Friday, June 17, 2022

The Justice Department wants to see the Jan. 6 committee's transcripts

Jan. 6 Panel Could Start Sharing Transcripts With Justice Dept. in July
“The select committee is engaged in a cooperative process to ... in relation to the Jan. 6 attack on the Capitol,” Justice Department...

Republicans: "Lock her up!"

Also Republicans: "No matter what Donald Trump did, if you lock him up, there will be civil war." - Middle Age Riot

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

The latest January 6 hearings show that Trump knew he lost the election. 

His own people told him he'd lost the election. 

He then chose to wage a criminal conspiracy to overturn the results and prevent the peaceful transfer of power for the first time in American history. - Hillary Clinton tweet

Dan Quayle Is Unavailable To Testify About Pence Asking Him For Advice About Overturning The Election

A real hero would’ve called the FBI, not Dan Quayle. - Santiago Mayer

I hate to interrupt today's hero-worship of Mike Pence, but prior to January 6, he loyally supported the Muslim ban, family separations, kids in cages, and every other sociopathic plan of Donald Trump's. - Andy Borowitz

The only thing scarier than Mike Pence saving democracy is Dan Quayle instructing Mike Pence on saving democracy. - John Fugelsang

Republican Shenanigans

John Eastman Considering Applying to Law School. - Andy Borowitz

So, Texas Attorney General Thinks 19 Students Killed At Uvalde Was God's Plan. Nice God He's Got There.
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is facing criticism after saying that his message to the families of the 19 students killed by a gunman at a Uvalde, Texas, elementary school last month would be that "God always has a plan" and "Life is short no matter what it is."

How is Karen Pence not on every network blaming Trump for the attempted assassination of her husband? - Irishrygirl

Election Denier Miraculously Becomes Election Embracer After He Wins Election!

All this time you were worried about the government coming for your guns. Turns out they were only coming for your Social Security and Medicare. - Chet Sloski tweet


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Business/Tech News


Elon Musk is my third favorite James Bond villain. - Dean Obeidallah

Musk Is His Own Worst Enemy

Today’s poetry lesson:
”Little Willy, with a thirst for gore,
Nailed his brother to the bedroom door.
Mother said (with humor quaint):
”Careful, Will, don’t mar the paint!” - Stephen King tweet



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

A Strangler fig tree in Nanning, Guangxi, China is the perfect climbing tree for kids.


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