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Tuesday, January 9, 2024

Jack Smith to Judge Aileen Cannon: Trump defendants 'have yet to produce any discovery'

Jack Smith to Judge Aileen Cannon: Trump defendants 'have yet to produce any discovery'

Special counsel Jack Smith notified U.S. District Court Judge Aileen Cannon that former President Donald Trump and his co-defendants,...

Trump Claims Bone Spurs Give Him Immunity - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Trump Lawyer Argues Presidents CAN Order Seal Team 6 To Assassinate Rivals In Stunning Appeals Courtroom Exchange
Trump Demands Election Crimes Case Be Dropped In New Filing — Because Nobody Told Him Overturning Election Was Crime
Trump Co-Defendant Alleges Fani Willis Had ‘Romantic Relationship’ with Prosecutor Brought on to Work the Case
Trump Warns Biden Over Indictments: ‘Be Careful Because That Could Happen to Him Also’ Under ‘Next President'
Special counsel Jack Smith targeted in ‘swatting’ call on Christmas: Reports

Donald Trump ANNOUNCES HE’S GOING TO ANNOY EVERYONE IN AMERICA until November 2024. - Tea Party Cat

People who think the “could a president assassinate a political rival?” hypothetical is so far fetched forget that Donald Trump almost succeeded in getting Mike Pence killed. - Mrs. Betty Bowers

The Defense Secretary Has Cancer.
Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin has prostate cancer, and his recent secretive hospitalization was for surgery and later to treat a urinary tract infection related to that operation, his doctors said Tuesday.

Trump says Presidents have immunity, and in the same breath, he says he's going to prosecute Joe Biden.

And this is how stupid you MAGAs are. - Alex Cole

Republican Shenanigans

Remember when Senate Republicans declined to convict him because it was more appropriately left to the criminal courts to judge his conduct? - John Collins

Apparently, Nikki Haley Can't Remember Her Lies
Nikki Haley (R-SC) pounced on a claim by Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R-FL) when asked about it at Monday’s presidential town hall on Fox News hosted by Bret Baier and Martha MacCallum.

“So, governor, Governor DeSantis is hitting you for claiming the retirement age is, quote, ‘way, way too low.’ He said, quote, ‘I don’t know why she is saying that.’ So, are you saying that? Where do you stand on that?” Baier asked.

“I have never once said that!” Haley answered.

In fact, she did...

Imagine focusing on immunity instead of innocence. - John Collins

Who else is 100% convinced Conservative America has the cognitive levels of a third grader? - fernadonyny

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Rock The Voter News

"Sometimes if you build it, they don’t come,” Dean Phillips told reporters outside of the Manchester DoubleTree hotel this morning, after no voters showed up to his “Government Repair Truck Coffee Conversations” event in 22 degree weather.

Whew, Sanity Still Prevails...

Most Americans in a new poll disagree with former President Trump’s argument that he should be immune from prosecution over his efforts to overturn the results of the 2020 election as a federal appeals court prepares to weigh in on the issue

"...and could we get a moratorium on the "both sides do it" refrain from cognitive impaired columnists, talkshow hosts, pundits, and editorial writers?" -- James Wolcott, Vanity Fair, 2012.

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Business/Tech News

“The Mainstream media is trying to cancel me!” - Aaron Rogers, said on one of the most popular shows on main stream media.

Two Nemeses Fired From Their Cable News Jobs, Find Work on X!

If you’ve been following the cable news media world long enough, you’d probably know the relationship between Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon has been… less than friendly, to say the least. Therefore, some might be surprised to see that the former Fox News host amicably welcomed the ex-CNN anchor to X, now that both of them are establishing their careers on the social media platform formerly known as Twitter.

There are about a thousand people in prison wondering why Trump didn’t just hang Mike Pence himself and claim Presidential immunity. - 7Veritas4

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Monday, January 8, 2024

Trump tells Iowans to ‘get over’ recent school shooting: ‘We have to move forward’

Trump tells Iowans to ‘get over’ recent school shooting: ‘We have to move forward’

...His somewhat harsh rhetoric comes after a gunman entered Perry High School on Thursday morning, the first day back from winter break, with a pump action shotgun and handgun. He shot and killed one student, and left several others injured — including the school principal, authorities confirmed.

The 2024 election is a choice between democracy and someone who can't spell democracy. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

If you’re watching us from outside the United States, it’s not as bad as it looks.

It’s way worse. - John Collins

I'm Not Holding My Breath....
Congressional leaders managed to reach a topline federal spending deal for 2024, which represents a considerable step to avoid a possible government shutdown in the near future.

Trump Calls Biden a Threat to Insurrections. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

Lauren Boebert is part of an elaborate plot to make Sarah Palin look classy. - Andy Borowitz

When Ann Coulter & Chris Christie are the most reasonable people in your party, your party is a raging dumpster fire. - TheUSASingers

From my 2017 archives

Judges Sure Don't Like Trump
Judge Lewis Kaplan ruled late Saturday night that legal representation for former President Donald Trump cannot argue that he did NOT rape E Jean Carroll...Judge Kaplan wrote: “Defendant and his counsel shall not offer any evidence, conduct examination, or make any argument relating to Carroll II jury’s determination that plaintiff had failed to prove that defendant ‘raped’ her within the meaning of the New York Penal Law.”

Meghan McCain: "Trump is a piece of sh-t, election denying, huckster whose own wife won't campaign with him."

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Rock The Voter News

Clarence Thomas Refuses To Leave Super Yacht to Rule on Trump Case. - Andy Borowitz

Why Isn't Roger Stone In Jail?
Infamous political operative Roger Stone was recorded on tape telling an associate to “abduct” and “punish” a prosecutor who led the case against him as part of the Mueller probe.

Donald Trump is 77 years old and morbidly obese. We have no idea what his health problems are because he won’t tell us. But thanks to the MSM the only thing that ever gets talked about is Biden being too old. Trump is old and fat. Someone should point that out. - Gary Andover

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Business/Tech News

One of the great myths of our time is that Republican presidents are better at managing the economy:

Bush: +2.6M jobs
Clinton: +22.9M
Bush: +1.4M
Obama: +11.6M
Trump: -2.7M
Biden: +14.9M

Republican Presidents (16 years): +1.3M Democratic Presidents (19 years): +49.4M - Mark Elliot

Well, Drug Use Sure Would Explain His Erratic Behavior
Elon Musk’s reported drug use has Tesla Inc. board members facing a familiar quandary: having to decide what, if anything, to do about the chief executive subjecting directors and shareholders alike to great financial and legal risk.

How did Jesus find guys named Peter, John, James, Matthew, Andrew, Phillip, Thomas & Simon in the Middle East?! - Brad

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Friday, January 5, 2024

Trump Shares Messianic Video About God Sending Him To Save World

Trump Shares Messianic Video About God Sending Him To Save World

Former President Donald Trump is now at the “go to any lengths necessary” stage of his public career to get attention. To wit? He just posted a satirical version of Paul Harvey’s famous “So God Made a Farmer” video in which HE is the subject.

And yes, it’s just as creepy and a messianic bit of messaging that will cause many to cringe but others to fall to their knees in supplication.

Like most devout Christians, Donald Trump believes that marriage is a sacred institution between a man and a woman and another woman after that and then another woman after that and also a paid-off porn actress and whoever he met on Epstein Island. - Jeff Tiedrich

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

It’s abundantly obvious that foreign governments were trying to bribe Trump, because there’s no other reason anyone would stay at one of his crap hotels, with the possible exception of studying the behavior of bedbugs. - Andy Borowitz

LaPierre Resigns From NRA. My Guess Is That He'll Be Replaced By Someone Worse.
Wayne LaPierre resigned as leader of the National Rifle Association on Friday, ending his decades-long reign over the prominent gun rights group, days before the start of his civil trial in New York.

Thanks to the enhanced background checks enacted by my historic gun safety law, the Justice Department has now successfully denied more than 500 illegal gun purchases by people under 21 years old who presented a danger to our communities.

This legislation is saving lives. - President Biden

Republican Shenanigans

fun fact: there are more photos of Donald Trump with Jeffrey Epstein than there are of Donald Trump with his own son Barron - Jeff Tiedrich

LOL. Trump Demands Legal Fees!
Former President Donald Trump demanded legal fees and contempt of court proceedings against Special Counsel Jack Smith in a new filing to Federal District Court Judge Tanya Chutkan.

Today was a rough day for GOP talking points: “So what if Trump was pals with Epstein? He was also taking bribes from the Chinese.” - Andy Borowitz

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Rock The Voter News

Republicans have worked harder to keep trans kids out of restrooms than shooters out of schools. - Middle Age Riot

Hunter Biden Update: GOP Wants Him Locked Up.

The House Judiciary Committee will mark up a resolution next week to hold Hunter Biden in contempt of Congress after he defied a subpoena by failing to appear for a deposition.

Biden, the president’s son, was due to appear last month before investigators from a trio of committees investigating his business dealings. Instead, he spoke on the Senate lawn reiterating his willingness to speak with the panels only in a public setting.

It’s completely insane that pervert Gym Jim Jordan is allowed to remain in our Congress to vote to hold Hunter Biden in contempt for volunteering to testify when Jordan has illegally evaded a subpoena for 600+ days, played a role in sedition and covered up mass sexual abuse. - Ricky Davila

Notice how Nikki Haley didn't say she currently has any black friends. - BlackKnight10K

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Business/Tech News

Republicans Accuse Biden of Improving Economy Before Election. - Andy Borowitz

My, My, My. Letitia James Is Going For Trump's Jugular! Good!
The New York attorney general asked a judge to ban former President Donald Trump from doing real estate business in the state for life, ban him from serving as an officer or director of a New York corporation, and fined $370 million.

Anybody else still curious who planted the pipe bombs, disabled Mike Pence’s key card, removed the panic button in Ayanna Presley’s office, and shared the locations of non-reinforced Capitol windows? - Andrea Junker

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