton

If He Goes To Prison, Who Will Do His Hair? Oh, My!
A former federal prosecutor says there is an “appreciable chance” former President Trump could be in prison until the end of his life if he loses the 2024 election, remarking on the number and scope of criminal prosecutions against him.

Turns out I’m “woke.” All along, I thought I was just compassionate, kind, and good at history. - Brad

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Dwight Eisenhower would be ashamed of the Republican Party. - Liam Nissan

Business/Tech News

A soft civil war has already begun, GOP’s reaction to Trump’s conviction is a preview of how they will behave when he loses the election & claims otherwise. WSJ, MSM & Corp USA will go along with it as will Big Oil & Pharma. They will be abetted by all sorts of morons & treasonous fools. Your local PD & FD are probably already MAGA & militias are ALL over USA now. Don’t wait until it is too late. Musk will also be key in all the chaos as will X, Tik Tok, etc, which is populated with grifters & charlatans milking the mentally enfeebled for a few bucks before it all burns down. Vote Blue. Stop Trump. - Noel Casler

Good News! Tomorrow Is National Donut Day! And There Are Free Donuts!

Doughnut fans rejoice, a day recognizing the classic sweet treat is right around the corner and plenty of restaurants are offering discounts and freebies to mark the occasion.

National Doughnut Day is celebrated annually on the first Friday in June, which falls on June 7 this year.

“Freedom is worth it. Democracy is worth it. America is worth it. The world is worth it,” Biden says of the sacrifices of D-Day and, it seems, today’s fight against authoritarianism. - Jim Sciutto, CNN

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Wednesday, June 5, 2024

Georgia appeals court pauses Trump election interference case

Georgia appeals court pauses Trump election interference case

...Oral arguments are tentatively scheduled for October, meaning the case will likely not proceed to trial until after the presidential election, where Trump is the Republican Party’s presumptive nominee and is hoping to retake the White House and grind his cases to a halt. A trial date had not yet been selected.

If Democrats really wanted to troll Donald Trump, they would pass a law preventing felons from riding Air Force One. - Middle Age Riot

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

There was a time when I thought George Bush was as bad as they could get.

I was wrong. - John Collins

House Republicans Deal Intentional Bad Hand To House Democrats
House Republicans on Wednesday passed their first funding bill for fiscal 2025, laying out a proposed blueprint for the Veterans Affairs (VA) Department and military construction that also includes a list of partisan riders in areas such as abortion that are non-starters for Democrats.

New President of Mexico Warns of Remorseless Criminals North of Border. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

Trump Says His VP Pick Must Pledge to Go to Prison in his Place. - Andy Borowitz

I Love To Wake Up In The Morning When A House Republican Is Being Investigated
Rep. Victoria Spartz (R-IN) is being investigated by the House Ethics Committee over what staffers say is a toxic workplace environment rife with “abuse” from the lawmaker, according to a Politico report published Tuesday.

People forget that Justice Alito was in a group of Princeton Alumni that ran a magazine edited by Dinesh D’Souza and Laura Ingraham. He is — and always has been — an unscrupulous extremist. - Kaivan Shroff

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Hunter Biden is getting more sh*t for buying a gun than Kyle Rittenhouse has for using his to kill two human beings. - gastropoda

Remember, on average, every illegal immigrant commits fewer crimes in America than Donald Trump.
--Alex Cole

You Can Take The Woman Out Of A Neanderthal But You Can't Take The Nethanderthal Out Of A Woman
The Congressional Black Caucus (CBC) has condemned recent comments made by Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.), in which she accused Democrats of worshiping George Floyd, the 46-year-old Black man who was murdered by a white Minneapolis police officer in 2020.

If your pastor has a mansion, you probably paid for it. - John Collins

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Fauci Says Headaches, Depression, and Brain Fog Are Symptoms of Listening to Marjorie Taylor Greene. - Andy Borowitz

Business/Tech News

Twitter is owned by a fascist, the publisher of the New York Times is openly anti-Biden, CNN is doing Trump town halls, and the Washington Post and Wall Street Journal are run by Murdoch cronies. Here’s why liberal media bias is a problem. - DougJBalloon

You know what’s crazy?

The fact that it’s currently legal to pay workers with disabilities BELOW the federal minimum wage—a wage that also needs to be increased.

I’m not backing off until we get this done. - Senator John Fetterman

My, My, My, The Immigrant Surge Will Add $1 Trillion To The Economy Over 5 Years
“The immigration surge, we project from 2021 to 2026, will result in about $1 trillion in additional revenue” over a ten year period, Dr. Phillip Swagel, director of the Congressional Budget Office (CBO) told lawmakers during a Tuesday hearing.

Hmm, just noticed that 'felon' has 'elon' in it. - Molly Ploofkins

Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they say, “exspecially.” - difficultpatty

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Tuesday, June 4, 2024

'I Don't Need a History Lesson!' Merrick Garland Battles Matt Gaetz in Testy Clash Over 'Dangerous' Trump 'Conspiracy Theory'

'I Don't Need a History Lesson!' Merrick Garland Battles Matt Gaetz in Testy Clash Over 'Dangerous' Trump 'Conspiracy Theory'

...Gaetz was the first lawmaker to get time to question Garland, and he told the attorney general he could clear up the “dangerous conspiracy theory” of collusion if he agreed to hand over any and all communications between the Justice Department and the offices of prosecutors targeting Trump, like Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg.

I need someone to explain to me why Al Franken had to resign, but Matt Gaetz is still in Congress.

Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten. - Andrea Junker

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

Jimmy Carter Becomes Second President Convicted Of Felony For Sticking Up Waffle House. - The Onion

Moses Breaks Commandment And Tells A Whopper. What An Arrogant Little man.

House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) ripped into President Biden on Tuesday, calling him the “worst president in the history of the country” in a discussion about Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) floating an effort to impeach Biden.

I witnessed a dramatic moment a few minutes ago in the hallway outside courtroom: Hunter Biden’s wife Melissa Cohen-Biden approached former Trump aide Garett Ziegler and said “you have no right to be here you Nazi piece of sh*t!” - Sarah Fitzpatrick, NBC

Republican Shenanigans

Eric Trump: The Trumps are good family. We have never done anything wrong.

Senate Republicans Openly Admit They Put Politics Above The Law
Senate Republicans are warning New York Judge Juan Merchan not to sentence former President Trump to prison or house arrest or take any other action that could disrupt the likely GOP nominee’s ability to campaign ahead of the November election.

MAGA Republicans have turned the Judiciary Committee into little more than a field office for the Trump campaign.

They have spent 20 million dollars of taxpayer dollars on fire chasing conspiracy theories in defense of Donald Trump and they still have nothing to show for it. - Rep. Jerry Nadler

Oh, they've thought through this just fine.

Everyone gets a week or two of unmitigated embarrassing testimony against the Biden family, case gets a 'not guilty' verdict due to lack of evidence, and then everyone gets months of 'LOOK HOW BIASED OUR COURTS ARE' mongering.- Acadecabz

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Rock The Voter News

105 years ago today, after decades of women-led organizing, Congress approved the constitutional amendment that granted women the right to vote.

This November, I know we'll use our hard-won power to fight for our democracy, our reproductive rights, and our future. - Hillary Clinton

It’s messed up that the Speaker of the House is taking orders from a private citizen who was just convicted. - John Collins

Another GOP Laundromat Indicted. Good.

Bill Guan, the chief financial officer of the far-right Epoch Times, was indicted Monday on charges of allegedly participating in a massive money laundering scheme.

The Southern District of New York released a statement saying, “Bill Guan, 61, of Secaucus, New Jersey, is charged with one count of conspiring to commit money laundering, which carries a maximum sentence of 20 years in prison, and two counts of bank fraud, each of which carries a maximum sentence of 30 years in prison. The charges do not relate to the Media Company’s newsgathering activities.”

For no particular reason, I’m wondering if law enforcement cares about gun owner Don Jr’s drug use? - Jon Cooper

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Business/Tech News

Remember, racists- a vote for trump is a vote for a guy who hired illegal immigrants in 2 different centuries to avoid paying American workers a living wage. - John Fugelsang