Monday, June 3, 2024

'Absolutely False and Simply Preposterous!' Dr. Fauci Fumes Over 'Insidious' Accusations Against Him in Fiery Opener to House Committee

'Absolutely False and Simply Preposterous!' Dr. Fauci Fumes Over 'Insidious' Accusations Against Him in Fiery Opener to House Committee
Dr. Anthony Fauci, the former director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, testified before Congress on Monday to dispel rumors about the origins of the Covid-19 pandemic. In his opening statement, he defended himself against “insidious” accusations concerning the clinic in Wuhan, China where the virus was first detected.

The Great COVID Cover-up: He fired our pandemic response team, went golfing, called it a hoax, went golfing, bragged 15 cases would soon be down to zero, and went golfing. — Let’s face it: Trump was directly responsible for our skyrocketing death rate. He’s a mass murderer.. - Andrea Junker

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

My taxi driver from the airport yesterday was MAGA. Out of nowhere, he tells me COVID was fake—and in the next beat, he says it killed his mother at 60.

That’s how f*cking stupid they are. - Alex Cole

Muslims don’t recognize Jews as God's chosen people, Jews don’t recognize Jesus as the Messiah, Protestants don’t recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world, and Evangelicals don’t recognize each other at Hooters. - Sundae Divine

Trump Demands Payback

It’s heartbreaking to watch America destroy itself over the most undeserving man in the world. - Luke Zaleski

Republican Shenanigans

Melania Says House Arrest for Trump Would Be Cruel and Unusual Punishment for Her. - Andy Borowitz

A felon that owes over half a billion in legal fees will sell out the country in a heartbeat. - Eric Garcia

Eric Trump Is Dumb As White On Rice

Just wait till the Apprentice footage that’s no longer blocked by the NDA drops. - Rachel Bitecofer

I'd just like to point out that Hunter Biden was charged by a Trump appointed prosecutor and is being tried by a Trump appointed judge. 

By Donald Trump's own standards, the Hunter Biden trial is rigged. - BlackKnight10k


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If Joe Biden was really pulling strings at the DOJ, his son probably wouldn’t be going on trial today. - John Collins

Rock The Voter News

Mike Johnson Will No Longer Be Raptured, Says God. - Andy Borowitz

I'm Surprised The Cartels Haven't Gunned Her Down
Claudia Sheinbaum, a climate scientist and former mayor of Mexico City, won her nation’s elections Sunday in a landslide victory that brought a double milestone: She became the first woman, and the first Jewish person, to be elected president of Mexico.

Trump Glad He Hasn’t Paid His Lawyers. - Andy Borowitz


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Business/Tech News

In other news, Biden is forgiving student loans, capping the cost of insulin, lowering the cost of medications and Medicare, creating millions of jobs, repairing thousands of bridges and roads, supporting unions, protecting veterans, fighting for the lgbtq. - Irishrygirl

Apparently, This Is How To Pay Off Witnesses Legally
Nine witnesses in the criminal cases against former President Donald Trump have received significant financial benefits, including large raises from his campaign, severance packages, new jobs, and a grant of shares and cash from Trump’s media company.

If civil war breaks out, meet me at the library. - John Collins



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
Hotel Danieli, Venice. It is almost 700 years old, almost as old as Joe Biden.

1 comment:

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