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Friday, November 3, 2023

Trump 14th Amendment disqualification efforts reach Minnesota Supreme Court

Trump 14th Amendment disqualification efforts reach Minnesota Supreme Court

Efforts to keep former President Trump off the ballot under the 14th Amendment reached the Minnesota Supreme Court on Thursday, with several justices during oral arguments appearing wary that they should be the ones to determine Trump’s eligibility.

“It ain’t over until the Fat F** is in Sing Sing.”

- A colloquialism from Jack E. Smith

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Josh Hawley lives in Virginia, represents Missouri, and answers to Russia. - Middle Age Riot

Anyone Know How Many Hamas Terrorists Have Been Killed?
Secretary of State Antony Blinken said Friday “we need to do more” to protect civilians in Gaza after deadly Israeli strikes have killed around 9,000 people since early October, when Israel launched a major war against Palestinian militant group Hamas.

1. Hamas = Nazi terrorists who don't keep Palestine safe

2. Palestinians deserve a free state & control of their borders

3. Netanyahu = gangster thug who doesn't keep Israel safe

4. Israelis deserve peace & security & neighbors who recognizes their right to exist

Not complex. - John Fugelsang

On this day in 1986, news first breaks that the Reagan White House authorized weapons sales to Tehran and illegally funnelled the profits to anti-communist guerrillas in Nicaragua. The Iran-Contra scandal will dog Reagan for the remainder of his presidency.

FYI: Other than Iran, the only country to benefit from Reagan's Iran/Contra debacle was Costa Rica, as they got a big ass airport compliments of Reagan's military buildup. No, they did not name the airport after him or anything else for that matter.

Republican Shenanigans

The judge overseeing Donald Trump’s civil fraud trial has expanded a gag order in the trial to extend to Trump’s attorneys after continued lengthy discussions about the judge’s communications with his law clerk during court this week. - Kaitlan Collins, CNN

What A Sorry Excuse From Ivanka. School Week? Really?

...Ivanka tried to get out of testifying by filing a motion for a stay to the New York Court of Appeals Thursday, arguing through an attorney that “Ms. Trump, who resides in Florida with her three minor children, will suffer undue hardship if a stay is denied and she is required to testify at trial in New York in the middle of a school week, in a case she has already been dismissed from, before her appeal is heard.”

I would like a televised event where Ivanka Trump explains to deployed military personnel how a 48-hour trip to New York poses an undue hardship to herself and her kids. - RebekahWriter

Trump says he can't make it to court Monday, he can't find daycare for his children. - BaddCompany

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Rock The Voter News

Joe Biden has brought on 34 straight months of job creation. He’s done more in 3 years than the past two republican Presidents combined. - Santiago Mayer

Who Is The Dumbest, Eric or Don Jr.?
Former First Son Eric Trump lashed out in a wild rant outside former President Donald Trump’s fraud trial, attacking New York Attorney General Letitia James (D) and bemoaning “murderers” and “potholes” after finishing his testimony.

Tuberville represents Alabama but lives in Florida

Hawley serves Missouri but lives in Virginia

Youngkin slams voter fraud but his teen son tried to vote twice

Meadows decries voter fraud but never lived in the trailer on his voter form

Party of election integrity, y’all. - Lindy Li

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Business/Tech News

The crazy thing about the Sam Bankman-Fried conviction is that he's going to get a longer prison sentence than Trump, and he didn't even try to overthrow the government. - BlackKnight10K

Sam Bankman-Fried Faces Decades In Prison

Sam Bankman-Fried, who once ran one of the world's biggest cryptocurrency exchanges, has been found guilty of fraud and money laundering at the end of a month-long trial in New York.

The jury delivered its verdict after less than five hours of deliberations.

It concludes a stunning fall from grace for the 31-year-old former billionaire, once known as the "King of Crypto", who now faces decades in jail.

World Shocked That Man Running Business Based On Imaginary Money Might Be Fraud. - Andy Borowitz

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Thursday, November 2, 2023

Eric Trump takes the witness stand after Don Jr.’s testimony

Trump fraud trial live updates: Eric Trump takes the witness stand after Don Jr.’s testimony

The former president's eldest son, Donald Trump Jr., resumed his testimony today, followed by his brother Eric.

Trump and his kids want us to believe two things:

The Trump Organization is a multi-billion dollar enterprise with interests across the globe.

Also, no one actually runs it other than a couple of dodgy accountants in the backroom. - John Reeves

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Only a political genius like Tuberville could conjure up a scheme to protest medical care for women serving their country by denying promotions to the most accomplished members of the military. - Ron Filipkowski

Americans Are Getting Bored With Ukraine's War Against Russia

Americans’ support for Ukraine amid its war with Russia has significantly fallen, according to a new poll.

Survey results released Thursday by Gallup show 41 percent of Americans believe the U.S. government is doing “too much” to help Ukraine. This marks a 12 percent increase since the survey was last conducted in June.

Russia shelled 118 settlements in Ukraine yesterday

The most intense shelling of 2023

Gaza might have people's attention but the Ukraine War is still raging. - Sam Ramani

Republican Shenanigans

Not one reporter has asked Speaker Mike Johnson how a grown ass man like him doesn't have a bank account to pay his cable bill or even get his direct deposit paychecks. - mmpaldellan

Alabama To Try Untested Execution Method

The Alabama Supreme Court ruled Wednesday the state can execute an inmate with nitrogen gas, a method not yet used to carry out a death sentence.

The 6-2 decision by the all-Republican court came in response to the state attorney general’s request for an execution of Kenneth Eugene Smith.

Part of what makes the new Preacher of the House so dangerous is how reasonable he looks and sounds. Be afraid. Be very afraid. - Claude Taylor

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Rock The Voter News

I was going to start of list of all the times Donald Trump violates a gag order, but then I realized that I just don't have that kind of time. - Mrs. Betty Bowers

RFK Jr. Is Taking Votes From Trump. ROFLOL.
Even though he’s considered a long-shot, many see presidential candidate and anti-vaccine conspiracy theorist Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as a possible spoiler in the 2024 race — but from whom is he really taking the support? According to a Politico report, it appears to be GOP frontrunner former President Donald Trump.

Shocking Video Emerges of Mike Johnson Saying Something Sane. - Andy Borowitz

Johnson To Make Biden Impeachment Decision Soon! I Wonder If It Is Before or After He Shuts Down The Government.

Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) said Thursday that the House is nearing a decision on whether to move on articles of impeachment against President Biden.

Asked during a press conference if he believes there is enough evidence to move on articles of impeachment against Biden, Johnson said: “I do believe that very soon we are coming to a point of decision on it.”

Can’t we pray Mike Johnson away? - Andy Borowitz

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Business/Tech News

Check Your Texas Made Dog Food, It May Be Contaminated.

A Texas-based pet food company is recalling some of its dog food products sold nationwide because of possible salmonella contamination, according to the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.

Mid America Pet Food is recalling three lots of its Victor Super Premium Dog Food, Select Beef Meal & Brown Rice Formula. The affected products were manufactured in the company’s Mount Pleasant facility and distributed to various retailers across the country.

Flat Earth people, use your heads.

If earth was really flat, by now cats would’ve pushed everything off the edge. - Ruth Buzzi

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Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

This iconic photograph is still considered one of the most-terrifying space photographs to date. Astronaut Bruce McCandless II became the first human being to do a spacewalk without a safety tether linked to a spacecraft. In 1984, he floated completely untethered in space with nothing but his Manned Maneuvering Unit keeping him alive.

Peace.

Wednesday, November 1, 2023

Donald Trump Jr. testifies in New York civil fraud trial

Donald Trump Jr. testifies in New York civil fraud trial

Donald Trump’s eldest son, Don Jr., is testifying in the New York civil fraud case against the family and their business, the Trump Organization. He is being pressed on his involvement in the financial documents at the center of the $250 million lawsuit brought by the New York attorney general’s office.

Do you think Junior will use air quotes during his testimony today? - Eileen McLaughlin

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

The confirmation of Jack Lew as U.S. Ambassador to Israel is crucial.

His expertise and commitment to the region make him the right choice at this perilous moment in time.

Together, we will work to strengthen the security of our ally and the prospect of peace in the future. - Rep. Adam Schiff

Most Americans Want A Ceasefire. Me Included.

The majority of Americans, both Democrat and Republican, think the U.S. government should call for a ceasefire between Israel and Hamas, according to a new poll.

A Data for Progress poll conducted between October 18 and 19 found that 66% of Americans support a U.S. call for a ceasefire.

NEW: I moved forward the remaining Joint Chiefs—Chief of Naval Operations & Chief of Staff of the Air Force—and Asst. Commandant of the Marine Corps.

Sen. Tuberville must drop his holds.

In the meantime—we'll work to confirm these nominees that should've been approved long ago. - Sen. Chuck Schumer

Republican Shenanigans

Ginni Thomas Says Mike Johnson’s Wife Seems a Little Crazy. - Andy Borowitz

What Is It With All The Texas Russians? Espionage, Maybe?

A group of Russian nationals were able to donate to newly elected House Speaker Mike Johnson's campaign in 2018 by funneling the money through a U.S. company.

The Texas-based American Ethane company previously donated tens of thousands of dollars to the campaigns of Louisiana Republicans including Johnson, who was voted by the House to replace Rep. Kevin McCarthy as Speaker on Wednesday following three weeks of GOP chaos in the lower chamber.

MAGA Mike Johnson probably stuffs money in the walls of his mansions like Joel Osteen. - aintscarylarry

After one House Republican abruptly announced her retirement during the Speaker battle, Palmer Report predicted there would be a string of retirements. Sure enough, Ken Buck and Kay Granger have now announced their retirements. It’s a sinking House GOP ship and they all want out. - Palmer Report

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Rock The Voter News

There have literally been more news stories about Pence's campaign ending than there were about Pence's campaign. - John Fugelsang

Apparently, The New Speaker of the House Does Not Have a Bank Account. Great Vetting GOP!

Newly elected Speaker of the House Mike Johnson (R-LA) does not have a bank account.

At least, that’s what Johnson reports on years of personal financial disclosures, which date back to 2016 and reveal a financial life that, in the context of his role as a congressman and now speaker, appears extraordinarily precarious.

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Business/Tech News

Amazon Fires Employee Who Tested Positive For Having Food In Their System. - The Onion

Christianity Has Become A Bunch of Grifters a.k.a. The Moneychangers Jesus Kicked Out Of The Temple

The largest Christian university in the U.S. is facing a record-setting fine from the Department of Education for allegedly deceiving thousands of students about the cost of its doctoral programs.

The department announced Tuesday it is fining Grand Canyon University $37.7 million, accusing it of lying to more than 7,500 former and current students about the price of the programs and saying 98 percent of students in them pay more than what is advertised.

If Christians hate sin so much they should stop doing the majority of it. - LuciferTweetz

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