Russian oligarch Yevgeny Prigozhin, "Putin's chef," admits interference in U.S. elections

Russian oligarch Yevgeny Prigozhin, "Putin's chef," admits interference in U.S. elections

Russian President Vladimir Putin ridiculed Mueller's 2018 indictment of 13 Russians accused of a conspiracy to meddle in the presidential...

Elon Musk Urges Every Voter in US to Pay Him Eight Dollars. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

• Elon Musk Tells Followers to Vote Republican in Midterms
• Oath Keepers' Stewart Rhodes denies he organized the Jan. 6 
• Zelenskyy: We would be closer to peace if Iran did not supply weapons to Russia
• Japan to sign military pact with UK as allies eye China threat

Crime is actually lower than it was previously, especially in the White House. - Andy Borowitz

Trump Is DYING To Announce His Candidacy!

Former President Trump has been in discussions with some aides about potentially announcing a 2024 presidential bid as early as Monday night, according to two sources familiar with the talks.

The sources, who requested anonymity to discuss the conversations, said Trump has been mulling an announcement during a Monday night rally in Ohio, which is ostensibly intended to boost support for GOP Senate candidate JD Vance ahead of Tuesday’s midterm elections.

Elon Musk suspended Kathy Griffin cuz she hurt his feelings

Trump terrorized our Capitol cuz he was angry he lost

DeSantis waged war on Disney cuz they opposed his agenda

Different megalomaniacs, same small man energy. - Lindy Li tweet

Next week if you make fun of Elon, your Tesla will lock your doors and burst into flames. - Crandallgold tweet

Republican Shenanigans

• ‘Mush for Brains’: Don. Jr Brutally Mocks John Fetterman's Stroke Recovery
• Kari Lake Falsely Claims Lee Zeldin was 'Stabbed' at Rally as She Claims Republicans Are Primary Targets of Violence
• Trump derides Gov. DeSantis as 'Ron De-Sanctimonious'
• Billionaire GOP Megadonor Backs DeSantis For 2024: Time to 'Move On' From Trump
• Rudy Giuliani Spreads Election Skepticism: 'If We Can't Count the Vote in 8 Hours, Start Wondering'
• Kevin McCarthy Pours Cold Water on Impeaching Biden if GOP Takes Control of House
• Howard Stern Goes OFF on Georgia Voters Considering ‘Mental Case’ Herschel Walker: ‘How the F*ck Can You Elect That Guy?’

“If you’re a Martian and you live in the United States of America, I’m gonna protect you, too. Because you belong to my family.” - Herschel Walker

How the F*CK did a generation raised on south park and Family guy become so offended by everything.??? - tony stank tweet

Apparently, Trump Wants More Violence Against Pelosi
Former President Donald Trump made multiple mentions of Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) at a rally in Miami, Florida in support of Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL), eventually leading the crowd to chant “Lock Her Up” following one mention.

Bill Clinton lied under oath and was impeached. Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch Kavanaugh and Coney Barrett lied under oath and get to keep their seats as Supreme Court Justices. - Henry M. Rosenberg tweet

Marjorie Taylor Greene Claims Biden Set America Back an Hour. - Andy Borowitz

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Rock The Voter News

• President Biden visits Yonkers, Sarah Lawrence for Hochul
• Election Official Says He Wears Body Armor Everyday And Has Been Followed Home in Chilling ABC Report
• Global leaders have a climate credibility problem - former U.S. Vice President Al Gore

It’s not the democrats job to lie to the voters as well as republicans do. It’s the press’s job to point out who’s lying. - Lou Zaleski

This Is GOP Code For "Go Back To Africa"
Former South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley (R), who served under Donald Trump as U.S. ambassador to the United Nations, said on Sunday that Sen. Raphael Warnock (D-Ga.)—a Black American pastor—should be “deported.”

I like how there are no Confederate flags at rallies for Democrats. - John Collins tweet

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Business/Tech News

• Americans’ confidence in housing market reaches record low
• Craft Beer Giant Declares Itself Anti-Sponsor of Qatar World Cup: 'We Love Football, We Just Don’t Love Corruption, Abuse and Death'
• Tyson Foods CFO arrested, allegedly fell asleep in wrong home
• Elon Musk Mocks Kathy Griffin After Banning Her from Twitter: ‘Suspended for Impersonating a Comedian’

Elon Musk: I need $1.5 billion or SpaceX will go broke

Feds: Approved

Intel CEO: We need $76 billion or we're moving to Asia

Feds: Approved (Intel cuts jobs)

United CEO: Airlines need $54 billion

Feds: Approved

Average Joe: My wife got cancer. Can we get Medicare?

Feds: Denied - Warren Gunnels tweet

The Sharpshooting Footshooter 
New Twitter owner Elon Musk “charmed” advertising executives on a conference call last Thursday but then “undermined his own progress the next day” with his own “petulant and thoughtless” behavior, according to one of the marketers on that call.

Thank you, Elon Musk, for removing all the ads off Twitter.

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Odd News

• How to watch the Blood Moon lunar eclipse tomorrow online, the last until 2025
• 'Fireball' seen in NC skies was likely Virginia rocket launch
• Woman finds two pythons mating behind her microwave
• South African woman bungee jumps 23 times in one hour
• Deer wanders into Pennsylvania mall, runs through JCPenney

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T-Rex cactus in the desert of Arizona. Mother Nature has quite the sense of humor.

Peace.

Ron DeSantis Drops Ad Suggesting He Was Sent By God to Govern: ‘God Made a Fighter’

Ron DeSantis Drops Ad Suggesting He Was Sent By God to Govern: ‘God Made a Fighter’

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (R) released a very self-flattering campaign ad on Friday, one in which a narrator suggests the conservative governor is a “protector” created “on the eighth day” by God to protect paradise.

Ron DeSantis won his 2018 election by approximately 30,000 votes only because Trump endorsed him in primary. Now, he's running ad saying God created him on 8th day. - Daniel Uhlfelder

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

• Jan. 6 Committee 'Intensifying' Grilling of Secret Service Agents — Questioned Head of Mike Pence's Detail Say CNN Sources
• 'They Can Crank Up Charges On Almost Anybody': Jan. 6 Defense Panicking Over Signs Of Coming Trumpworld Indictments
• QAnon Kidnap Plot Mom Sentenced to 60 Days in Jail
• Marjorie Taylor Greene, During a Trump Rally, Gets Crowd to Boo Paul Pelosi Who Should Have ‘Shot His Attacker’
• Ukraine suffered a comms outage when 1,300 SpaceX satellite units went offline over funding issues

Under Republicans, not another penny will go to Ukraine. - Marjorie Taylor Greene

 Ooo, Ooo, A Special Counsel?

As Donald Trump inches closer to launching another presidential run after the midterm election, Justice Department officials have discussed whether a Trump candidacy would create the need for a special counsel to oversee two sprawling federal investigations related to the former president, sources familiar with the matter tell CNN.

Vote for Democrats: We never tried to assassinate House Speaker Paul Ryan. - BlackKnight10K tweet

Republican Shenanigans

• House GOP Unveils Road Map For Making Biden’s Life Hell
• Joe Rogan Admits He Lied About Schools Using Litter Boxes
• Kari Lake Jokes to Hannity About Hillary Clinton Wanting Her Dead: 'My Brakes on My Car Are in Good Shape'
• Jake Tapper Asks Katie Hobbs if it Would Be 'Prudent' To Follow 'Insane' Kari Lake's Demand She Recuse From Midterms
• Ex-wife says judge who tried to block abortion rights measure helped her get procedure in college
• Trump May Announce 2024 Run Days After Midterms, Report Says

Hiding Trump Organization money in a shell company called Trump Organization 2 - may not be as covert as the stable genius thinks. - anyonewantchips tweet

Oops. Republican Caught Trying To Stuff The Ballot Box. This Is Going To Be A Long Election.
A top Milwaukee elections official has been fired after sending falsely obtained military absentee ballots to the home of a Republican state lawmaker who has been an outspoken critic of how the 2020 election was administered, the city's mayor said Thursday.

This is why I love Twitter

Vasectomies are up, which is weird, because the MAGA hat was sufficient. - John Collins

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Rock The Voter News

• Oprah Snubs Her Old Pal Dr. Oz and Endorses John Fetterman for U.S. Senate
• Large majority says they are concerned about political violence: poll
• New polls find Warnock-Walker race deadlocked
• Lawmakers push to end maternal health crisis
• 63 percent of Americans are confident in election integrity: Gallup

63% of Americans would like the other 37% to get their heads out of their asses. - Mayo tweet

MSNBC Should Have Fired Chuck Todd or Andrea Mitchell...

Cross Connection host Tiffany Cross ripped Florida Governor Ron DeSantis and called Florida the “dick of the country” that should be “castrated” on Comedy Central hours before her ouster from MSNBC.

Mehmet Oz personally told Oprah not to get involved in his political race, but I guess Oprah was so tired of Oz telling women what to do that she officially came out & endorsed John Fetterman.

Oprah brought Oz into this world, now she will take him out. - Kyla In The Burgh tweet

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Business/Tech News

• Economy adds 261K jobs in October, unemployment ticks up
• Widow of slain SC senator sues Facebook, Russian oligarch, says online radicalization led to Charleston massacre
• Elon Musk Blames ‘Activist Groups’ for ‘Massive Drop in Revenue’ Just One Week After Buying Twitter
• Twitter Sued by Staff as Elon Musk’s Mass Layoffs Begin
• Diddy Poured Millions Into Musk’s Twitter Deal, Report Says
• Lettuce recalled in Florida over possible salmonella contamination

Someone should tell Elon Musk that the main reason "the left controls the internet" is because the right was too f*cking dumb to invent it. - Liam Nissan

How Not To Fight COVID-19

The federal government is poised to stop paying for COVID-19 vaccines, tests and treatments in the coming months, shifting the costs onto the public.

Experts say most Americans are not aware that this will happen and will be in for a major case of sticker shock. They warn without additional protections or funding, the transition to commercialized treatments and preventive services will lead to health barriers.

You meet saints everywhere. They can be anywhere. They are people behaving decently in an indecent society. - Kurt Vonnegut

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Odd News

• Hidden Lakes of Liquid Water on Mars? Scientists Unveil New Evidence
• UK man finally cured of COVID after 411 days: study
• World's largest bread mosaic created in Mexico
• Iowa man claps 1,140 times in one minute for world record
• National Park Service says, don’t lick the poison toad

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This is Mars. I wonder how that trench was formed .Was it formed by an ancient river or a skipping asteroid?

Peace.

Newsom Goes Scorched Earth on Democrats’ Midterm Messaging: ‘Stop Being on the Damned Defense!’

Newsom Goes Scorched Earth on Democrats’ Midterm Messaging: ‘Stop Being on the Damned Defense!’

Governor of California Gavin Newsom (D) blasted his own party during a CBS interview, which aired on Wednesday night, saying that Democrats are getting “crushed on narrative” as the GOP looks poised to make big gains in the midterms.

We were only 74 electoral votes away from the My Pillow guy being Secretary of Defense. - John Collins

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

• Brian Kilmeade Mocks Biden's Democracy Speech: 'Where's Nancy Is Nothing Perilous' -- That's What a FedEx Guy Asks!
• Biden's Harrowing Retelling of Pelosi Attack to Open Speech on Threats to Democracy
• Alleged Pelosi attacker was in US illegally: DHS
• As families and a major newspaper demand he resign, top Texas law enforcement chief says his agency ‘did not fail’ Uvalde in school massacre

You may not like the price of gas or the cost of groceries, but do you really think ushering in autocrats is going to improve the economy? - Steven Beschloss

Meanwhile, Kim Jong Un Is Tossing Missiles Around

The United States and South Korea have decided to extend military exercises in response to a recent spate of missile launches from North Korea, offering stern warnings for North Korean leader Kim Jong Un should he hold a nuclear test, officials announced Thursday. 

It can’t be said enough how right Hillary Clinton was. About everything. - Andrea Junker tweet

Republican Shenanigans

• Kari Lake Says If She Were Governor, Arizona Police Would Arrest FBI Agents Enforcing a Policy That Doesn’t Even Exist
• 'It Was Always a Lie': Dan Crenshaw Ridicules Republican Election Deniers
• Gutfeld Says Married Women ‘Can Be Just as Murderous as Single Women’ After Being Told They Also Have Abortions
• Sunny Hostin: Suburban women backing GOP ‘like roaches voting for Raid’
• Kanye West Paid Off Employee Who Heard Him Rant About Jewish Conspiracies, Praised Hitler for YEARS: Report
• Physician who provided abortion to 10-year-old sues Indiana AG

Call me crazy, but it feels like the Republican proposed cuts to Medicare and Social Security are supposed to force us to work until we are dead... - piper4missouri tweet

Ron DeSantis Said He Won't Run For President in 2024. ROFLOL.

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (R) is indicating to GOP donors that he has no plans to challenge former President Donald Trump in 2024, Vanity Fair’s Gabriel Sherman reported on Wednesday.

Kari Lake Accuses Media of Making Her Look Like Hateful Sociopath By Filming Things She Says. - Andy Borowitz

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Rock The Voter News

• Blood moon lunar eclipse to rise on Election Day
• Nevada ACLU asks for probe into ‘partisan’ hand count of mail-in ballots
• 'Set Up Your Own Rally!' Obama Fires Back at Heckler During Speech in Arizona

The reason unions are badass is if a billionaire walks into your office and starts demanding you work 12 hours a day 7 days a week to prove to him you deserve your job, you and your coworkers can legally make that one of the worst days of his life. - annevclark tweet

Will Kash Patel Spill The Beans On Trump? FINGERS CROSSED!

A federal judge on Tuesday ordered Donald Trump adviser Kash Patel to testify before a grand jury investigating the handling of federal records at Mar-a-Lago, according to two people familiar with the investigation.

Judge Beryl Howell of the DC District Court has granted Patel immunity from prosecution on any information he provides to the investigation, the people said.

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What don't billionaires control at this point? - Robert Reich

Business/Tech News

• Retailers predict record holiday sales amid historic inflation
• New York reaches $523 million opioid settlement with drug manufacturer Teva
• Man Firebombs Oklahoma Donut Shop After it Hosts Drag Queen Event
• Costa Rica Ends Search for Plane Crash with German Fitness Billionaire

Increasingly Desperate Elon Musk To Require Every Twitter User to Purchase One Tesla. - Andy Borowitz

Magic Mushrooms Offer Hope For Depression

Research and exploration into using psilocybin, the active substance in “magic mushrooms,” to treat depression and post-traumatic stress disorder has expanded in recent years. A new study suggests that a single dose of a synthetic version of psilocybin can have a mitigating effect on depressive symptoms. 

CNBC Cancels Its Most Popular Show
NBCUniversal’s CNBC has canceled “The News with Shepard Smith,” its primetime general news show, to refocus on business and market coverage...Smith joined CNBC two years ago from Fox News to bolster primetime TV ratings. His show accomplished that, doubling CNBC’s 7 p.m. ET viewership and bringing in the wealthiest audience of any primetime cable news program over the last two years, according to Sullivan. “The News with Shephard Smith” had its largest average audience last month since April.

Why are they so worried about the border when the terrorists are already here? - John Collins

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Odd News

• Prepare for alien encounter now before it's too late, warn scientists
• Scientists spot record-breaking gas cloud bigger than Milky Way
• Tonga eruption's towering plume reached the 3rd layer of Earth's atmosphere
• Lottery winner dons mascot costume to hide jackpot from family
• Oklahoma City Zoo seeks help naming quartet of lion cubs

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On this day in 1783, George Washington bids farewell to the soldiers of the disbanded Continental Army. "The unparalleled perseverance of the army through almost every possible suffering and discouragement for the space of eight long years, was little short of a standing miracle.”

We can defeat the enemy.

Peace.