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Tuesday, May 10, 2022

Elon Musk Says He Would Reverse Twitter’s Donald Trump Ban

Elon Musk Says He Would Reverse Twitter’s Donald Trump Ban

Elon Musk, who has reached a $44 billion deal to acquire Twitter, said the social network's permanent ban on the 45th U.S. president was a “morally bad decision” — one that Musk

Trump's Twitter should remain in the same state as Eric Trump's brain:

Inactive.

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Family of Marine freed from Russian custody rejects Ted Cruz's claim that he helped get him home: 'We are not appreciative'
Pentagon sees 'anecdotal reports' Russian officers are slow-walking attack orders in Ukraine
Trump Wanted to Shut Down Every U.S. Embassy in Africa, Former Defense Secretary Says
Mark Esper claims that Trump told him told him to 'get rid of' impeachment witness Alexander Vindman

This country will put kindergartners into debt for eating lunch and drill teens on how to fight off school shooters, but if a senator sees sidewalk chalk or a judge hears protestors, the full force of the state rushes to coddle and protect them. - L Ron Mexico tweet

Revenge Shall Be Mine Sayeth The Trump!
Former President Donald Trump wanted to take the extraordinary step of reactivating retired US Navy Adm. William McRaven so that he could court-martial the former Navy SEAL commander for criticizing him, Trump's former Pentagon chief claims in his new book.

Ginni Thomas Complains That Protesters Are Keeping Her From Doing Her Husband’s Job. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

Hey guys, I won't be making it into the office today, someone drew on my sidewalk with chalk and I've got to deal with the aftermath. - Liam Nissan

CNN Outsmarts GOP

CNN Senior National Correspondent Kyung Lah and her cameraman Ronnie McCray, Jr. are more clever than Pennsylvania GOP rally organizers took them for.

Told “no press allowed” at the weekend rally for Republican gubernatorial primary candidate Doug Matriano at a Uniontown, Pennsylvania hotel pool, the defiant duo went to higher ground. Rather than pack up and call it a day, they checked into a balcony suite for $85 and got the job done with a bird’s-eye-view.

The GOP doesn't want your 12 year old daughter to read "The Handmaids Tale". But they are absolutely giddy at the thought if making her live it. - Dan6654 tweet

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Rock The Voter News

Imagine where we'd be now had more people listened to Anita Hill, Hillary Clinton, and Christine Blasey Ford. - Mollie Katsen

Congress Will Hold Hearing On UFOs

Congress next Tuesday will hold a hearing next on UFOs for the first time in more than 50 years.

The House Intelligence’s subcommittee on Counterterrorism, Counterintelligence, and Counterproliferation will hear testimony from two Pentagon officials

Happy Confederate Memorial Day - I haven't seen this many people celebrating the side that actually lost since Trump's inaugural. - John Fugelsang

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Business/Tech News

Ban Viagra.
If pregnancy is “God’s will”, so is impotence. - JoJoFromJerz tweet

Changes Are A Comin' To Netflix
Netflix could roll out its lower-price, ad-supported tier as early as this year, a source familiar with the matter told CNBC...Netflix has struggled with a stagnating subscriber base and a plunging stock, down more than 70% year to date. An ad-supported tier could help attract and retain price-conscious consumers.

America running out of infant formula the same week it’s preparing for an influx of forcefully birthed babies is a little too on the nose. - Dr. Thrasher tweet

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Monday, May 9, 2022

White House condemns attack at Wisconsin anti-abortion office

White House condemns attack at Wisconsin anti-abortion office

The White House on Monday condemned an attack at an anti-abortion group’s office in Madison, Wis., the previous day, which police are investigating as arson.

It’s insane that the Supreme Court is regulating uteruses when throughout American history most of the disasters have been caused by penises.- Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

President Zelensky is the greatest comedian of all time. He turned Russia and its army into a joke. - Aaron Parnas

Italy Seizes Putin's Mega Yacht. LOL.
The Italian government on Friday froze a yacht with reported links to Russian President Vladimir Putin, blocking the vessel from leaving its port.

Republican Shenanigans

Every single Republican condemning the peaceful protesting outside Justice Kavanaugh's home today was absolutely silent when Christine Blasey Ford had to *actually move* because right-wing cranks were sending death threats right to her front door. - Max Burns

Meghan McCain Continues To Embarrass Her Father

The late Republican Sen. John McCain, a Republican, was frequently "embarrassed and appalled" by the conduct of his daughter, Meghan, a right-wing pundit, according to an eleven-part, tell-all Twitter thread published by John McCain's former presidential campaign manager, Steve Schmidt.

Kavanaugh Claims Protesters Outside Home Obstructing Daily Keg Delivery. - Andy Borowitz

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Rock The Voter News

I’m starting a GoFundMe to send Samuel Alito to law school. - Andy Borowitz

I'm Not Holding My Breath, Mr. Holder.
Former Attorney General Eric Holder believes former President Donald Trump should be indicted — in a reversal of his previous stance on that issue.

I don’t believe in reincarnation but a big part of me wants Barrett, Kavanaugh, Thomas, Gorsuch and Alito to come back as impoverished unwed pregnant teenagers.- Andy Borowitz

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Business/Tech News

Elon Musk is now tweeting out his plans for free speech and content moderation on Twitter by engaging in a discussion with [checks notes] a former Infowars host and pickup artist from the alt-right who promoted the crackpot Pizzagate conspiracy theory. - Brian Klaas

When The Media Makes Excuses For A White Republican.

Philip Bump of the Washington Post threw embattled Rep. Madison Cawthorn (R-NC) a lifeline Thursday, when he explained some of the young Republican’s struggles might simply be due to his youth.

Cawthorn alleged in March he had been invited to “orgies” and that he has seen cocaine use since he has been in the House. The North Carolina Republican has also had issues with driving infractions and has twice been in hot water after bringing a gun to an airport.

If you can say My 401k, congrats, the one to thank is Jimmy Carter and the Revenue Act of 1978. You're welcome!

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Update: The shady people will soon be meeting the long arm of the law.

Friday, May 6, 2022

It is a sh*tshow down here

I am in the middle of having shady people removed from our property. The police are there with my son. Things have gotten ugly.

I am grateful to be home and safe. And I am not in any state of mind to post AHNC. Deep apologies.

Thursday, May 5, 2022

Democrats to force vote next week on Roe v. Wade decision

Democrats to force vote next week on Roe v. Wade decision
Senate Majority Leader Charles Schumer (D-N.Y.) will force a vote next week on legislation codifying Roe v. Wade in the wake of a leaked Supreme Court draft decision that would strike down the landmark case.

“Women in places like South Dakota, Missouri, Texas will have the exact same Abortion Rights as women in Afghanistan under the Taliban.

Yeah just think about that: We just evacuated people out of Afghanistan, now we’re gonna have to evacuate them out of Tennessee?”

—TREVOR NOAH

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Ovaries shouldn’t be more regulated than Assault Weapons. - Jared Moscovitch

More Nuclear Intimidation From Russia
As Russia’s invasion of Ukraine enters its 10th week, the Kremlin’s Ministry of Defense said its forces had practiced nuclear-capable missile strikes on the Baltic coast in Kaliningrad, near European Union members Lithuania and Poland. Meanwhile in Ukraine, Russia announced a three-day ceasefire in the besieged city of Mariupol to allow civilians to safely evacuate.

Bring back the draft, let’s see how men like having the government control their bodies. - Irishrygirl

Republican Shenanigans

For Republicans, the question is never, "Who is responsible?"

The question is, "Who snitched?" - Middle Age Riot

This Young Republican Needs Mental Health Care Before He Hurts Himself Anymore Than He Already Has

Rep. Madison Cawthorn (R-N.C.) has called a recently leaked videotape in which he can be seen nude “blackmail,” saying he won’t back down after the “hit against me.”

The North Carolina lawmaker in a tweet acknowledged that the video was authentic and said that he was joking around with a friend.

Alito Says Whoever Leaked Pro-life Decision Should Be Executed. - Andy Borowitz

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Rock The Voter News

While I love Michelle Obama, I do not think we can go high anymore. - dylanmsmittty tweet

Deplorable CNN Anchor
CNN anchor Alex Marquardt wondered if President Joe Biden’s remarks torching “the MAGA Crowd” could have a similar impact to former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton‘s dubbing of former President Donald Trump’s supporters as “deplorable.”

If Louisiana wants to make it a crime to get an abortion, let's criminalize men who don't wear a condom. - Jon Cooper

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Business/Tech News

“Lots and lots of text messages. Good thing Meadows has T-Mobile’s Unlimited Talk and Treason plan.” - Stephen Colbert

GOPer Wants To Teargas the Media
A Republican candidate in Florida for the U.S. House of Representatives implied in a campaign video ad released on Thursday that he’ll gladly teargas the media.

FACT: #CincoDeMayo is the Spanish term for "drunken gringo bro doesn't realize his sombrero is problematic." - John Fugelsang

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