Thursday, November 2, 2023

Eric Trump takes the witness stand after Don Jr.’s testimony


The former president's eldest son, Donald Trump Jr., resumed his testimony today, followed by his brother Eric.



Trump and his kids want us to believe two things: 

The Trump Organization is a multi-billion dollar enterprise with interests across the globe. 

Also, no one actually runs it other than a couple of dodgy accountants in the backroom. - John Reeves






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump


Only a political genius like Tuberville could conjure up a scheme to protest medical care for women serving their country by denying promotions to the most accomplished members of the military. - Ron Filipkowski







Americans Are Getting Bored With Ukraine's War Against Russia



Russia shelled 118 settlements in Ukraine yesterday

The most intense shelling of 2023 

Gaza might have people's attention but the Ukraine War is still raging. - Sam Ramani








Republican Shenanigans


Not one reporter has asked Speaker Mike Johnson how a grown ass man like him doesn't have a bank account to pay his cable bill or even get his direct deposit paychecks. - mmpaldellan








Alabama To Try Untested Execution Method








Part of what makes the new Preacher of the House so dangerous is how reasonable he looks and sounds. Be afraid. Be very afraid. - Claude Taylor






I was going to start of list of all the times Donald Trump violates a gag order, but then I realized that I just don't have that kind of time. - Mrs. Betty Bowers








Johnson To Make Biden Impeachment Decision Soon! I Wonder If It Is Before or After He Shuts Down The Government.



Can’t we pray Mike Johnson away? - Andy Borowitz







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Check Your Texas Made Dog Food, It May Be Contaminated.








Flat Earth people, use your heads.  

If earth was really flat, by now cats would’ve pushed everything off the edge. - Ruth Buzzi







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Odd News



Time To Deflate Photo
This iconic photograph is still considered one of the most-terrifying space photographs to date. Astronaut Bruce McCandless II became the first human being to do a spacewalk without a safety tether linked to a spacecraft. In 1984, he floated completely untethered in space with nothing but his Manned Maneuvering Unit keeping him alive.

Peace.


1 comment:

  1. That last picture in space would be more terrifying if they got a notification while in space that there was a recall on his brand of maneuvering unit for sudden shutdowns. Serial numbers from 000001 to 000001.

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