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Friday, May 10, 2024

Marjorie Taylor Greene Loses It on Fox News, Bizarrely Claims They Want to 'Murder Tucker Carlson'

Marjorie Taylor Greene Loses It on Fox News, Bizarrely Claims They Want to 'Murder Tucker Carlson'

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) let loose on Fox News in a wild rant claiming the media network wants to “control what Republicans think.”

Greene made her comments during a Friday interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room podcast. The pair also laid into House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) with Greene continuing her effort to oust him from his position.

House Republicans normalized Marjorie Taylor Greene for years.

And now America is paying the price.

Sad. - Rep. Hakeem Jeffries

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

Hillary Clinton: I have had many conversations with a lot of young people over the last many months and you’re right, they don't know very much at all about the history of the Middle East or, frankly, about history in many areas of the world, including in our own country.

Netanyahu Knows His Audience

Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu sat down for an hour-long interview with none other than Dr. Phil McGraw, more popularly known as simply Dr. Phil.

In the lengthy exchange, aired Thursday, Netanyahu discussed his disagreements with President Joe Biden and vowed that Israel’s mission to eliminate Hamas will not stop even if they have to fight with their “fingernails.”

Ronald Reagan paused the delivery of F-16s to Israel after it bombed an Iranian nuclear reactor in 1981. Then, after Israel invaded Lebanon and bombed Beirut in 1982, Reagan refused to deliver 75 F-16s and limited military aid until Israel withdrew its troops from Lebanon. - James Surowiecki

Republican Shenanigans

Apparently, Steve Bannon Is Headed To The Pokey
A federal appeals court on Friday denied a bid by one-time Trump adviser Steve Bannon to topple his contempt of Congress conviction, upholding his sentence for failing to comply with a subpoena from the now-disbanded Jan. 6 committee.

Steve Bannon will finally get his wall, all four of them. - Alex Cole

Congratulations to Steve Bannon, the most-recent graduate of the University of F*ck Around and Find Out. - Jeff Tiedrich

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Rock The Voter News

It’s a shame Bannon is going to be in prison for the last four months of the campaign. Someone else is going to have to plan the next insurrection. - Kyle Keegan

This Is Ghoulish

A trio of lawmakers is asking the Government Accountability Office to take up an investigation of medical care provided to migrants in detention facilities, knocking an earlier report they say failed to thoroughly review “unnecessary surgeries.”

The ask, led by Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-Md.), the top Democrat on the House Oversight Committee, comes after a string of reports detailing inadequate medical care in some cases, while in other instances invasive surgeries like hysterectomies were performed on migrants who were in U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement Authority (ICE) custody.

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Business/Tech News

There is only one man running for president
who has hired "illegals"
to avoid paying American workers a living wage
in 2 different centuries
and his name is Trump. - John Fugelsang

Electricity Will Be Rationed Here In Costa Rica Next Week. I Will Die of the Heat and No Internet.

Struck by the worst drought in five decades, Costa Rica announced an electricity rationing plan on Thursday, blaming a severe lack of rainfall that has hobbled hydroelectric plants.

The Central American nation famed for its beaches and lush landscapes that power ecotourism normally gets about 70% of its electricity supply from the plants.

World told to brace for 'severe geomagnetic storm' today - the first in nearly 20 years - with feds warning power grids, cell networks and GPS satellites could be hit. - Molly Plofkins

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Thursday, May 9, 2024

MSNBC Legal Analyst Calls Trump's Trial Strategy Against Stormy Daniels the 'Nuts and Sluts Defense'

MSNBC Legal Analyst Calls Trump's Trial Strategy Against Stormy Daniels the 'Nuts and Sluts Defense'

MSNBC legal correspondent Lisa Rubin chalked the Donald Trump defense team’s Stormy Daniels strategy up to a “nuts and sluts defense” after attending the former president’s hush money trial in Manhattan on Thursday.

"You’re celebrating the indictment by selling things from your store?" Necheles asks.

"Not unlike Mr. Trump," Daniels responds.

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Remember when Rick Scott's company defrauded Medicare and Medicaid then the DOJ fined it $1.7 billion? - BlueATLGeorgia

I've Always Admired Arwa Damon

Arwa Damon, a veteran foreign correspondent who has spent decades reporting from wars across the globe recently returned from a trip inside Gaza. She said it was unlike any place she has covered before.

“I’ve been to Iraq, Afghanistan, South Sudan, Libya, Syria, you name it. And there is something different about Gaza,” she said. “It’s the complete and total, sheer and utter psychological obliteration on a mass scale. You don’t see life, in the sense of life within a person.”

Republican Shenanigans

FACT: The only way to shut him up is to LOCK HIM UP. - Middle Age Riot

Trump's #3 Son Chosen As Florida Delegate. Don Jr. and Eric Not Mentioned.
Former President Donald Trump’s 18-year-old son, Barron Trump, has been selected by the Republican Party of Florida to serve as a delegate to the Republican National Convention (RNC) in July.

Barron Trump will be a delegate at the Republican Convention.

Also Kimberly Guilfoyle, Donald Trump Jr.’s fiancée and Michael Boulous, Tiffany Trump’s husband will be delegates.

Oh, and Trump’s daughter-in-law is the chairperson of the Republican National Committee.

But… but… but. Hunter Biden

Trump Drapes Jacket Over Head So Nobody Can Tell He’s Sleeping In Court. - The Onion

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Rock The Voter News

Hold the f*ck on… RFK Jr. said a “worm got into his brain, ate a part of it and then died” and as a result, he now has “cognitive issues”?

And this guy wants to be president?
What the f*ck is even happening? - JoJoFromJerz

Kristi Noem: I cannot believe i was stupid enough to tell people i murdered a puppy. What an unforced error.

RFK Jr: Hold my dead brain worm. - Marmel

Will Biden Be On Ohio's November Ballot? At This Time, NO!

Ohio lawmakers on Wednesday failed to advance a plan to put President Joe Biden on the state's November ballot, underscoring bitter divisions among Republicans who control the state Legislature.

The state House and Senate floated separate proposals this week that would change the certification deadline to 74 days before the Nov. 5 election. Under current law, state officials must certify the ballot by Aug. 7 − 90 days beforehand − but Biden won't be nominated until the Democratic National Convention 12 days later.

Grab ‘em by the pussy’s lawyers are currently attempting to slut shame a woman for having consensual sex. - JoJoFromJerz

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Business/Tech News

In the end, Melania Trump is just another contractor her husband isn't going to pay. - Middle Age Riot

So How Is Elon Musk's Neuralink Going? 🗲

The first Neuralink implant in a human malfunctioned after several threads recording neural activity retracted from the brain, the Elon Musk-owned startup revealed Wednesday.

The threads retracted in the weeks following the surgery in late January that placed the Neuralink hardware in 29-year-old Noland Arbaugh’s brain, the company said in a blog post.

Imagine going home to Melania after this… dinner must be awkward. - John Collins

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Wednesday, May 8, 2024

Rikers Is Prepared for Donald Trump to Be Sent to Jail

Rikers Is Prepared for Donald Trump to Be Sent to Jail

New York City's Rikers Island is prepared for Donald Trump if he is sent to prison for a gag order violation during his criminal trial in Manhattan,...

Nation’s Prisoners Refuse to Share Cells With Trump. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

Donald Trump declares he will NEVER SURRENDER and then he surrenders to the authorities.
Kristi Noem writes a book called NO GOING BACK and then she goes back to correct all the lies in it.
I'm beginning to sense a pattern here. - Jeff Tiedrich

Lindsey Graham Loves To Be In The Headlines
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) on Tuesday ripped pro-Palestinian protesters on college campuses as either “dumbasses” or “terrorist sympathizers” and called on the Department of Justice to investigate who is funding the protest movement.

Trumpism is like climate change: it's already here, it has done irreparable damage, and even if we take action now we'll be dealing with it's impact for the rest of our lives. - Sundae Divine

Republican Shenanigans

The most surprising thing to me about Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal is that Donald Trump had to pay them to keep quiet about having sex with him.

Honey . . . if there were one thing I would take to my grave, that would be it. - Mrs. Betty Bowers

Trump is not acting like an innocent man. - Brandon Unger

Whoredog Accuses Prosecutor Of Whoring
The Georgia Court of Appeals on Wednesday agreed to review a decision by a Fulton County Superior Court judge who declined to disqualify District Attorney Fani Willis and her office from the 2020 election case against former President Donald Trump because of a personal relationship Willis had with a prosecutor.

If Hell exists, it’s probably a lot like sitting in a court room while Stormy Daniels obliterates your legacy for all eternity. - John Collins

Celebrate with me. A fifth tribe in South Dakota, the Sisseton-Wahpeton Sioux, has officially banned Kristi “puppy killer” Noem from their reservation. - Lakota Man

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Brain Worm? Well, That Explains, A Lot.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said doctors told him a parasite ate part of his brain, after experiencing memory loss and brain fog in 2010.

The New York Times reviewed a deposition of Kennedy from 2012 that detailed his experience with his symptoms and the dead parasite. The Times reported that Kennedy started dealing with memory loss and mental fogginess in 2010, prompting concerns from a friend that the now-presidential candidate may have had a tumor.

One candidate has worms, one has diapers, and one has a booming economy. And we'll still be fighting tooth and nail in November. - The Lincoln Project

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Business/Tech News

Years ago, the U.S. moved heaven & earth to bring Osama bin Laden to justice. Not because he flew an airplane into the World Trade Center, but because he incited his followers to do it for him.

Right now, the world wonders why the hell Donald Trump is still walking around free. - Andrea Junker

Good To Know That There Is Low Demand For Covid Vaccines

AstraZeneca is withdrawing its COVID-19 vaccine from the market because of low demand, the drugmaker said Wednesday.

The shot, which was never authorized in the U.S., was widely used across the world in the early part of the global vaccine drive.

I was born male, identify as male, but according to Stouffer's Lasagna, I'm a family of four. - Todd

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