Friday, March 27, 2020

Dr.Trump: I don't believe you really need that many ventilators


Trump: I don't believe you really need that many ventilators
...Trump: "I don't believe you need 40,000 or 30,000 ventilators. You know, you go into major hospitals sometimes and they'll have two ventilators. Now all of a sudden they're saying, 'Can we order 30,000 ventilators?'"

We're a week away from Trump ordering the 50 governors into a cage match with the winner getting 1000 ventilators. - Real Fake POTUS tweet



The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

I’ll keep asking this question that the press won’t ask: why is Trump doing this on purpose? why is he actively endangering the country? - Eric Boehlert





Alabama's Plans To Thin Their Herd?
Alabama’s plan states that “persons with severe mental retardation, advanced dementia or severe traumatic brain injury may be poor candidates for ventilator support,” according to a report




His Impeachment trial was last month.

I'd almost forgotten about that. - Fred Harding





Republican Shenanigans

Hi, my name is Gretchen Whitmer, and that governor is me.

I've asked repeatedly and respectfully for help. We need it. No more political attacks, just PPEs, ventilators, N95 masks, test kits. You said you stand with Michigan — prove it. 




If half the country died, Donald Trump would be demanding the surviving half thank him for saving them. - Stuart Stevens


Where Are The F**King Masks and Gowns?
The shortage of safety gear at one Manhattan hospital is so dire that desperate nurses have resorted to wearing trash bags — and some blame the situation for the coronavirus death of a beloved colleague.





Breaking news: Congressman Massie has tested positive for being an asshole. He must be quarantined to prevent the spread of his massive stupidity. He's given new meaning to the term #Masshole. (Finally, something the president and I can agree on!)  - John Kerry




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I'm so old I can remember when trying to live by "The Beatitudes" didn't brand you a "liberal snowflake." - Jimmie von Tungeln





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I used to think Hollywood disaster movies made American presidents look needlessly incompetent, but none of them had the president mocking reporters and state governors on social media while their country was consumed by plague, so...my bad, Hollywood. - Richard Jeter





Stay Home Mississippi! Your Governor Is Nuts! And Don't Go To Alabama!
Roadside mannequins are inviting residents of Moss Point, Miss., to resume shopping at a local clothing store, restaurants are returning their dine-in services, and churches are re-opening their doors for services. Mayor Mario King described the burgeoning renewal in commerce and social life amidst the COVID-19 pandemic today as it swirled around him in his Gulf Coast town after Mississippi Gov. Tate Reeves issued an executive order Tuesday that overruled local measures meant to stop the virus’ spread.


Maybe Mother Earth is just pissed and this is our punishment. - OhNoSheTwitnt





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“Alexa, play something upbeat.”

“....No.”- Conan O'Brien




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Antidepressant Can’t Believe It’s Expected To Fix This Mess All On Its Own. - The Onion






Trump Bullies GM and Ford
President Trump on Friday lashed out at General Motors and Ford, demanding via tweet that the two major automakers begin churning out ventilators to be used to treat patients with the coronavirus.










One thing I’ve learned so far in quarantine is that my husband refuses to microwave anything for 45 seconds, he always does 44. When I asked him why, he said, “For Obama.” - Kendra Alvey




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I'd Rather You Laugh Than Cry


OMG. Almost halfway there!
Thank you so much.





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Someone dressed a Pomeranian dog up as Paddington Bear and now the world seems a slightly better place to be than it did yesterday.



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Time To Deflate Photo

In 1942, due to a shortage of silk for stockings during WWII, women got creative with painted seams. Sometimes, you gotta do what you gotta do!

Peace.


Thursday, March 26, 2020

Virus, Not Humans, 'Makes The Timeline,' Fauci Warns As Trump Mulls Easing Restrictions

Virus, Not Humans, 'Makes The Timeline,' Fauci Warns As Trump Mulls Easing Restrictions
President Donald Trump may want to reopen the U.S. economy by Easter — but the novel coronavirus wreaking havoc across the globe may have other plans.
Dr. Anthony Fauci, the country’s top infectious disease expert, pointed out Wednesday that the virus is determining “the timeline” for the pandemic.


George Bush hesitated for 7 minutes on 9/11. It was his 1st year in office & he was with children. Donald Trump did nothing for 7 weeks when he was informed about Covid19. It was his 4th year in office & he was with experts. Trump chose to ignore the threat. That’s unforgivable. - Ken Olin




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The President's re-election strategy is to have no one left alive to vote him out. - TheTweetOfGod




Trump keeps trying to flatten the truth curve. - Andy Borowitz


Trump's War On Healthcare Providers
The Trump administration, state officials and even individual hospital workers are now racing against each other to get the necessary masks, gloves and other safety equipment to fight coronavirus — a scramble that hospitals and doctors say has come too late and left them at risk. But according to a previously unrevealed White House playbook, the government should’ve begun a federal-wide effort to procure that personal protective equipment at least two months ago.





Another day and another day Donald Trump has not left the White House to see first hand what's going on in the country.  No visit to see first responders or ER docs or nurses.  No visit to a small business that's repurposing to help the cause.  King in the Ivory Tower. - Joe Lockhart



Republican Shenanigans

Cuomo shows up and it's like “Ooooh, Daddy's here.”Newsom shows up and it's like “Ooooh, likeable step-dad is here.”Trump shows up and it's like “Ooooh, racist grandpa took out his dick at the bus stop.” - John Fugelsang




Canada Is Against Trump Sending Troops To Their Border
The Canadian government says it's "strongly opposed" to the idea of sending American troops to the border to intercept illegal migrants as part of that country's response to the coronavirus pandemic.
"Canada is strongly opposed to this U.S. proposal and we've made that opposition very, very clear to our American counterparts," said Deputy Prime Minister Chrystia Freeland today.


Congress Sets Aside $1,200 In Trust For Each American Until They Prove They’re Responsible Enough To Handle It. - The Onion


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Happy Birthday, Madam Speaker! Your leadership in this time of crisis has been so vital. I shudder to think how things might be this #ThursdayMorning if the Republicans still controlled the House. - TheDailyEdge tweet





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How are her emails looking NOW? - Stonekettle





Let me just say I hope we emerge from this global pandemic and this deadly virus called Trump with a renewed commitment to expand education. I remain convinced that’s the antidote to save ourselves. - Steven Beschloss 




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It only took a global pandemic and a complete and total societal shutdown to prevent school shootings. 
Congratulations America. - Santiago Mayer





Kudos for Crocs!
Go into most US emergency rooms, and you'll find staff wear Crocs. Now their manufacturer has announced a program to donate 10,000 a day to healthcare workers fighting against the novel coronavirus.





But make no mistake about it, we will prevail, because the only thing more contagious than a virus is hope. - Ret. Admiral William McRaven




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Almost halfway there!
Thank you so much!





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Anytime you feel like the dumbest person in the universe, just remember Kim Kardashian 
played poker wearing mirrored sunglasses.


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Time To Deflate Photo
Mother Nature never ceases to amaze me.

Peace.


Wednesday, March 25, 2020

Trump's a prophet

Washington state radio station won't air Trump briefings because of 'false or misleading information'
A public radio station in Washington state, KUOW, will no longer be airing White House press briefings on the coronavirus “due to a pattern of false or misleading information provided that cannot be fact checked in real time.”


I'm up and ready to go nowhere!

Fauci Tricks Trump Into Believing There Is No Easter This Year. - Andy Borowitz





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

The Pope: No Easter this year.

Donald Trump: Easter is my jam, so we doin Easter. - Amee Vanderpool





Trump: It's Every State For Itself
President Donald Trump is still refusing to use the Defense Production Act to force private businesses to build badly needed medical equipment to combat the coronavirus pandemic — and the Washington Post reports that it has created massive problems for states seeking medical supplies.
In particular, the Post reports that the medical equipment market has “descended into chaos” as states are competing with one another in “a mad scramble for masks, gowns and ventilators” to respond to the pandemic.



The Federalist, a conservative magazine, just put out an article saying we should consider "controlled voluntary infection."

I completely agree. Let's start with everyone who works at the Federalist. - Nick Jack Pappas



Republican Shenanigans

Donald Trump's claim that the coronavirus would be under control by Easter was the last straw for Republican leaders, who have united to stop Trump's dangerous campaign of misinformation.

Just kidding, they're going to let us die.

#EasterMassacre - Middle Age Riot





Trump Loves Talking About People Committing Suicide. SMH.
President Donald Trump is making a baseless claim of surging suicides if the U.S. economy remains mostly shut due to the spread of the coronavirus. There’s no evidence that suicides will rise dramatically, let alone surpass potential coronavirus deaths. Historically in a crisis, suicides tend to diminish as society pulls together in a common purpose.


I have to confess I thought it would take at least a couple of months into the apocalypse before the right wingers started calling for the old and infirm to be sacrificed. - Charles Johnson





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You know, I don’t think we ever need to see this particular emperor with no clothes. - John Fugelsang

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I'm so pretty!
Judge Won't Dismiss Lawsuit Against Trump
A federal court on Tuesday ruled that a lawsuit brought by a literary advocacy group was allowed to go forward. The group accused President Donald Trump of violating the First Amendment by using the powers of his office to retaliate against media entities over coverage he disliked, In a 24-page opinion, U.S. District Judge Lorna G. Schofield denied a government motion to dismiss the case, reasoning that the group, PEN America (PEN), had constitutional standing to pursue the First Amendment claims against Trump for selectively barring access to the White House press corps and revoking or threatening to revoke the security clearances of former government officials whose commentary he dislikes. 


Senate Votes Unanimously To Make Rand Paul’s Quarantine Permanent. - Andy Borowitz




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My husband purchased a world map.... gave me a dart and said "throw this and wherever it lands I'm taking you for a holiday when this pandemic is over". Turns out we're spending two weeks behind the fridge.  - Jo





Business/Tech News

Somehow I doubt Donald Trump will be attending a packed church on Easter Sunday. - Bill Kristol





Track The Coronavirus. You Have Time On Your Scrubbed Hands!
IBM and The Weather Channel launched a free tool Wednesday to track reported cases of COVID-19, the disease caused by the novel coronavirus.
The artificial intelligence-powered tool will provide tracking and trend graphs on COVID-19 cases down to a county level.
IBM's dashboard is free to use, providing-up-to-date, searchable information about the epidemic spread.





The American people are rising to meet this moment. We need our president to do the same. - Joe Biden





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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo
Distant 'quasar tsunamis' are ripping their own galaxies apart. Whatever that means it sure is beautiful. Thanks Hubble.

Peace.