Thursday, April 4, 2024

It's always the Russians with Trump...

Donald Trump’s social media company Trump Media managed to go public last week only after it had been kept afloat in 2022 by emergency loans provided in part by a Russian-American businessman under scrutiny in a federal insider-trading and money-laundering investigation.





Trump University. Trump Casino. Trump Steaks. Trump Water. Trump Wine. Trump Airlines. Trump Mortgage. Trump Magazine. Trump Entertainment. Trump Foundation. Trump Presidency. Trump Insurrection.

Nothing could be more on-brand than Trump Media being a complete failure. - Middle Age Riot












The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans


Reminder: when Trump says that Israel needs to end the war soon, he doesn’t mean a ceasefire. He means a massive operation into Rafah that’s unbound from any restraint. - Blake Allen






I Imagine Many Curse Words Were Involved









Trump: "If somebody is beating you by 10, 15, or 20 points, like we’re doing with crooked Joe Biden -- let’s indict the motherf*cker."









Republican Shenanigans



Marjorie Taylor Greene Says RFK Jr Seems a Little Off. - Andy Borowitz








Shorter Letitia James: I Don't Trust The Motherf*cker!









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Rock The Voter News



No Labels Changes Name to No Interest. - Andy Borowitz








Thank You, Pennsylvania!
President Biden leads former President Trump by 10 percentage points in a hypothetical 2024 general election match-up in a survey of registered Pennsylvania voters released Thursday.








Just got aggressively hit on by a guy wearing a MAGA hat. Please send pet pics as a cleanser. - OhNoSheTwitnt








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Trump is about to jump from the DOJ frying pan into the SEC fire. - 02bnbx







Business/Tech News


The captain of the Titanic would like you to know that you can all have your blue checks back. - Jeff Tiedrich









Remember how we thought the nightmare was over when Biden won? - Jane of the North













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Odd News



Time To Deflate Photo

This is an aerial shot of San Jose, Costa Rica. I watched that stadium being built by Chinese labor and bamboo scaffolding. It was a gift from China after Costa Rica gave China trading status over Taiwan.

Peace.


Wednesday, April 3, 2024

Trump Lawyer Alina Habba Rants E. Jean Carroll Will Get 'ZERO' From $83M — And Will Pay Trump's Legal Bill


Trump Lawyer Alina Habba Rants E. Jean Carroll Will Get 'ZERO' From $83M — And Will Pay Trump's Legal Bill
Trump lawyer Alina Habba went on a rant that included attacking E. Jean Carroll as “crazy,” promising Carroll will get “ZERO” from the bombshell $83 million defamation award, and vowing to sue Carroll for former President Donald Trump’s legal fees.


Trump sics his dog, er, lawyer on E Jean Carroll. What a guy!







Can we trade Bibi to Hamas in exchange for the hostages. - BlackKnight10K









Republican Shenanigans


I’m not a religious person, but Jesus would be so pissed at us. 

He gave us 1 job: 

LOVE each other. 

And look at us, just f*cking look.  - Natasha Carter






It's totally nuts that a guy with a huge following, with a history of inciting his supporters to violence, is not behind bars after posting a threat to the President of the United States on his social media.

Come on, Merrick Garland. - mmpadellan







Jack Smith Is Going For The Judge's Jugular








Since Republicans want to change the name of Dulles, Democrats should introduce a bill to rename it Dwight Eisenhower International or DEI. - Leonard










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Rock The Voter News

There were zero perks to working around Trump EXCEPT when dogs would bark at the mere sight of him. That was priceless. They knew, they react to fear & he oozes it. His whole act is making you think he’s not an evil, terrified punk. The K9’s called him on it, every f’n time. Woof. - Noel Casler









Would This Be Considered A Frivolous Lawsuit?
Even as he fends off four criminal cases and multiple civil cases, former President Donald Trump filed a lawsuit in the latter half of March against two Truth Social co-founders he once fired on “The Apprentice,” claiming that they aren’t owed any stock shares whatsoever now that Trump Media & Technology Group (TMTG) has gone public.








Bolsonaro was quickly convicted and exiled after attempting a coup when he lost the election.

I wish we had courts like they have in Brazil. - Captain Obvious







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Business/Tech News


Effort to Control Uteri Led By Men With Small Peni. - Andy Borowitz







Dear God, Everything Trump Touches...









Twitter pre-Elon: Here’s award winning journalists reporting in real-time alongside every celebrity, comedian, and brand driving the worldwide conversation 

Twitter now: [N][U][D][E][S] [I][N] [B][I][O] - Zack Bornstein









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Odd News



Time To Deflate Photo
Argyll and Bute, Scotland. Nice bench.


Peace.


Tuesday, April 2, 2024

Trump Posts Fox News Clip Slamming Judge's Daughter Literal Hours After New Gag Order Ruling


Former President Donald Trump posted a video of Fox hosts slamming Judge Juan Merchan’s daughter Loren Merchan less than 24 hours after the judge issued a new ruling expanding Trump’s gag order.



BREAKIN': Man that owns his own social media platform whines he has no free speech. - Tea Pain







The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans



BREAKING: Kaja Kallas Will NOT Be NATO's New Chief, Will Instead Be Appointed Queen Of Entire Europe. - LeChou








Everyone Is Hamas According To Netanyahu. Disgusting and Heartbreaking.



Israel is using starvation as a weapon of war, World Central Kitchen charged yesterday. Their airstrikes on the food convoy have resulted in aid ships turning around. - Ryan Grim






 I am old enough to remember when we knew Havana Syndrome was a Russian Op when it first happened.

Trump was in the WH.  He didn’t give a sh*t. - Pam Keith

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The irony of RFK Jr. jumping in with both feet to destroy a Democracy his father died to protect is revolting and anti-American. 
He’s a rotten, reprehensible SOB. - D. Earl Stephens










Democratic Presidents Offer to Loan Trump $100. - Andy Borowitz








Democrat Gives Sage Advice About Renaming Dulles Airport







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Business/Tech News


Desperate Trump Tries To Fix Plunging Stock Price With Sharpie. - Andy Borowitz





 

The Great Untapped Market Is Building Homes Americans Can Afford









Finland, where the wealthy pay their taxes, was again named the happiest country in the world. We did not make the top ten. - The Other 98%