Friday, June 17, 2022

The Justice Department wants to see the Jan. 6 committee's transcripts

Jan. 6 Panel Could Start Sharing Transcripts With Justice Dept. in July
“The select committee is engaged in a cooperative process to ... in relation to the Jan. 6 attack on the Capitol,” Justice Department...


Republicans: "Lock her up!"

Also Republicans: "No matter what Donald Trump did, if you lock him up, there will be civil war." - Middle Age Riot







The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

The latest January 6 hearings show that Trump knew he lost the election. 

His own people told him he'd lost the election. 

He then chose to wage a criminal conspiracy to overturn the results and prevent the peaceful transfer of power for the first time in American history. - Hillary Clinton tweet






Dan Quayle Is Unavailable To Testify About Pence Asking Him For Advice About Overturning The Election



A real hero would’ve called the FBI, not Dan Quayle. - Santiago Mayer








I hate to interrupt today's hero-worship of Mike Pence, but prior to January 6, he loyally supported the Muslim ban, family separations, kids in cages, and every other sociopathic plan of Donald Trump's. - Andy Borowitz







The only thing scarier than Mike Pence saving democracy is Dan Quayle instructing Mike Pence on saving democracy. - John Fugelsang






Republican Shenanigans

John Eastman Considering Applying to Law School. - Andy Borowitz






So, Texas Attorney General Thinks 19 Students Killed At Uvalde Was God's Plan. Nice God He's Got There.
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is facing criticism after saying that his message to the families of the 19 students killed by a gunman at a Uvalde, Texas, elementary school last month would be that "God always has a plan" and "Life is short no matter what it is."






How is Karen Pence not on every network blaming Trump for the attempted assassination of her husband? - Irishrygirl








Election Denier Miraculously Becomes Election Embracer After He Wins Election!






All this time you were worried about the government coming for your guns. Turns out they were only coming for your Social Security and Medicare. - Chet Sloski tweet


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Business/Tech News

 

Elon Musk is my third favorite James Bond villain. - Dean Obeidallah





Musk Is His Own Worst Enemy



Today’s poetry lesson:
”Little Willy, with a thirst for gore,
Nailed his brother to the bedroom door.
Mother said (with humor quaint):
”Careful, Will, don’t mar the paint!” - Stephen King tweet







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Odd News

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A Strangler fig tree in Nanning, Guangxi, China is the perfect climbing tree for kids.

Peace.


Thursday, June 16, 2022

Jan. 6 committee leaders say Trump illegally pressured Pence

Both Thompson and Cheney praised Pence for resisting Trump's demands. ... Cheney added that Trump plotted with attorney John Eastman to pressure Pence.


Don’t be fooled by Mike Pence. He’s a Christian nationalist and evangelical extremist. - Mayo tweet



The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

The Ginni Thomas story is not going away. It’s like peeling back the layers of a rotten onion. - Dan Rather






Judges Order GOP Dumbasses To Recognize Primary Results
New Mexico's Supreme Court has ordered a GOP-led commission to recognize the primary results in the southern Otero County after it refused to do so over baseless voting machine concerns.



The best thing Trump ever did was make it obvious which of your Facebook friends would've signed on as a prison guard at a concentration camp. - Liam Nissan





Republican Shenanigans

dont forget to drink water so you can stay hydrated while you suffer. - lilpain1K tweet





Sen Cruz Accuses Sen. Schumer Of Attempted Murder. Eyes Rolling.
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) blamed Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) for the attempted hit on Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh...‘He Was Unleashing the Radicals’



Mike Pence helped Trump attack our democracy from the inside out every single day for 4 years. In the final month, he did something decent — that was also self-serving. He is no hero. He is a national disgrace. - Kaivon Shroff






Donald Trump wanted Mike Pence to hang. - Mayo tweet

Fauci Says Getting Covid Still Better Than Listening To Rand Paul. - Andy Borowitz





Flooded Montana Is Without Their Governor
Montana Gov. Greg Gianforte, a man best known nationally for once body-slamming a reporter, has been missing for the past few days as the state experiences devastating and historic flooding. The governor’s office refuses to say where Gianforte currently is, only stating that he left the country sometime last week



True fact: I'd rather have RuPaul watching my kids than Rand Paul. - JD Hauss tweet






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Business/Tech News

The only thing scarier than Mike Pence saving democracy is Dan Quayle instructing Mike Pence on saving democracy. - John Fugelsang





Interest Rates Increase






It’s worth noting that one of the pardons Jared was so concerned with getting was for his father the convicted felon and all around scumbag Charles Kushner. - Noel Casler







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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo

Don't be fooled, he's posing for the camera.

Peace.


Wednesday, June 15, 2022

Gov. Ron DeSantis responds to Elon Musk's likely vote for him for president: 'I welcome support from African Americans'

Elon Musk said he'd likely back Republican Gov. Ron DeSantis for president in 2024. DeSantis was asked to respond, and he said he'd "welcome support from African Americans." The


Elon Musk Announces Purchase of Ron DeSantis - Andy Borowitz





The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

“Can I get 2 boxes of Sudafed?” 

“Sorry, by law you can only buy one at a time.” 

“Okay then just the one box of Sudafed and this A.R. 15, AK-47, and 12,000 rounds please.” - GhostOfSurf tweet








Most Americans Think Democracy Will Cease



Trump Furious That Jan 6 Committee Not Giving Him Credit For Their Amazing Ratings - Andy Borowitz





Republican Shenanigans

If any of us solicited a single dollar for an entity that did not exist we’d be locked the f*ck up. Yet Donald Trump solicited 250M for an non existent entity and he’s sleeping like a cow at Mar-a-Lago. - Tim Hannan






Steve Bannon Indicted!



Giuliani Demands Recount of His Blood-Alcohol Level - Andy Borowitz






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Rock The Voter News

We are in the part of the pandemic where Dr. Fauci has #COVID. - Barbara Malmet tweet






The Midterms Will Be Messier Than This, Methinks
New Mexico’s secretary of state on Tuesday asked the state Supreme Court to order the Republican-led commission of rural Otero County to certify primary election results after it refused to do so over distrust of Dominion vote-tallying machines.



Help me understand why any senior would support a party that is telling them they'll take away Social Security and Medicare. - John Pavlovitz 



Today's Republican Party: protecting you from books, drag queens, reproductive choice, and absolutely nothing else. - Middle Age Riot






Wow. The Guy Who Shot Ronald Reagan Is Free





“Grown men in wigs, tights, makeup & heels? 
The founding fathers would be disgusted!”

The founding fathers:






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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo


A flowering Mermaid Tail cactus. Mother Nature is amazing.

Peace.