Wednesday, August 3, 2022

‘Huge Victory for the Pro-Choice Side’: Kansas Voters Shoot Down Ballot Measure Seeking to Remove Abortion Rights in State Constitution


Kansas voters have spoke loudly Tuesday by voting “No” on a ballot measure that would have removed language in the state constitution protecting abortion rights.


Kansas Republicans Face Dark Future in State Where Women Have Rights. - Andy Borowitz





The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

If Trump was President today he would be nuking Kansas. - Jeremy Newberger





Meanwhile, Trump Yahoos Are Gumming Up County Clerk's Offices
Pro-Trump operatives are flooding local officials with public-records requests to seek evidence for the former president’s false stolen-election claims and to gather intelligence on voting machines and voters, adding to the chaos rocking the U.S. election system.







Some veterans would like to bump Ted Cruz with their fists. - Stephen Colbert





Can’t wait to see all the talking heads rush to explain how *checks notes* deep red Kansas overwhelmingly voting to save abortion rights will have no impact on the midterms. - Angry Staffer



Republican Shenanigans




Alex Jones’s own legal team sending his phone data to the Sandy Hook parent’s lawyers by mistake is the nail in his fascist coffin. - Beks tweet






Michigan Judge Steps Up To The Plate
A judge blocked enforcement of a 1931 Michigan ban on abortion Monday, just hours after the state Court of Appeals said county prosecutors were not covered by a May order and could enforce the prohibition following the fall of Roe v. Wade.







Put. Abortion. On. The. Ballot. In. Every. State. In. November. - Andrew Wortman



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If you're a white Christian 
afraid of one day becoming a minority 
this might be a good time 
to be more Christian to minorities. - John Fugelsang






Democrats Accomplish Mission. Hoping That Their Strategy Works.
Rep. Peter Meijer’s (R-Mich.) narrow loss in a western Michigan Republican primary is intensifying scrutiny on the Democratic House campaign arm’s efforts to elevate the pro-Trump election conspiracy theorist who captured the GOP nomination on Tuesday.





Republicans hate the First Amendment, love the Second, and take the Fifth. - Middle Age Riot







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Just maybe the right to control your own body will turn out to be more important to Americans than the price of a gallon of gas. - Steven Beschloss








The Mainstream Media Better Get Their Act Together


Stephen King is testifying now in DOJ's antitrust case against Penguin/Simon & Schuster. Laughter in the courtroom as DOJ attorney asks King to state his occupation. 

"My name is Stephen King. I’m a freelance writer."







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Bellavista River in Alajuela, Costa Rica.

Peace.

Tuesday, August 2, 2022

‘Justice Has Been Delivered’: Biden Says Bin Laden’s Successor Taken Out in U.S. Strike

The United States killed Ayman al-Zawahri, who became the leader of al Qaeda after Osama bin Laden's death, in a CIA-led drone strike over the weekend, according to multiple reports.



When Trump had COVID, he took an infectious SUV ride around the hospital, flew in a helicopter, and then did a big maskless WH terrace photo op.

When Biden has COVID, he kills Al-Qaeda's 2nd in command. - Jeremy Newberger




The weapon the CIA used to get al-Zawahiri. Kinetic Hellfire R9X Drone. No warhead explosives, just blades that swing out to kill only one guy. Dear God.


The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

The timing of Biden killing Zawahiri days after Trump and Tucker yukked it up at a Saudi-funded golf tournament where Trump said he was still trying to get to the bottom of 9/11 was…well…oof.

Gotta hand it to the guys in the Writers’ Room. Didn’t see this one coming. - Mehdi Hasan 






Good For Tiger Woods Turning Down $800 Million From The Saudi's LIV Golf! $800 Million!



When you have to diminish the killing of the leader of Al Qaeda because your political party can’t take credit, you’re no patriot. Country above party. - Tim Hannan






The United States has killed al Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri, Osama Bin Laden’s replacement. 

I’m just glad Biden killed him before trump could invite him to play golf. - JoJofromJerz tweet




Republican Shenanigans


Congratulations to Herschel Walker for flying the U.S. drone that killed al Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri in Afghanistan. - Le202nard tweet





Monica Lewinsky Addresses Her Important Issue During These Tumultuous Times
Monica Lewinsky is putting pressure on Beyoncé over lyrics featured in her 2013 chart-topper, Partition...Partition was released by Beyoncé in 2013 and features the lyrics “He Monica Lewinsky-ed all on my gown,” an obvious reference to Lewinsky’s involvement in the 1998 sex scandal with then-President Bill Clinton.






Dr. Oz is if like if junk emails ran for office. - Randi Mayem Singer


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So much moaning about Pelosi’s visit to Taiwan. I don’t remember hearing all of this whining when Senators John Cornyn, Mike Crapo, Mike Lee and Tommy Tuberville visited Taiwan last year. - Tim O'Brien, MSNBC






It's The Media, Stupid. (No Offense Intended To The First Lady)
First lady Jill Biden said she wishes "people could see more" of President Joe Biden's accomplishments and efforts as his administration confronts challenges on numerous fronts.








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For those who fear that Nancy Pelosi is going to somehow cause China to nuke us: if they did that, who would buy all their crap at Wal-Mart? - Andy Borowitz






Why hasn't Biden launched a strike on the leader of y'all Qaeda? - BlackKnight10K







Biden Sanctions Putin's Girlfriend



Don't forget, Trump killed a deputy of the al-Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri, that Biden just killed. 

That's like Joe Biden removing Boss Hog from power, after Trump just fired Enos. - Jeremy Newberger







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Somewhere in the Italian Alps is where I'd love to be.

Peace.


Monday, August 1, 2022

Does Donald Trump get a tax break by burying ex-wife Ivana at his golf club?

Donald Trump's first wife Ivana was buried in a gold-hued coffin at the former president's New Jersey golf club last month, following an Upper East Side funeral service where she was


Man, trump’s arrangements for Ivana’s final resting place sure turned out to be sub-par. - Scary Larry tweet






The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans


Trump had a first wife called Ivana
A Soviet-Bloc prima donna
It seems nobody cares 
that she fell down the stairs
I’d be worried if I was Melania - Jane of the North tweet






Biden Sent Pizza To Protesting Veterans








Republican Shenanigans

Alex Jones’s bankruptcy isn’t real and is being faked by crisis actors. - Alex Jones





Trump's Lawyers Are Sharpening Their Pointing Fingers
Legal advisers for former President Donald Trump are “quietly preparing” for possible criminal charges to be filed by the Department of Justice, according to a Rolling Stone article published Sunday evening — including strategizing for one or more “fall guys” to take the blame.






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Trump Demands Recount After Biden Has More Positive Covid Tests Than He Did. - Andy Borowitz





Christine Todd Whitman Starting A 3rd Party? Really? This Was The Woman Who Said The Air Was Safe At Ground Zero On 9-11.


Anyone who's telling you to join a third party AT THIS TIME IN HISTORY clearly has no real understanding of the threats that this country faces. - Really American tweet





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NFL Declares Medium Tolerance Policy on Sexual Abuse. - Andy Borowitz





Oooo, The Saudi Golf Tour Couldn't Fill The Gallery Even With $1 Tickets.
The Saudi-backed LIV Golf Tour has, by any measure, brought no shortage of controversy with it. But judging by the anemic attendance and super cheap tickets available on StubHub for this weekend’s event at former President Donald Trump’s New Jersey golf club in Bedminster, the controversy has not helped its business.




Freud sat down one day and was like “I need to find out why everyone is so weird” - SmartGuy tweet








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I love these window cleaners at the Children’s Hospital in Pittsburgh.

Peace.