Monday, March 31, 2025

'This Case Has Been Closed!' Karoline Leavitt Says the Trump White House is Done With Signalgate






‘This Case Has Been Closed!’ Karoline Leavitt Says the Trump White House is Done With Signalgate
...Since last week, the White House has had to answer for what was widely recognized at one of the more bizarre lapses in national security in recent memory. Prior to the U.S.’s attack on the Houthi rebels in Yemen, several members of President Donald Trump’s cabinet — including National Security Adviser Mike Waltz, Vice President JD Vance, and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth — discussed attack plans on the messaging app Signal. The public only knows about that chat because Waltz somehow accidentally invited The Atlantic editor-in-chief Jeffrey Goldberg.




Pete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recovery. - The Onion










The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump


Welcome to America.  Now get in the van. - John Fugelsang








I don't want Canada or Greenland.
I want PBS, Social Security, and
The Smithsonian. - Feminist News










Trump's Tariffs Motivated South Korea, China and Japan To Unite With A Free Trade Agreement









Trump’s ‘tough talk’ about Putin is this. “ Vlad, they're saying I’m too connected to you & Russia, so I’m gonna say a few tough things  but pay no mind- i don’t mean it. I love you” - Mia Farrow








I’m a Mayflower American. My ancestor Abiel Foster was in the Continental Congress. My grandfather was a fighter pilot in WW2. My dad served two tours in Vietnam. My brother died training for the Navy Seals. There is NOTHING more patriotic than these words: F**K DONALD TRUMP. - Marco Foster










Republican Shenanigans


You don’t get to wave a chainsaw around celebrating all the people you fired and then get sympathy from anyone about literally ANYTHING. - The Other 98%









Trump's Deflections Are So Obvious










“We either import workers or we import our food" 
      Matt Teagarden, CEO
      Kansas Livestock Association







If we have enough $ to buy Greenland, then we have enough $ for universal healthcare.









Le Pen is going to Le Prison












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Air Travel Advisory: Avoid flights in and out of Reagan National for as long as the Secretary of Defense is an alcoholic. - Andy Borowitz








Whatever the Details of His Tariffs Are, One Thing For Sure Is, We'll Be Shocked, Stunned, Dismayed...









I miss having the very boring, responsible, SANE adult President we had who got the job done without the drama of pissing off our allies, trying to force himself on Greenland and Canada, and unnecessary, economy-wrecking tariffs.

We were better off under President Biden. - mmpadellan








Social Security Recipients Required to Prove They Own Teslas. - Andy Borowitz













The laughter you hear?
It’s the all the French companies reacting to the US embassy sending them letters demanding they drop DEI initiatives. - The Politburo of Teabilly Mockery










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When you are the G.O.A.T.


Peace.


Friday, March 28, 2025

Trump says US will 'go as far as we have to' to get control of Greenland


President Donald Trump said the U.S. will "go as far as we have to go" to get control of Greenland, ahead of a planned visit to the Arctic...



Greenland adopted a new motto for Usha and JD Vance's visit: “Make America Go Away” - The Daily Show








The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump







In 1862, a Union soldier found cigars wrapped in a piece of paper in a field of clover. The paper was a copy of Confederate Gen. Lee's invasion orders. The Southern sloppiness helped the Union stop Lee at Antietam.
It's unknown who lost the orders in the field, or if he was related to Pete Hegseth. - Mark Jacob










These People Can't Even Spell Protocol.










My Sources are telling me that Donald Trump is furious the Signal chat story won’t die, growing bigger with a judge’s order to preserve White House messages on military strikes. He’s reportedly screaming for the judge’s impeachment, demanding he be removed and he’s  trying to change the news cycle. - Lev Parnas









Majority of Americans Support Replacing Pete Hegseth With Jeffrey Goldberg. - Andy Borowitz










Republican Shenanigans



Looks like the EU is joining the Canadian war cry for Elbows Up. 

Donald Trump is mad angry because he knows that he is f**ked. 

Elbows Up. - Roddy








Bravo! Brave Attorneys!


















I prefer the deep state to Trump’s incredibly shallow one. - Andy Borowitz











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Rock The Voter News


We will not be distracted.
We will not be discouraged.
We’ve got our eyes on the prize.
And we will build the prosperous, free nation for all that we deserve.
The time to organize is now. - Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez










Why, Yes, Timmy, It Is Illegal To Buy Votes. 









The European Union is reportedly considering retaliating against Trump's escalating trade war, by focusing on U.S. services exports. 

Potential targets include major American tech firms such as Amazon Web Services, Netflix, Microsoft, Apple, Google, and Meta. These actions could restrict their access to EU markets and curb IP.

Such a move could have significant economic repercussions, potentially leading to substantial job losses and disruptions across the U.S. economy. - Ed Krassenstein









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I think there is going to be a Red Rural Recession and soon if  all the cuts continue as is 

All the firings, cancelling of grants and contracts with companies , the closing of offices, disproportionately impact small towns, cities and states.  

Their finances will be turned upside. - Mark Cuban










Wall Street Doesn't Seem Very Fond of Trump
US stocks fell sharply on Friday as Wall Street grappled with President Trump's escalating trade war and weighed signs of reinvigorated inflation pressures as consumer sentiment plummets.










am i the only person left who doesn’t use chat gpt or ai at all? there’s zero application for it in my life. - amil








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One of my favorite place to be, the French Quarter in New Orleans.


TGIF & Peace Everybody.