Tuesday, June 4, 2024

'I Don't Need a History Lesson!' Merrick Garland Battles Matt Gaetz in Testy Clash Over 'Dangerous' Trump 'Conspiracy Theory'

'I Don't Need a History Lesson!' Merrick Garland Battles Matt Gaetz in Testy Clash Over 'Dangerous' Trump 'Conspiracy Theory'
...Gaetz was the first lawmaker to get time to question Garland, and he told the attorney general he could clear up the “dangerous conspiracy theory” of collusion if he agreed to hand over any and all communications between the Justice Department and the offices of prosecutors targeting Trump, like Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg.

I need someone to explain to me why Al Franken had to resign, but Matt Gaetz is still in Congress.

Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten. - Andrea Junker

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

Jimmy Carter Becomes Second President Convicted Of Felony For Sticking Up Waffle House. - The Onion

Moses Breaks Commandment And Tells A Whopper. What An Arrogant Little man.
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) ripped into President Biden on Tuesday, calling him the “worst president in the history of the country” in a discussion about Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) floating an effort to impeach Biden.

I witnessed a dramatic moment a few minutes ago in the hallway outside courtroom: Hunter Biden’s wife Melissa Cohen-Biden approached former Trump aide Garett Ziegler and said “you have no right to be here you Nazi piece of sh*t!” - Sarah Fitzpatrick, NBC

Republican Shenanigans

Eric Trump: The Trumps are good family. We have never done anything wrong.

Senate Republicans Openly Admit They Put Politics Above The Law
Senate Republicans are warning New York Judge Juan Merchan not to sentence former President Trump to prison or house arrest or take any other action that could disrupt the likely GOP nominee’s ability to campaign ahead of the November election.

MAGA Republicans have turned the Judiciary Committee into little more than a field office for the Trump campaign. 
They have spent 20 million dollars of taxpayer dollars on fire chasing conspiracy theories in defense of Donald Trump and they still have nothing to show for it. - Rep. Jerry Nadler

Oh, they've thought through this just fine.
Everyone gets a week or two of unmitigated embarrassing testimony against the Biden family, case gets a 'not guilty' verdict due to lack of evidence, and then everyone gets months of 'LOOK HOW BIASED OUR COURTS ARE' mongering.- Acadecabz


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Rock The Voter News

105 years ago today, after decades of women-led organizing, Congress approved the constitutional amendment that granted women the right to vote. 

This November, I know we'll use our hard-won power to fight for our democracy, our reproductive rights, and our future. - Hillary Clinton 

It’s messed up that the Speaker of the House is taking orders from a private citizen who was just convicted. - John Collins

Another GOP Laundromat Indicted. Good.

For no particular reason, I’m wondering if law enforcement cares about gun owner Don Jr’s drug use? - Jon Cooper


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Business/Tech News

Remember, racists- a vote for trump is a vote for a guy who hired illegal immigrants in 2 different centuries to avoid paying American workers a living wage. - John Fugelsang

Golly Gee, Batman, Martha Stewart Must Be Raising Her Eyebrows!

Honestly, I’m kinda shocked by how many lawmakers in my country don’t support the rule of law.

--Michael McFaul



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
Cave of the Crystals, Mexico. Creepy.



  1. Every weekday sometime between 4 and 6 PM, either my wife or I will holler out, "All Hat is up!" We usually read it at the same time on our separate laptops and giggle together. Brilliant job on today's. Keep 'em coming. We appreciate your effort and our resulting sanity.

    1. Thank you for the lovely comment. I am humbled and I proselytize before ye!

  2. Ya know, I was hoping in 2020 to clear my phone of all but the best Trump memes.
    Such is not the case. The number of memes ballooned... as the Orange Wrecked-him ballooned.
    You stocked my flash drive.... and I sincerely thank you for that. And at the same time, we tormented the trumpanzees.
    Buena vida!

  3. Al Franken had to resign because Democrats are dumb.

    1. Not all Dems are dumb but several powerful female Dems called for Franken to resign. They bit their nose to spite their face.