Monday, March 13, 2023

Ron DeSantis posed with a handmade snowflake. It had the word 'fascist' written all over it.

DeSantis posed with what appeared to be a framed cutout of a snowflake. He did not seem to notice the word "fascist" hidden in every branch.


Florida is no longer governed much as it has been abducted.  It was always low hanging fruit for predatory greaseballs like DeSantis. There’s a reason Trump & Epstein both posted up in Palm Beach and why both men were given a pass by local gov’t for their trafficking biz. - Noel Casler tweet






The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Doctors Say McConnell With Concussion Is As Sharp As Rand Paul Without One. - Andy Borowitz






DeSantis Puts The Duh In Floriduh



Dominion Voting Systems Plans To Fire Tucker Carlson After It Owns Fox News. - Andy Borowitz






Republican Shenanigans

Republicans have quite a scam going:
* Roll back business regulations.
* Collect $$ from big business. 
* When trains derail and banks fail because of lax regulations, blame the Democrats. - Marc Jacob tweet





Oh, Look, Giuliani Rears His Ugly Head!
...Appearing on Newsmax Saturday, former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani roiled over the idea that Trump could be indicted for his role in the hush money payouts to Stormy Daniels. Trump’s invitation to testify before the grand jury is widely thought to be a signal that he is about to be indicted. But to Giuliani, the idea that Trump would be prosecuted is absurd. He likened Trump’s offenses to those of former President Bill Clinton, and his affair with Monica Lewinsky.






I want to live in the United States that would have existed if we'd listened to Anita Hill, Dr. Blasey Ford, and Hillary Clinton. - blisterpearl tweet



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An honest question for you, Mike_Pence, after your attempted joke this weekend. If your grandchild was born prematurely and placed on a ventilator at two months old - their tiny fingers wrapped around yours as the monitors beep in the background - where would you be? - Chasten Buttigieg tweet






Repealing Roe v. Wade.

Rolling back child labor laws.

Increasing the retirement age to 70.

It's like Republicans are protecting the unborn so they can work from cradle to grave. - Middle Age Riot


With Liberty and Justice for All Some...







Donald Trump slashed rail regulations and a toxic train derailed. Donald Trump slashed banking regulations and a major bank failed. if only we could find some common thread linking these events, - Jeff Tiedrich tweet



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Business/Tech News


Sen. Bill Cassidy (R-LA): “Social Security is the Silicon Valley Bank of retirement systems.”







Apparently, This Is The Arkansas Version Of The Good Old Days



It's 4:34 AM and every 12 year old in Arkansas is getting ready for work. - theliamnissan tweet



Friday, March 10, 2023

Manhattan DA invites Trump to testify in grand jury probe of Stormy Daniels payoff: Sources

The Manhattan district attorney's office has informed former President Donald Trump of his right to testify before a grand jury...


Stormy Daniels Forced To Relive Trauma of Sex with Trump. - Andy Borowitz









Apparently, Republicans Are Going To Shut Down The Government While Laughing
The House Freedom Caucus held a presser on Friday outlining their position on the debt limit, and when asked whether Republican House Speaker Rep. Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) may cut a deal with Democrats on the issue, the group collectively laughed out loud.






Republican Shenanigans

Lauren Boebert will be a grandmother at 36, making her the last person who should be deciding what children are taught about sex in school. - Middle Age Riot






But Her His Emails!
A federal judge has ordered former Trump trade adviser Peter Navarro to turn over to the government hundreds of emails that he sent or received during his nearly four years as a White House aide.








Just a reminder: Tucker Carlson is the fentanyl of television news journalism. - George Hahn tweet









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You know who isn’t facing imminent criminal charges for their role in the payment of hush money to a porn star?

The email lady. - JoJoFromJerz tweet






We dislike Mitch McConnell but we wish him a speedy recovery

We despise Ted Cruz but we wished his daughter well

We loathe Steve Scalise but we cheered for his recovery

THIS is what separates us from the GOP

HUMANITY is what separates us from the “party of Christian values” - Lindy Li tweet







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Business/Tech News

At some point the non-rich in this country are going to realize they are protecting the rich and not the other way around. - Erin Brockovich tweet






Oh, I Am Getting Dictator Vibes...
Elon Musk has reportedly bought thousands of acres of land about 35 miles outside of Austin and plans to build his own town there for employees to live and work








This Sunday we move our clocks forward one hour. Republicans will keep theirs on Gaslight Savings Time. - Captain Obvious tweet







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Thursday, March 9, 2023

Michigan Senate votes to repeal 1931 abortion ban

The Michigan law, which was invalidated by the 1973 high court decision but remained on the state's books, prohibits abortions even in cases of rape or incest,...


Republicans in state legislatures are blocking child marriage bans, weakening child labor laws, and preventing young victims of rape and incest from having abortions.

The only way for a child to be safe from Republicans is to remain a fetus. - Middle Age Riot





The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

The Sicknick family should sue Tucker Carlson like the Sandy Hook families sued Alex Jones. That’s the only way to prevent others from emulating Fox News. - Piyush Mittal





U.S. House Speaker Kevin McCarthy Declines Invitation From President Zelensky To Visit Ukraine. 






Republican Shenanigans

I wonder how employees of Fox "News" feel having to read depositions from Murdoch and the top hosts about how their entire network is a Nazi era level propaganda machine. Their own employees might burn the thing down so we don't have to. - BlackKnight10K






Trump Only Chooses The Best Lawyers!
Jenna Ellis, who served as an attorney for Donald Trump in the wake of the 2020 presidential election, admitted in a disciplinary hearing she misrepresented evidence on at least 10 occasions.



International women’s day is an annual reminder of how much happier we’d all be if the email lady had won in 2016. - 7Smite4 tweet






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Today, Joe Biden is releasing a budget that slashes the deficit and raises taxes on the obscenely rich. 
today, Republicans are holding hearings because a social media app was mean to them. 
any questions - Jeff Tiedrich tweet







Trump Decision Making 101:

1. Trump thinks Stormy Daniels has a “Horse face.”

2. Trump paid to have sex with Stormy Daniels. - Jack Hopkins tweet








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Elon Musk Accidentally Includes Himself in Latest Round of Layoffs. - Andy Borowitz





Business/Tech News

Rupert Murdoch Desperately Tries To Salvage FCC License By Declaring Fox News a Sci-fi Network. - Andy Borowitz






Former Snake Oil Salesman Selling $99 Book



Rolling Stone asked Jimmy Kimmel if there’s something on his bucket list. Kimmel: “Yes, there is one thing on my bucket list that I want to do. I want to visit Donald Trump in prison and interview him from jail.”









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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo

Hoshizuna-no-Hama is a beach on Iriomote Island in Okinawa, Japan, famous for its unique sand composed of tiny star-shaped shells.


Peace.


Wednesday, March 8, 2023

Good News, Bad News

Bad news first.  No new edition today.

Good news: I accepted an offer on my property!




A few cartoons below so you won't leave empty handed.















A new edition tomorrow. Thank you so much for visiting.


Peace.