Tuesday, August 8, 2023

Republicans are talking up the possibility of impeaching Biden. Is it what voters want to hear?

Bill Mehlem recalls a time when his politics generally aligned with conservatives, enthusiastically backing Republicans such as John McCain during his 2008 presidential campaign.



They have to impeach Biden or else people will realize they didn’t find anything in their investigations. - Josh Marshall






The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Christian Nationalism is just White Supremacy in Bible drag. - Mrs. Betty Bowers





Alabama Brawl. Crackers Lost.






Trump’s Lawyers Employ Rarely Used “Just Kidding” Defense. - Andy Borowitz


Republican Shenanigans





Don’t ever think that Chris Christie is a hero for talking out about Donald. He was stuck so far up Donald ass trying to get a job but Donald didn’t hire him. This is why he’s doing it. He damn near ruined Jersey when he was governor. Imagine what he could do to the country. - gggirl924 tweet







Bill Maher Caught The Dennis Miller Disease
Political satirist Bill Maher dropped his take on “Barbie” this week in a lengthy rant on Twitter slamming the film for perpetuating what he called the “Zombie Lie” that the patriarchy is still suppressing women.








Considering the nature of Trump’s indictments and 78 felony charges, it’s a wee bit f*cked up that he’s free to host a LIV golf tournament with the Saudis at Bedminster this weekend. - Hamish Mitchell






I just heard someone say that they aren’t indicating trump in the middle of his campaign, he’s campaigning in the middle of their indictments. - JoJofromJerz






DeSantis Shakes Up Campaign By Replacing Self With Appealing Person. - Andy Borowitz




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Rock The Voter News

Trump Says His First Amendment Rights Are Being Violated According to Original Copy of Bill of Rights In Mar-a-Lago Bathroom. - Andy Borowitz






This Great Military Strategist Has Something To Say
Senator Tommy Tuberville (R-AL) has been making the media rounds this week, and despite denying that he’s a politician, he has a lot of involvement and opinions about politics. One such opinion is that the United States should stop sending money to Ukraine because it “can’t win.”








If men could get pregnant, the Plan B pill would be available in ranch, bar-b-que, and xtreme nacho. - Middle Age Riot







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I’ve got Trump fatigue. America has Trump fatigue. The world has Trump fatigue. Lock the f-cking grifter up already. - Paul May






Another GOP Christian Politician Caught Lying
Rep. Carolina Amesty, who touted her success as a business owner and educator in her campaign for the Florida House last year, filed false information with the state about her family’s small Christian university, claimed to run a thriving restaurant that actually was closed and failed to ensure taxes were paid on the $1.3 million home she lived in, an Orlando Sentinel investigation found.



Being in my twenties in the seventies was a lot better than being in my seventies in the twenties. - Bob Golen







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Monday, August 7, 2023

Trump posts another attack on judge ahead of first court deadline

Mr Trump’s lawyers have until 5pm to respond to a government motion for a protective order barring the ex-president from publicly disclosing evidence turned over to his defence team by prosecutors




Trump’s Lawyers to Argue That Staring Directly at Eclipse Damaged His Brain. - Andy Borowitz







The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

We currently have a judge appointed by a defendant to preside over that defendant's trial. Who could have predicted that wasn’t going to turn out well? - Bruce Steiner tweet






The Other Judge Not Appointed By Trump...



Restraining Order Prevents Trump From Coming Within 500 Yards of United States. - Andy Borowitz







Republican Shenanigans

"But why does Kunta Kinte keep running away from his free job training program?" 

-Ron DeSantis, trying to read Roots. - John Fugelsang tweet






Eww. Who'd Want To Buy Giuliani's Apartment?
Rudy Giuliani, the ex-mayor of New York City and one-time lawyer for former President Donald Trump, has listed his Upper East Side apartment for $6.5m amid legal challenges.



Ron DeSantis Announces He Will Live As Slave For One Year To Prove It Not Bad. - The Onion






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Rock The Voter News

Donald Trump just attacked the U.S. Women's Soccer Team for losing to Sweden.

Meanwhile, President Biden told the team, "you've made your country proud."





Whiteys' Tighties Are A Bit Tighter...


If y’all think “wokeness” is the reason our team lost at the World Cup, just wait till you learn about the country that beat us. - Justin Meeks tweet







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Where did Trump find these lawyers? He’d be better off with My Cousin Vinny or that dude from the Simpsons. - Chris Evans tweet





Uh, Oh. This Isn't Good.
More than 3,000 U.S. sailors and Marines reached the Red Sea on Sunday aboard the assault ship USS Bataan in response to Iran’s “harassment and seizures of merchant vessels,” according to the U.S. Naval Central Forces Central Command.







Just as President Franklin Delano Roosevelt’s Rural Electrification Act brought electricity to nearly every home and farm in America, President Biden is delivering on a historic commitment to connect everyone in America to affordable, reliable high-speed internet by 2030. - White House tweet


Friday, August 4, 2023

Fact-Checking the Defenses of Trump After His Latest Indictment

Allies of former President Donald Trump have rushed to his defense since he was charged Tuesday in connection with his efforts to overturn the 2020 election.
They inaccurately attacked the judge assigned to oversee the trial, baselessly speculated that the timing of the accusations was intended to obscure misconduct by the Bidens and misleadingly compared his conduct to that of Democratic politicians.


If Bill Clinton’s deposition about his sex life was made public as evidence of a “crime,” then you better be damn sure the American public has the right to watch the trial of the man who tried to defraud the U.S. government and end American democracy. - adgirlMM tweet







The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Lol. Trump called Mike Pence “too honest” because he didn’t sign up for the coup.

Mike’s now selling t-shirts about it.

Mother approves. - 7veritas4 tweet






Former POTUS Wants His SCOTUS To Rescue Him!
Former President Trump is calling on the Supreme Court to intercede in the legal battles he is facing after he pleaded not guilty federal to charges related to special counsel Jack Smith’s investigation of the Jan. 6, 2021, Capitol riot and efforts to overturn the 2020 presidential election.








Quick reminder: if democrats really did rig the election, we sure as sh*t wouldn’t let the likes of Abbott, Cruz, Graham, Boebert and Greene get elected. - irishrygirl tweet







Republican Shenanigans


Trump Claims He Cannot Get Fair Jury Because He Has No Peers. - Andy Borowitz






Tick Tock, Trump.
The Fulton County Sheriff’s Office in Atlanta will be increasing security and closing streets around the Fulton County Courthouse ahead of a possible indictment against former President Trump.



On the next episode of Summer of Justice…

Fani Willis is fixing to run him over with a RICO bulldozer.

Hydrate accordingly. - 7Veritas4 tweet









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Rock The Voter News

I think if Hillary Clinton was arrested 3 times as she was running reporters would not have been gaming out how it would effect her campaign schedule but would be screaming about what’s taking her so long to end her candidacy. - Schooley tweet






Measles Outbreak Due To Dumbass Parents
A new report from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) found that more than 90 percent of the children infected in last year’s measles outbreak in Ohio were unvaccinated. 







Psychologists have now discovered what causes homophobia

It's 'being a moron' - John Cleese tweet







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13.4M jobs added. 
 
The unemployment rate is near its lowest level in over half a century.
 
Inflation has fallen 12 months in a row.
 
Wages are up.
 
Bidenomics is working. - Vice President Kamala Harris tweet







FCC Fines Illegal Robocall Operation
The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) issued a record fine of nearly $300 million for an illegal auto warranty scam robocall operation, the agency said Thursday. 






If you care more about politics than the disastrous realignment of college football going on right now, you are what is wrong with this country. - 3yearletterman tweet










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Odd News



Time To Deflate Photo
The Ring Nebula or Messier 57 as never seen before in images taken by the James Webb Space Telescope (Image credit: NASA/ESA/CSA/Institute for Earth and Space Exploration/JWST Ring Nebula Imaging Project)

Have a peaceful weekend!