All Hat No Cattle

Thursday, December 14, 2023

Dozens of Texas businesses back challenge to abortion ban: ‘This is why our economy is taking a hit’

Dozens of Texas businesses back challenge to abortion ban: ‘This is why our economy is taking a hit’

Ambiguities in Texas’s abortion ban are making it harder for businesses in the state to recruit, a coalition of businesses argued Thursday.

It was Texas women who won the right to abortion 50 years ago.

It’s Texas women who will help win it back in 2024. - Beto O'Rourke

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Putin says no peace solution in Ukraine until Russia achieves war aims
National security adviser meets with Saudi crown prince on Israel-Hamas war
'Nowhere Is Safe in Gaza': Clarissa Ward Gains Unprecedented New Access to Gaza's 'Humanitarian Catastrophe' in Harrowing Report
‘How Can There Be Peace?': Anchor Stunned As Israeli Ambassador ‘Absolutely’ Rejects Two-State Solution
New York courthouse hosting Trump civil trial evacuated after man sets papers on fire, officials say

BREAKING: the House will vote to impeach President Biden for the crime of not having stolen the 2020 election. - Randi Mayem Singer

Congress Sends Bipartisan Middle Finger To Trump

Congress has approved legislation that would prevent any president from withdrawing the United States from NATO without approval from the Senate or an Act of Congress.

The measure, spearheaded by Sens. Tim Kaine (D-Va.) and Marco Rubio (R-Fla.), was included in the annual National Defense Authorization Act, which passed out of the House on Thursday and is expected to be signed by President Biden.

Republicans Accuse Biden of Being Barely Conscious Senile Codger Who is Also a Criminal Mastermind - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

House Republicans Vote to Impeach Commander Biden. - Andy Borowitz

Oh, Goody, Republican Infighting!
The rocky relationship between Senate Republican Leader Mitch McConnell (Ky.) and Sen. Josh Hawley (R-Mo.), a rising conservative populist star, is in the spotlight after McConnell played a leading role in killing a Hawley-sponsored amendment to the annual defense bill.

Let me see if I have this straight — Donald Trump didn’t show up to testify in court this week, and Rudy Giuliani didn’t show up to testify in court this week, but Hunter Biden showed up and asked for his testimony to be shown to the public, and MAGA is calling HIM a coward? - JoJoFromJerz

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Rock The Voter News

I don't know about you, but I'd vote for Hunter Biden over Donald Trump seven days a week. - MayoIsSpicyy

The Loser Loses Again. I Wish He'd Just Flee The Country!

Donald Trump has lost his appeal to throw out the limited gag orders and associated fines in his civil fraud trial.

A decision today from New York's Appellate Division, First Department rejected Trump's request to annul and vacate the limited gag orders imposed by Judge Arthur Engoron that prohibit Trump and attorneys from commenting on the judge's staff.

If they really think Joe Biden is a criminal, they probably shouldn’t be trying to set the precedent that he has absolute immunity. - John Collins

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Business/Tech News

The Dow Jones crossed 37,000 for the first time in history.

News Outlets: How that’s bad news for Joe Biden. - USASingers

Meanwhile, The Rich Get Richer
Amazon does not have to pay €250 million ($273 million) in back taxes to Luxembourg, the top court in the European Union ruled Thursday, marking a defeat for the EU’s crackdown on sweetheart tax deals for multinationals.

We have Jack Smith chasing Trump. They have jack asses chasing Biden. - Jeremy Newberger

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🤠Today is AllHatNoCattle's 23rd Birthday🎂

On this date in 2000 I purchased the domain name allhatnocattle.net after watching Governor Jeb Bush interfere with the election by ignoring the Florida Supreme Court to recount the votes statewide. Jeb went to the U.S. Supreme Court to stop the vote counting.

My husband was a stringer for AP at the time and he was collecting vote totals from the Florida panhandle. He knew something was wrong when all the election offices were giving him a hard time trying to gather vote totals after the Florida Supreme Court ordered a statewide recount (the first one by the way). It was all for naught as the very next day the U.S. Supreme Court handed the election to George Bush with no statewide recount. The votes in my county were never recounted.

Jeb Bush wrote the playbook for election interference. He also removed about 40,000 people of color from the voting rolls prior to the 2000 election.

After eight bloody war years of Bush and the economy he crashed, Americans regained their sanity and voted in Barack Obama. Many viewers thought I would quit AHNC because a Democrat was president. Nope, that didn't happen. But I did get cancer in 2009 and had no health insurance.

With no help from my husband who was drunk in some bar somewhere, my viewers lifted me out of a horrible situation and that allowed me to continue with AHNC. At the same time my son survived a 15 story fall from his apartment building in China. 2009 was the worst year of our lives.

With the help of you, my viewers, I was able to get cancer care in Costa Rica where I had property. You all literally saved my life. It was easy to recover in the Obama years, so much less stress.

The punch in my AHNC gut was the 2016 election. Dear Gawd, Trump? That sleazy NY developer? Instead of Hillary? We're doomed!

Well, almost doomed, but Americans regained their sanity, again, and elected Joe Biden. And here we go again.

I have considered it an honor to service your humor needs for the past 23 years.

Thank you with all of my heart,

Lisa

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Wednesday, December 13, 2023

Vote to formalize Biden impeachment inquiry in House coming

Vote to formalize Biden impeachment inquiry in House coming

House Speaker Mike Johnson argues that the vote to formalize an impeachment inquiry into President Biden is not a political decision, but a legal one.

Republicans Demand Biden Tell Them Why They Are Impeaching Him. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Putin loyalists in Moscow celebrated when Republicans voted to block Ukraine aid last week.

The host of one Kremlin-run show literally said: “Well done, Republicans!"

Folks, if you’re being celebrated by Russian propagandists, it might be time to rethink what you’re doing. - President Biden

I Believe Mike Johnson Is Capable Of Doing Something Such As This

The deputy editor of Russian president Vladimir Putin’s “favourite newspaper” has reportedly been found dead at her Moscow apartment.

Anna Tsavera was found by her parents at her home a year after the mysterious death of her former boss Vladimir Sungorkin, police told Russian news agency TASS.

Senators Josh Hawley and Mike Lee showed visible concern during a Senate hearing upon learning that the FBI can track the metadata of individuals involved in the January 6th events.

Adding to the intrigue, Special Counsel Jack Smith is said to possess both the metadata and geolocation data of former President Donald Trump from that day.

The next few weeks will be very revealing as it regards other big actors during J6. - Brian Allen

Republican Shenanigans

I like presidents who *don't* try to sell me their nasty old clothing. - Mrs. Betty Bowers

A Greedy, Forgetful, Republican. LOL.

A Republican lawmaker sold up to $50,000 of Boeing shares just before a committee he was on released a damning report about Boeing—and then he blew the deadline to report it.

Republicans: "We will force you to carry your rapist's dead fetus to term even if it kills you because we are the party of freedom and limited government."

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Rock The Voter News

I will go to my grave never understanding how so many people have F'd up their lives and reputations in fealty to Donald Trump. It's truly insane. - Don Lewis

I Am Glad To See How Well The Hunted Is Holding Up

After weeks of back-and-forth and a threat to hold him in contempt of Congress, Hunter Biden briefly appeared in the Capitol complex Wednesday, making a public statement outside the building instead of showing for his scheduled deposition following a subpoena from House Republicans.

Hunter Biden railed against the investigation from House Republicans, blasting the probe ahead of a vote to ignite an impeachment inquiry into his father, President Biden.

"To James Comer, Jim Jordan, Jason Smith: I am here. I am ready." --Hunter Biden

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Business/Tech News

When a Tesla is recalled does it reluctantly drive itself back to the dealer? - Jeremy Newberger

Dear God, More Suffering For Women If...

The Supreme Court said Wednesday it will consider whether to restrict access to a widely used abortion drug — even in states where the procedure is still allowed.

The case concerns the drug mifepristone that — when coupled with another drug — is one of the most common abortion methods in the United States.

I loved people today. I did not shoot them. It was not difficult. - Paula Poundstone

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Tuesday, December 12, 2023

Trump Doubles Down on Digital Trading Cards as Fraud Trial Threatens Business, Generously Offers a Physical Card to Those Who Spend Over $4,600

Trump Doubles Down on Digital Trading Cards as Fraud Trial Threatens Business, Generously Offers a Physical Card to Those Who Spend Over $4,600

Former President Donald Trump is doubling down on his investment in digital trading cards, this time offering a “Mugshot Edition” and the opportunity to receive an actual physical card to collectors who spend over $4,600 on digital ones.

The only gifts alpha males want for Christmas are George Santos cameos and President Trump digital trading cards. - ElectionLegal

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Remember that with a mere 5% of the US defense budget, the Ukrainian Armed Forces have eliminated half of Russia's conventional military. This is the most efficient Pentagon expenditure ever.
To oppose US aid to Ukraine is to work for Putin & his victory in Ukraine. - Anders Aslund

Will Hamas Listen To Putin?

Russian Deputy Foreign Minister Mikhail Bogdanov demanded the release of hostages held in Gaza in telephone calls on Sunday and Monday with Hamas and other Palestinian factions, the Russian foreign ministry said.

The statement followed a series of meetings and calls between President Vladimir Putin and Middle East leaders in the past week.

Biden Warns Netanyahu. Good.

President Joe Biden took aim at Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu on Tuesday and urged him to change Israel’s governing coalition, ditching the far-right elements in his government.

Biden made the comments at a fundraiser, warning that Israel is losing international support in its war against Hamas. “They’re starting to lose that support,” Biden reportedly said at the event hosted by former AIPAC president Less Rosenberg.

We are getting to a tipping point. Rudy is nuts. Marge is crazy. Mike Johnson thinks he’s Moses. Trump is stuck in a maniac’s fear and hate loop. The rest of the GOP and MAGA are zombies of the cult. I think the real fireworks start soon. I hope we’re prepared. - Bill Johnson

Republican Shenanigans

If Donald Trump wins the election next year, does MAGA still believe that Kamala Harris has the constitutional authority to throw out his electoral votes to make Joe Biden president again?

Yeah, I didn't think so . . . - Mrs. Betty Bowers