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Wednesday, April 1, 2026

Supreme Court Arguments Wrap in Landmark Challenge to Trump Birthright Citizenship Executive Order

Supreme Court Arguments Wrap in Landmark Challenge to Trump Birthright Citizenship Executive Order

WASHINGTON — The Supreme Court heard oral argument today in Trump v. Barbara, a nationwide class action brought by the American Civil Liberties Union,...

My grandfather was an anchor baby. It turns out the best case against birthright citizenship is Donald. - Mary L. Trump

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Tiffany Trump is the only one of Trump’s kids who is not a beneficiary of birthright citizenship. All the other kids were born before his wives became U.S. citizens. - Grok on X

Iran Claims Trump Is A Liar
...Trump also claimed Wednesday that “Iran's New Regime President” wanted a ceasefire. It wasn't clear to whom the U.S. president was referring since Iran still has the same president. Iran’s Foreign Ministry spokesman, Esmail Baghaei, called Trump's claim “false and baseless,” according to a report on Iranian state television.

Just so we're clear, Israel is now the first state to have an ethnicity-based death penalty since Nazi Germany. - Jenni

Republican Shenanigans

Turns out Kristi didn’t really Noem - Natism

Too Little, Too Late

Scott McConnell, a co-founder of The American Conservative, said he felt “ashamed and embarrassed” for voting for President Donald Trump three times in a row on Monday.

Reacting to the news that Palm Beach International Airport would officially be renamed the President Donald J. Trump International Airport, McConnell wrote, “So so ashamed and embarrassed to have voted three times for this person.”

JD Vance using a photo of a Methodist church on the cover of his book about CATHOLICISM is some real Veep-level sh*t. - Mike Nellis

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Supreme Court Debate on Birthright Citizenship Interrupted by Trump’s Snoring - Andy Borowitz

I'll Believe It When It Passes
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) and Senate Majority Leader John Thune (R-SD) announced a new deal between the House and Senate to fund DHS on Wednesday after the House previously rejected a funding bill from the Senate.

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Business/Tech News

Hey Americans, I might be a know-nothing Brit, but I can't help thinking that arresting your president for raping kids might be a better idea than letting him collapse the global economy and possibly end the world. Just a suggestion. - cem_uk

Florida Lost Its Election Integrity in 2000, In Case You Didn't Know.
Attorney Mark Elias filed a lawsuit challenging a new Florida election bill right after it was signed by Gov. Ron DeSantis (R), seeking to block the law on First and Fourteenth Amendment grounds.

I am listening to Ron Desantis talk about elections as he is about to sign a new voter suppression law. He is every bit as unhinged as Trump. Amazingly unhinged.

As soon as he stops rambling and signs this bill, Florida will be sued. Stand by....- Marc Elias

Trump Says War Must End So He Can Focus on Ballroom - Andy Borowitz

I was 13 when he passed from WWII injuries. He taught me to read and draw at age 3 and I've never stopped doing both.

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Tuesday, March 31, 2026

Judge permanently blocks Trump order ending NPR, PBS funding

Judge permanently blocks Trump order ending NPR, PBS funding

A district court in Washington, D.C., on Tuesday permanently blocked President Trump’s executive order to halt funding to National Public Radio (NPR) and the Public Broadcast Service (PBS).

Meanwhile the cuts this orange cyst already forced through resulted in me losing my job of 19 years. I'm glad PBS gets to keep getting some funding, really I am. But in many ways the damage to small satellite stations like the one I worked for has already been done. - Mitch Rasicot

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Imagine if instead of buying weapons, Iran used that money to give tax breaks to their top earners and build ballrooms and arches - Rep. Jack Kimble

A Cyberwar Is Coming...
Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) said Tuesday that it plans to target major U.S. technology companies across the Middle East, including Apple, Microsoft and Google, on Wednesday amid the ongoing war.

Fun fact: The only NATO country to ever invoke Article 5—and call on allies for help—was the United States. - Alex Cole

Republican Shenanigans

As long as you don’t need gas, groceries, healthcare, rent or childcare, things aren’t that bad. - Jamie Bonkiewicz

The FBI Has Covered Up and Ignored the Epstein Files For Decades. Who Told Them To Do That?
A new investigation has backed up evidence given by a woman who has accused Donald Trump of sexually abusing her when she was 13, according to a report.

The woman conducted four interviews with the FBI in 2019 in which she detailed alleged abuse by Trump and child sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. Her interviews referencing Trump were initially withheld by the Department of Justice.

A report from South Carolina newspaper The Post and Courier released on Sunday has now corroborated key personal details given by the woman about a third man she claims also sexually assaulted her—named Jimmy Atkins.

The Pope, who’s spent his entire adult life studying religion, apparently knows less about it than 28 year old Karoline Leavitt - Jamie Bonkiewicz

TRUMP: "Kamikaze boats don’t exist. They’re fake."

60 MINUTES: "Meet the Ukrainian sea drone 'Sea Baby'. It’s small, hard to destroy, and carries 2,000 kilos of explosives. It costs around $300,000, yet Ukrainian sea drones have destroyed warships worth tens of millions of $."- Kate from Kharkiv

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Alan Dershowitz helped draft Epstein's 2008 non-prosecution agreement.

The agreement gave 16 people immunity.

Dershowitz was later accused by Virginia Giuffre.

He has never been charged.

He still appears on cable news as a legal expert. - Epstein File Search

Apparently, These Former FBI Agents Are The Good Guys

A group of former FBI agents who worked on the investigation into President Trump’s alleged subversion of the 2020 presidential election sued FBI Director Kash Patel and Attorney General Pam Bondi on Tuesday over their dismissals from the bureau.

The lawsuit, filed in federal court in Washington, D.C., alleged that Patel and Bondi violated the former agents’ First and Fifth Amendment rights by firing them.

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Business/Tech News

Karoline Leavitt: “President Trump will end birthright citizenship since it’s a scam.”

Note: Marco Rubio is a beneficiary of birthright citizenship. He was born in Miami in 1971 to two Cuban immigrants who were not yet U.S. citizens.

Will He Get His Gaudy Ballroom or Nah?

A U.S. judge blocked Donald Trump on Tuesday from proceeding with construction of a $400 million ballroom on the site of the White House's ‌demolished East Wing, halting for now one of the Republican president's most visible efforts ‌to reshape the seat of American power.

U.S. District Judge Richard Leon in Washington granted a request for a preliminary injunction by the National Trust for Historic Preservation, a nonprofit organization that brought a lawsuit alleging Trump exceeded his authority when he razed the historic East Wing and launched construction without approval from Congress.

Spanish PM Pedro Sanchez responds to Trump :

"23 years ago, U.S govt dragged us into a war with Iraq, A war said to fight to eliminate Saddam Hussein's nuclear weapons and bring democracy

But NO nuclear weapon was found in Iraq"

You can't fool us twice

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Time To Deflate Photo

The bedroom of Napoleon Bonaparte and Josephine de Beauharnais within the Château de Malmaison.

That is a tiny bed.

Peace.

Monday, March 30, 2026

‘The more they come down on us, the more we come together’: 14 No Kings protesters on where to go from here

‘The more they come down on us, the more we come together’: 14 No Kings protesters on where to go from here

Saturday's protests drew millions of people across the US and around the world. The Guardian spoke with some of them to see why they were there and what's...

In yet another indication of the heavy turnout for the No Kings rallies, over 400 of Elon Musk’s children attended the protests, according to estimates released on Sunday - Andy Borowitz

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JD Vance is slowly realizing his 2028 run is dying because of Iran - Sean Strickland

Trump Should Have Paid TSA Workers Back In February
Transportation Security Administration (TSA) officers started to receive paychecks on Monday for back pay missed during the shutdown of the Department of Homeland Security (DHS), which first lapsed on Feb. 14.

In Iran, if a 12 year-old girl is forcefully impregnated by her father, she must carry the baby to term or spend life in prison.
Oops! My bad. I meant Mississippi, Texas, and Alabama. - MP Arizona

In October 1993, Donald Trump testified before a House subcommittee on Native American affairs, questioning the racial heritage of tribal members operating casinos that competed with his own in Atlantic City. During this testimony, he stated, "They don't look like Indians to me, and they don't look like Indians to Indians".

Republican Shenanigans

Trying to figure out why Lindsey Graham would be at Disney World. - John Collins

Trump Gleefully Makes His Ballroom A Target
President Trump on Sunday showcased the latest plans for his new White House ballroom and said the future addition would be bulletproof, impervious to drones and include a “massive” military complex underneath the structure.

I'm not kidding, the only way to avert a devastating global energy crisis and war is to leak the Epstein files and remove Donald Trump from office. It needs to happen right now - Liam Nissan

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People of World Thank Iranian Hackers for Not Releasing Any Nudes of Kash Patel - Andy Borowitz

Kid Rock Gets Flyover By Apache Helicopter And Then Insults Governor Newsom. What A Guy, He Can Multitask!

The U.S. Army is investigating after a military helicopter was filmed flying low over Trump ally Kid Rock’s Nashville mansion on Saturday as the musician saluted from beside his swimming pool.

The video was gleefully shared by the musician on March 28, showing an AH-64 Apache helicopter hovering close to his property as he stood beside a replica Statue of Liberty before it flew away.

Posting the clip to Instagram and X, Kid Rock took aim at California governor Gavin Newsom in his post, writing: “This is a level of respect that sh*t for brains Governor of California will never know…”

It's funny how in the 90s white collar crime was super complex and deep. Enron, Bernie Madoff defrauding people with complex webs of lies for decades, etc. In our era it's just people committing crimes and being like lol what are you gonna do arrest me - woke8yearold