Monday, March 14, 2022

Elon Musk Challenges Vladimir Putin to Fist Fight for Ukraine

Elon Musk Challenges Vladimir Putin to Fist Fight for Ukraine
Elon Musk challenged Russian leader Vladimir Putin to a “single combat” fight on Monday morning.
The stakes? Ukraine.


So Putin expects the West to obey his every command. Who does he think we are, Trump? - Andy Borowitz



Street art in Poland



The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Trump Offers To Help Russia File For Bankruptcy. - Andy Borowitz






Will China Arm Russia? Or Are They Already?
Russia has asked China for military equipment since its Feb. 24 invasion of Ukraine, the Financial Times and Washington Post reported on Sunday, citing U.S. officials











I urge Americans to send the 393 million guns they own to Ukraine. - Andy Borowitz








Republican Shenanigans

 

If the crybaby grievance truckers are looking for traffic to block, I hear there's a convoy of tanks trying to get into Kyiv. - Jeff Tiedrich






Q: What's Worse Than An Anti Vaxxer?  
A: A Judge That's An Anti Vaxxer.
Anti-vaccine ideology continues to infiltrate the federal judiciary. It now endangers national security. The Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals has declared that religious vaccine resistance is so important that Navy SEALs can defy orders and a federal judge in Texas can force unvaccinated crew members onto ships and submarines.




“Hi, I’m the guy who drove the getaway car for the guy who robbed your house.

I’ve written a book about what it was like working for him and I’d love it if you bought it.”

— every Bill Barr interview. - Jay Black






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Joe Manchin isn't worried about having to wait on line to refuel his yacht. - Daily Trix tweet

 






Yee Haw! In Alabama You Can Conceal A Weapon Without A Permit!
Alabama residents will no longer be required to hold a permit to conceal and carry a handgun in the state after Gov. Kay Ivey (R) on Thursday signed a bill effectuating the change into law.







What could have been done differently to avoid Putin’s war against Ukraine? Electing Al Gore in 2000. - Andrea Junker






Roger Stone pleaded the Fifth.

Alex Jones pleaded the Fifth.

Jeffrey Clark pleaded the Fifth.

Michael Flynn pleaded the Fifth.

Hillary Clinton spent 11 hours being grilled by Republicans then drank a case of warm Guinness and beat up a gang of bikers with a broken pool cue. - Middle Age Riot







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Russia Threatens To Pay Debts In Worthless Rubles

Russia is threatening to pay foreign debts in rubles after a number of Moscow’s top banks were sanctioned in response to the country's invasion of Ukraine.






I don’t think enough Americans realize how fortunate we are that President Biden is in the White House. - Jon Cooper






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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo
The Valais Blacknose sheep because you all need some cuteness today.

Peace.


Friday, March 11, 2022

Biden administration set to extend travel mask mandate for another month

Biden administration set to extend travel mask mandate for another month
The Transportation Security Administration is set to extend the federal public transportation mask mandate for another 30 days, an administration official told CNN, pointing to guidance from the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.


Anti-maskers are the perfect example of Americans exercising their freedom to be assholes.





The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans


"Trump in 2024" is another way of saying "Believe it or not, Republicans don't have anyone better." - Middle Age Riot








China Backs Russia On Biological Weapons Conspiracy Theory



Ukraine has a drone that drops Molotov cocktails. Yes you read that right. - Tristan Snell







Republican Shenanigans


Truckers Call Off Protest After Realizing It Meant Listening To Ted Cruz Talk. - Andy Borowitz










Please stop sending money to a guy with multiple bankruptcies, a busted plane, and no accountant. - John Collins



Please pray for Jen Psaki, she's currently undergoing surgery to remove her foot from Peter Doocy’s ass. - AvengerResister tweet







Biden Reminds Americans That The GOP Is Full Of BS, In A Nice Way.
President Joe Biden ripped Republicans in a speech to Democrats, and mocked GOP lawmakers who took credit for infrastructure projects after voting against the bipartisan bill that funds them.








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Just in: With the recent spike in crude prices,... the major oil companies have announced that they will now be able to afford several more Republican members of Congress. - Roshan Rinaldi







Republicans Continue To Dumb Down Florida
Legislation restricting how race is discussed in the workplace was approved by Florida lawmakers and sent to Gov. Ron DeSantis, paving the way for the first law of its kind in the country.




Expensive gas has replaced COVID as the #1 excuse to not visit annoying people in your life. - Jeremy Newberger










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Thursday, March 10, 2022

Trump asks supporters to pay for new plane after emergency

Ex-President Trump is asking his loyal army of supporters to help him buy a new plane after a private plane was forced to make an emergency ...


The Obama and Clinton foundations are fundraising to help Ukraine.

Trump is fundraising to buy himself a new plane.

American compassion vs. American greed. -7Veritas4 tweet





The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans


If Russia didn’t want us involved with Ukraine they shouldn’t have involved themselves in our elections. - Tim Hannan





Zelensky Says Putin Is Bluffing About Nukes







We don’t have enough psychiatrists to treat all these “patriots.” - John Collins







Legendary Canadian Sniper “Wali” is now in Ukraine and he has vowed to pick off Russian soldiers one by one.



Republican Shenanigans

For Lent,
I'm giving up Fundamentalist Right-Wing Christians 
who talk all about Jesus 
while ignoring all Jesus talked about. - John Fugelsang










This Will Turn Into The "Election Police" Intimidating People at the Polls. So Flori-duh.
The Republican-controlled Florida House on Wednesday night passed a voting overhaul bill that would create a new security office to investigate election crimes and increase penalties for violating the state's elections laws.



MAGA: “Hang Mike Pence!”

Mike Pence: “I’m sure they had their reasons.” - John Collins









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What the hell kinda billionaire goes around begging people money to buy a private jet??? - Covie tweet



Rock The Voter News






Say “war” in Russia and face 15 years in prison. Say “gay” in Florida and see what happens. Take your trans teen across state lines from Idaho and face arrest. See a pattern? - Barbara Malmet








The House Legislates $13.6 Billion To Help Ukraine
The House of Representatives voted late Wednesday night to pass a massive government funding bill that includes $13.6 billion in desperately needed aid to Ukraine as the country fights back against Russia's deadly invasion.








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People are just blindly buying houses for hundreds of thousands over asking and that’s fine everything is normal and fine. - Jesse McLaren






The Salvation Army Is Being Sued For Underpaying Its Army



For people who love to boast about Trump’s cognitive tests, these people are having trouble remembering how much they loved Putin just a week ago. - Dan Rather








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