Pennsylvania pours cold water on Trump’s voter fraud claims

Pennsylvania pours cold water on Trump’s voter fraud claims

First Thing: Pennsylvania pours cold water on Trump's voter fraud claims. Pennsylvania's supreme court has rejected one of Trump's loudest post-election claims, ...

National-Security Experts Support Total Withdrawal of Trump from U.S. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

• 3 million Americans currently contagious with coronavirus: analysis
• US reaches grim milestone of 250,000 coronavirus deaths
• 900 Mayo Clinic staffers infected
• Judge orders Trump administration to stop deporting unaccompanied minors

Hearing my British roommates talk about healthcare is so crazy. Back at home, whenever they had a medical issue, they did this weird thing where they would.... go to the doctor. And then leave. And continue on with their lives. Safe from financial ruin.

F*cking socialists. - Cam tweet

This Smells To High Heaven

The Justice Department has asked a judge to drop criminal charges against Mexico's former defense secretary, Gen. Salvador Cienfuegos Zepeda, who had been accused of helping one of Mexico's drug cartels "operate with impunity" while using the Mexican military to hurt its rivals.

The president seems to believe that if he tweets “I WIN” 700 more times he will win the election he already lost. - Windsor Mann

 

Republican Shenanigans

• Trump Attacks, Fires Top DHS Official Who Publicly Debunked Election Conspiracy Theories
• Fired DHS Official Chris Krebs Retweets Mark Hamill Blasting Trump: ‘Terminated for Refusing to Lie’
• GOP breaks with Trump firing of cyber chief: Adds to 'confusion and chaos'
• Trump Campaign is Reportedly Paying for a Wisconsin Recount -- And it Will Cost Them a Lot of Money
• When Applying ‘Normal’ Scrutiny, Rudy Giuliani’s Court Appearance Was a Total Flop
• Michigan Sec of State Slams GOP Officials Refusing to Certify Election Results: Won’t Allow ‘Partisan Attempts to Disenfranchise African-American Voters’
• The FBI is reportedly investigating Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton
• Kamala Harris, Lindsey Graham Offer Each Other Friendly Fist Bump on Floor of Senate
• REUTERS: 68 Percent of Republicans Say Election Was 'Rigged'

Lindsey Graham is all the proof you need that kompromat works. - Jeff Tiedrich

 

Doctors & Nurses Ask Trump To Cooperate With Biden's Transition To Save Lives

Top officials from organizations representing American hospitals, doctors and nurses are calling on President Donald Trump to share critical Covid-19 data with President-elect Joe Biden’s transition team “as soon as possible” to "save countless lives."

Trump now has more failed lawsuits than electoral votes. -  Jeff Tiedrich

 

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Rudy Giuliani wants to be paid $20,000 per day to keep running Trump's legal team.

I'll chip in. That's the cheapest way I know to make sure Trump loses. - JRehling

Rock The Voter News

• Joe Biden Crosses 79 Million Votes, 10 Million More Than Any Other President in History
• House Democrats back Pelosi for speaker in next Congress
• Katherine Clark secures No. 4 leadership spot for House Democrats

Trump Shoots Himself In The Foot, Again.

President Trump likely lost the election in Georgia because his comments on mail-in voting led some Republican voters to avoid casting ballots, Georgia secretary of state Brad Raffensperger

For the first time in US history, a president will be jealous of the Thanksgiving turkey he pardons. - Randi Mayem Singer

 

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Business/Tech News

• NYC hotel owners to pay more than $500 million to employees displaced by COVID-19: report
• Pfizer and BioNTech say final analysis shows coronavirus vaccine is 95% effective with no safety concerns
• Democratic senators call Boeing 737 Max ungrounding a 'premature leap of faith'
• Bitcoin shoots past $18,000 for the first time since December 2017

Fun nugget in Obama's new book:

When the Deepwater Horizon was gushing oil into the Gulf, Trump called David Axelrod out of the blue to ask that he be put in charge of capping the well. (!!!)

When they said no thanks, he offered to build "a beautiful ballroom" at the White House. - Bill Weir, CNN

 

Is There Any Oversight On The Distribution Of  Business Relief Funds? Any Oversight, Whatsoever?

Seven men in Texas and Illinois have been charged in a scheme to obtain approximately $16 million in small business relief funds amid the coronavirus pandemic, with some of the money being used to purchase a Lamborghini and a Porsche.

Remember, you need to start quarantining TODAY for Thanksgiving, and then keep quarantining, and then not go. - Conan O'Brien

 

 

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Odd News

• Dinosaurs would have continued to thrive had it not been for the asteroid, researchers say
• European Vega launch fails, capping a horrible 2020 for rockets, too
• Record-setting asteroid zoomed past Earth — missing by just 240 miles, NASA announces
• Arkansas group offering $10,000 and a free bike to new residents
• Apparent decapitated body on Florida beach was a store mannequin

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Ocean Atlas is an underwater sculpture by Jason Decaires Taylor located in the Bahamas Clifton Heritage National Park. Apologies for my hanging legs!

Peace.

Biden Concerned That Federal Investigations into Ex-President Trump Will Further Divide The Country: Report

Biden Concerned That Federal Investigations into Ex-President Trump Will Further Divide The Country: Report

President-elect Joe Biden and his team would rather move the country forward once he assumes office, rather than prosecute President Donald Trump, according to a new report.

NBC spoke to multiple sources close to the Biden team who say he’s “wary” of launching federal investigations into his opponent, fearful it’ll undermine his attempts to reunite the country. Instead, Biden reportedly wants to reset the relationship between the White House and the Justice Department, and move away from directing federal law enforcement in terms of what to focus on.

 

I imagine Joe won't be telling his attorney general who to investigate, as Trump did..

Remember that time we won World War II and everyone said "now we must reach out to the Nazi party and repair the divide"? - Randi Mayem Singer

 Monarchical uniform that Nixon ordered White House guards to wear until he was ridiculed for it, 1970.

Love the holster!

 

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

• Trump Reportedly Talked Out of Plan to Strike Iranian Nuclear Facility Before He Leaves Office
• McConnell Excoriates Trump's Reported Troop Drawdown in Scathing Senate Floor Remarks: Would 'Delight the People Who Wish Us Harm'
• CNN's Christiane Amanpour Apologizes For Comparing Trump Administration to Nazi Kristallnacht: 'I Regret Any Pain' I Caused
• 7 dead, nearly 200 test positive for COVID-19 following Maine wedding
• Sweden, Once Heralded For Avoiding Strict Coronavirus Lockdowns, Locks Down Amid Surge
• Sotomayor Blasts Conservative Colleagues for Leaving Elderly Covid-19 Patients to Die with No Recourse

Trump's tombstone will read

I'M NOT DEAD. YOU'RE DEAD. - JRehling

 

What In The World Turned Lindsey Graham Into An Amoral Rat?

Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger accused South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham, a Republican, of indicating he should throw out legally cast ballots, a suggestion that comes as President Trump trails President-elect Joe Biden by more than 14,000 votes in the Peach State.

Imagine aliens watching us right now.

Global pandemic. 

54.8m cases.

1.3m dead.

*aliens pause to observe us*

“Oh, look. They sent three humans into space.” - Elle DeSylva 

Republican Shenanigans

• Judge Approves Rudy Giuliani as Trump Campaign’s New Attorney in Pennsylvania Lawsuit
• Sen. Tom Cotton Says He 'Can't Imagine' Republican Senate Confirming Susan Rice to Biden's Cabinet: 'Typhoid Mary' of Obama's Foreign Policy
• Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel Mock Trump, Kayleigh McEnany For Using 'MAGA Math' to Count March Size: He was '995,000 Short' of a Million
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Bezos Apologizes For Accidentally Shipping Obama's Book To Oval Office. - Andy Borowitz

99% of This Could Have Been Avoided IF Everyone Wore A Mask

Emergency room nurse Jodi Doering took to Twitter this weekend with horrific stories of patients dying of the coronavirus while still denying COVID-19 is real.

Doering is working in a South Dakota hospital as the state becomes among the top ten-riskiest states to visit right now because of the outbreak.

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If Hillary Clinton was tweeting that she won the election a week after she lost the election she would’ve already been declared persona non grata by her own party. - Sarah Cooper

 

Rock The Voter News

• Trump-Biden transition live updates: Biden to receive national security briefing
• Biden's first staff appointments include five women and four people of color
• Michelle Obama Reflects on Helping Trump Transition Despite His 'Racist Lies About My Husband,' Calls for GOP to Reciprocate

I wish I lived in a country where John Bolton, John Kelly and James Mattis had at least half the balls of Mary L. Trump, Sally Yates, Marie Yovanovitch, Fiona Hill, Reality Winner, Christine Blasey Ford, or Stormy Daniels. - Andrea Junker

I heard this year Melania's Christmas decorations will be Jackie Kennedy's dead trees. - Renee Libby

 

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Business/Tech News

• Walmart CEO congratulates President-elect Biden
• Sen. Blumenthal Demands Facebook Ban Steve Bannon, Zuckerberg Declines: 'How Many Times' is He Allowed to Call for Murder?
• Facebook's Zuckerberg, Twitter's Dorsey Testify Before Senate Judiciary Committee
• Twitter Flags Trump's 'I WON THE ELECTION!' Tweet With 'Official Sources Called This Election Differently'

Giuliani Arrives in Ukraine to Look for More Votes. - Andy Borowitz

 

Well, Hello Dolly!!
Dolly Parton is playing a major role in combating the coronavirus. The singer donated $1 million to help fund Moderna’s Covid-19 vaccine, which early results have shown to be 94.5 percent effective in preventing infection.

There are Trump supporters outside my parents’ house shouting through megaphones “Lock Her Up,” and I just keep thinking, I hope they’re wearing masks and some day get over 2016. - Chelsea Clinton tweeted on 11/15/20

 

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Today has been worse than yesterday when I put away anything that could be swept away by the feeder band wind.

 Hurricane Iota is supposed to cross Central America over the next 2-3 days. So far, I haven't been swept out to sea! 

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Odd News

• Texas astronomers revive idea for 'Ultimately Large Telescope' on the moon
• Neuroscience Meets Astrophysics: Does the Human Brain Resemble the Universe?
• A Very Dusty Curiosity Rover Snaps a Selfie During a Work Break
• Massachusetts man finds mortar round buried in back yard
• ‘Imma Shoot Them’: Florida Woman Charged With Threatening Gov. DeSantis & Senators Rubio and Scott On Twitter
• George Clooney Finally Confirms the Wild Rumor That He Gave 14 of His Friends $1 Million Each in a Suitcase

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Two Mountains Canyon in Costa Rica. Now that is a primordial canyon. I can almost hear a Tyrannosaurus Rex growling.

 

Peace.

Hurricane Iota

 I am awaiting to be smacked by more lower bands of Hurricane Iota. Over the past week we have had major downpours from this system and the ground is saturated which is on top of Hurricane Eta that hit 2 weeks ago. No significant winds are expected but pounding rain is and flooding is expected in the Northern part of Costa Rica -- which is exactly where I live.

I will be back online tomorrow unless I am washed out into the Pacific Ocean.

Peace.

What will Trump's next move be?

Navarro: White House’s operating ‘assumption is a second Trump term’

The president has refused to concede to Biden and his administration has rejected any appearance of assisting with the transfer of power.

Once we figure out this whole president thing, we need to go back and check up on all that alien news from 2020 bc I feel like there were like 9 stories confirming that aliens exist and we were just like “not now!” - Zach Bornstein

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

• Jake Tapper Goes OFF on Trump For Tweeting 'Deranged' Conspiracies While Ignoring Record Covid Cases: 'How is This Not Dereliction of Duty?!'
• NJ Governor Scorches Anti-Maskers: 'You Know What's Uncomfortable and Annoying? When You Die.'
• Rand Paul Urges Formerly Infected Covid Patients to 'Throw Away Their Masks, Go to a Restaurant' as Pandemic Rages Out of Control
• 11 German men charged with far-right plot to attack Muslims, overthrow government

Biden Could Receive Classified Intelligence Just by Hanging Out in Mar-a-Lago Dining Room. - Andy Borowitz

 

 

I Wonder If Steve Bannon Would Be Banned If He Threatened To Behead Mark Zuckerberg

Facebook FB.O Chief Executive Mark Zuckerberg told an all-staff meeting on Thursday that former Trump White House adviser Steve Bannon had not violated enough of the company's policies to justify his suspension when he urged the beheading of two senior U.S. officials, according to a recording heard by Reuters.

Donald Trump won't run for president in 2024 because he will either be in jail, out of the country, or in the ground. - Middle Age Riot

 

Republican Shenanigans

• Election defeat leaves Trump exposed to legal peril
• Trump Has Been Silent for a Week, Except on Twitter
• White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany Refuses to Answer Fox & Friends’ Questions About … the White House
• Incoming GOP Senator Apparently Doesn’t Know Basics of World War II
• Senator-elect Tuberville, fresh from congressional orientation, misidentifies the three branches of government
• U.S. judge dismisses Trump campaign libel lawsuit against CNN
• Pennsylvania officials ask judge to toss Trump lawsuit over election results 
• Cracker Barrel apologized and removed a noose-like decoration hanging from the ceiling after a customer called the chain out
• Alaska congressman who ridiculed coronavirus now says he has COVID-19

 

Nation Celebrates Full Week of Trump Not Talking. - Andy Borowitz

 

 

I Imagine The Secret Service Will Secretly Cheer When Trump Leaves The White House

More than 130 Secret Service officers who help protect the White House and the president when he travels have recently been ordered to isolate or quarantine because they tested positive for the coronavirus or had close contact with infected co-workers, according to three people familiar with agency staffing.

This coronavirus lockdown is brought to you by the new reality TV show The Worst President Ever Doesn't Care if You Live or Die. - Middle Age Riot

 

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I look forward to having no idea who Joe Biden's postmaster general is. - Jeff Tiedrich

 

Rock The Voter News

• NBC News, CNN Project Biden Wins Arizona, Adding to His Electoral College Lead
• China congratulates Biden on US election win
• Democrats gear up to fight gerrymandering after state House losses
• With Trump defeated, Georgia Democrats aim to keep voters fired up for Senate control

Christiane Amanpour Slams Trump

CNN Chief International Anchor Christiane Amanpour compared President Donald Trump’s four years in office to the Nazis’ violent, anti-Jewish Kristallnacht in 1938 when buildings were set on fire, books burned, and Jews were murdered.

I hope Trump goes back to hosting celebrity apprentice but this time whenever he tries to fire anyone, they sue him and refuse to leave. - Sarah Cooper

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Business/Tech News

• Lockdown 2.0: Food companies overhauled production to put more toilet paper, pasta sauce in stores
• Beloved businesses are going bankrupt waiting for federal help. It will get worse
• Disneyland Expected to Stay Closed Until At Least Dec. 31
• Elon Musk continues to cast doubt about 'bogus' COVID-19 test results

Nation Regrets Not Signing Prenup After Finding Out Trump Entitled To Half Of Country’s Assets. - The Onion

 

A new study claims people who don’t exercise are more likely to be depressed, especially if they just lost the Presidential election. - Conan O'Brien

 

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Odd News

• You can see every planet in our solar system this week
•  'Defying the odds': 51-year-old woman gives birth to her own granddaughter
• Terrified Reporter Screams as Bridge Collapses While She’s On It During Live Local News Hit
• Platypuses glow an eerie blue-green under UV light
• Robot wolves protecting Japanese town from bears

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The Museum of Tomorrow in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. It was designed by Spanish neofuturistic architect Santiago Calatrava. Just stunning.

Peace.