Trump cancels North Korea Summit

Trump cancels Singapore nuclear summit with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un
President Trump cancels his historic summit in Singapore with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un next month.
Trump accuses North Korea of "tremendous anger and open hostility."


Those coins Trump made for the cancelled summit will be worth a fortune!

South Korean official response: “We are attempting to make sense of what, precisely, President Trump means.”

Welcome to the f*cking club. - Stephen Colbert

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

• North Korea slams ‘ignorant and stupid’ Pence, renews summit threat
• Trump dictated 'every word' of letter canceling North Korea summit
• Pentagon uninvites China from major U.S. military exercise

I’ve written drunk texts that made more sense than Trump’s letter to Kim Jong Un. - Chelsea Handler

Putin Defends North Korea
Russian President Vladimir Putin said Thursday he was disappointed the planned summit between President Trump and Kim Jong Un was cancelled and said North Korea was not to blame...Putin said Kim “did everything he promised in advance,” citing North Korea’s claim that it had destroyed its nuclear testing site.

Americans Freed From North Korea Sent Back To Pyongyang After Denuclearization Talks Fall Through - The Onion

2017 media had nervous breakdown because it was IRRESPONSIBLE to report on dossier/pee tape bc it wasn't confirmed

2018 media can't stop reporting on Trump's unconfirmed "spy" claim - Eric Boehlert 

Republican Shenanigans

• Michael Cohen’s book deal falls apart after his partner agrees to cooperate with prosecutors
• Roger Stone asked WikiLeaks for damaging info on Clinton during 2016 election: report
• Democrats, Republicans Hold Separate Meetings To See Secret Russia Probe Documents
• Trump doesn't invite key Dems to signing ceremony on their own bill 
• NRATV host celebrates NFL anthem decision: ‘We win, you lose’
• WATCH: Road-raging racist screams ‘This is my country!’ at Asian-American military member
• Rudy Giuliani: Trump won't interview with Mueller until we get ‘spygate’ report 

It’s a sad day in America when we ban professional athletes from protesting peacefully before we ban the sale of assault weapons. - Andrew Weinstein

Republican Devin Nunes & Cocaine? What?
A winery whose investors include Republican Devin Nunes faced a lawsuit over a charity yacht party that allegedly involved cocaine and sex 

Conservatives be like "we're pro-life, because EVERY life is sacred!"
Black lives matter?"Uhh, not THOSE lives."
Children getting shot in schools, we need sensible gun control."Nope. Muh guns is sacred."
Syrian refugees being slaughtered!"NO ROOM HERE."
So...EVERY life? - Brooklyn Dad Defiant 

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I guess Trump is going to have to hope that he will get the Nobel prize for literature now. - Roland Scahill

Rock The Voter News

• Obama jokingly brags: 'I didn't have scandals' during my presidency
• Cuomo Is Clear Choice of Convention Democrats and Hillary Clinton

In the internment camps, we were forced to face the U.S. flag each morning and recite the Pledge of Allegiance from behind barbed wire fences. Patriotism is earned by a nation that lives up to its promises. It is our sacred duty always to speak out when it does not. #TakeAKnee - George Takei

Republicans Fail To Find Any Spies
Senior U.S. lawmakers attended classified briefings on Thursday on the FBI’s probe of Russian meddling in the 2016 presidential election after President Donald Trump made unsubstantiated claims about a “spy” being used against his campaign, and a top Democrat said afterward he heard nothing to support Trump’s allegation.

How pissed is Donald Trump going to be when he finds out he has to unblock Rosie O’Donnell? -Michael Blackman

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The entire world is enrolled in Trump University. - Chris Hayes

Business/Tech News

• Safety board: Standards too weak at Texas chemical plant that exploded during Harvey
• Republicans in Congress slam Trump probe of auto imports
• Koch Network Plans Rare Rebuke of Republicans
• Netflix is now worth more than Disney and Comcast

YOU LIKE COMMEMORATIVE COINS?

‘You Better Give Our Dad A Good Trade Deal Or You’ll Be Sorry!’ Shout Angry Trump Boys On Phone With Employee Of Local Chinese Restaurant - The Onion

Trump knows you live in your congressional office, boy.

Paul Ryan Defies Trump
The House on Thursday voted to cut off Chinese telecommunications company ZTE from U.S. business dealings, putting pressure on the firm and President Trump.

Lately I’ve been wondering if God is an evil man and the Devil is a good woman he slandered so no one would ever work with her again. - OhNoSheTwint

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Odd News

• George Zimmerman, the ex-neighborhood watch volunteer who killed a black teen in Florida in 2012 says he's $2.5 million in debt and has no income
• Authorities say an Ohio homeowner trying to kill troublesome weeds with a torch burned down his garage
• Guinness record-breaking toilet paper pyramid built in Wisconsin
• Louisiana man rescues $200,000 lottery ticket from the trash
• Giant canyons discovered in Antarctica

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Pablo Picasso imitating Popeye smoking a pipe -- wait, is that a bong?

Peace.

Trump can't block Twitter followers, federal judge says

Trump can't block Twitter followers, federal judge says
President Donald Trump cannot block users on his Twitter feed, a federal judge in New York City ruled Wednesday.
Judge Naomi Reice Buchwald said in her ruling that Trump is violating the U.S. Constitution by preventing certain Americans from viewing his tweets. The social media platform, she said, is a "designated public forum" from which Trump cannot exclude individual plaintiffs.


I wonder if Trump will obey the judge's order? If not, will Twitter?


The fact that a federal judge had to make a ruling about how the president conducts himself on social media is f*cking embarrassing.. OhNoSheTwint

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

• Pompeo's 'Plan B' for Iran could put lead US into war 
• Ukraine paid Trump lawyer at least $400,000 to set up meeting with Ukrainian president: report
• Fox Host: Kim probably hates that "he has to murder his people"
• Giuliani’s New Stance On Russian Collusion: So What? It’s Not Illegal.
• Families of Sandy Hook victims, FBI agent file defamation lawsuit against right-wing radio host Alex Jones

Are we still forbidden to wonder aloud about Trump's mental health or should we wait until he launches a nuke.- Ragnarok Lobster tweet

Jeezus. Another Sonic Attack?
The State Department on Wednesday notified U.S. citizens in China that a government employee suffered a mild brain injury after experiencing abnormal sound and pressure.

Donald Trump blaming Obama for non-existent political surveillance on his campaign's activities sets a new high bar for horrible white guys blaming their crimes on a black guy. - John Fugelsang

Michael Cohen May Be Swimming With The Fishes If He Talks
A company that paid Michael Cohen, Donald Trump’s legal fixer, was also involved in securing hundreds of millions of dollars in funding for a Russian oligarch from a bank with ties to Russia’s intelligence services.

Republican Shenanigans

• EPA again bars reporters from water pollution event
• Trump Rails Against ‘SPYGATE’ In Wild Tweetstorm After Watching Fox & Friends
• Manafort to ask federal judge to exclude evidence from FBI raids: report
• House conservatives demand an investigation — of Hillary Clinton
• Pompeo Says He’ll Turn Over Docs On Alleged Political Retaliation At State
• Sarah Sanders Dodges Question on Reporters Kicked Out of Pruitt Event
• Harvard alums slam former classmate: "Shame on you, Jared Kushner"
• Ariz. Education Department strikes 'evolution' from science standards draft
• GOP lawmaker: Julian Assange is a "very honorable man"
• GOP candidate who vowed to reward his children for marrying white people loses election
• Lesley Stahl: Trump told me he attacks media so no one believes negative stories about him

The sinkhole outside the White House is still less destructive than the asshole inside the White House. - OhNoSheTwint

The Deep State Is Coming! The Deep State Is Coming!
President Donald Trump fired off another allegation that a “Criminal Deep State" within the FBI and Department of Justice is pursuing him, after media reports that an FBI informant was embedded in his 2016 presidential campaign.

By not inviting Democrats to this FBI briefing, the White House appears to be, quite literally, politicizing intelligence. - Sam Stein

What, me worry?

Michael Cohen Loses Another Friendship
Michael Cohen, President Trump’s longtime attorney, downplayed his relationship on Wednesday with a taxi business mogul who has agreed to cooperate with government prosecutors.

Here's a fun and true fact: exactly one year into the Watergate investigation, we still hadn't found out about Nixon's tapes - Jeff Tiedrich

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You know if the government has enough info to send me a draft card on my 18th birthday they should just register me to vote me while they’re at it. - David Hogg

Rock The Voter News

• Ex-Obama photographer announces book of 'Shade' on Trump
• Dem. congressman slams Pompeo for hypocrisy over Clinton criticism

Republicans Are Gaining Ground Among Voters
Republicans hold a slim lead over Democrats in a generic ballot among registered voters, a new Reuters poll found, marking the first time the survey showed the GOP ahead in this election cycle.

Going to create a site where the public can rate the core truth of any article & track the credibility score over time of each journalist, editor & publication. Thinking of calling it Pravda … Elon Musk

Tell me more about this criminal deep state, does it operate out of the basement of that pizza parlor that has no basement on the days when Hillary isn't using it for her child sex ring herpa derpa - Jeff Tiedrich

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DO YOU KNOW HOW TO ESCAPE A SINKHOLE- Jesse McLaren

Business/Tech News

• China signals to state giants: 'Buy American' oil and grains
• Survey: Nearly half of Americans can’t cover an unexpected $400 expense
• Famed Vegas Casinos Could Be Hobbled As Thousands Of Workers Authorize Strike
• CBS Amends Lawsuit Against National Amusements, Claims Bylaw Changes Are Invalid

Apparently, the only thing that can embarrass Trump and his fans is having a black president.- LOLGOP

Oh Say Can You See, You Can't Take A Knee
The owners of N.F.L. teams agreed on Wednesday to a new policy for player conduct during the playing of the national anthem, an issue that escalated last season into a national debate that involved President Trump.
Commissioner Roger Goodell said that owners voted to fine teams if their players are on the field or sidelines but do not stand during the national anthem, though players will be allowed to stay in the locker room if they choose. Players had previously been required to be on the field for the anthem

Everything we consider American today we actually stole from Germany. Think about it- hamburgers, hotdogs, fascism. - Jesse McLaren

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Odd News

• Hall of fame to redo soccer star Brandi Chastain plaque
• A New York couple took their 30-year-old son to court because he refused to move out
• Men steal $3,396 worth of quarters from Florida car wash
• Maine police bust men dragging stolen shed down road
• Legend of Loch Ness Monster will be tested with DNA samples

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Australia's Mary River Turtle - with its green Mohican-style hair. Happy World Turtle Day!

Peace.

EPA Doesn't Want AP & CNN Nosing Around

EPA bars AP, CNN from summit on contaminants
The Environmental Protection Agency is barring The Associated Press, CNN and the environmental-focused news organization E&E from a national summit on harmful water contaminants.
The EPA blocked the news organizations from attending Tuesday’s Washington meeting, convened by EPA chief Scott Pruitt.

I believe the only way to save Hawaii is to sacrifice a sitting president to the angry Volcano. - drixy

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

• ‘I’m not aware of that’: DHS secretary claims she hasn’t seen intelligence assessment that Russia helped Trump
• ‘This isn’t Pakistan, b*tch’: Texas driver cuts off foreign student and launches vicious ‘terrorist motherf*cker’ rant
• State Department considered naming Russia a state sponsor of terror -- but Trump administration dropped it
• Venezuela removes top US diplomat, cites conspiracy against government
• Commander says Iran's people will punch US Secretary of State Mike Pompeo in the mouth
• Trump casts doubt on June summit with Kim

North Korea summit could be postponed, says Trump, as he slowly realizes he has been duped.- Richard Hine

Trump Has US/North Korea Memorial Coin Minted
Weird, odd, a dumpster fire': Trump's North Korea summit coin ridiculed. Coin marking nuclear talks that might not happen yet criticised as premature and giving Kim Jong-un unwarranted status

Jared Kushner: Clown Prince
A new cache of emails obtained by the AP show an adviser to the crown prince of Abu Dhabi mocking Jared Kushner as the “clown prince” in an exchange with his partner, a Trump fundraiser.

Former President Obama and Mrs. Obama have just signed a multi-year deal with Netflix. Meanwhile, President Trump has just signed a multi-year deal with Melania.- Conan O'Brien

Republican Shenanigans

• Trump seeks delay in Summer Zervos’ defamation lawsuit
• SE Cupp slams Sarah Sanders: I'm sick of this
• Donald Trump Is Doing Yet Another Thing He Criticized Hillary Clinton Over
• ‘Melania’s escape tunnel caved in’: Internet mocks reports of large sinkhole opening on White House lawn
• Senator Bob Corker turns down Trump's offer to be ambassador to Australia
• GOP rep. still denies last year’s assessment that Russia helped Trump: ‘I want to read the entire report first’
• ‘You’re all going down’: Michael Flynn Jr. just made a dark warning
• US proposes end of grizzly-baiting ban in Alaska's national preserves
• GOP donor made abortion hush payment through Michael Cohen — and scored meeting with Trump one day later
• Florida judge blames his New York upbringing for his decision to call black defendant a racial slur
• Clapper: Ryan and McConnell didn't care about Russia meddling in election as long as Trump won

I like how the New York Times thinks Trump actually wrote "The Art of the Deal"  Or that he has read it. - John Fugelsang

I Wonder Who's Hacked Trump's Cell Phone?
President Donald Trump uses a White House cellphone that isn’t equipped with sophisticated security features designed to shield his communications, according to two senior administration officials — a departure from the practice of his predecessors that potentially exposes him to hacking or surveillance.

In the Obama transition and White House I helped with the  decision to keep his “personal” BlackBerry, subject to restrictions that Trump is now flouting. Those aren’t just about personal safety but national security. Trump doesn’t give a damn. Again. - Norm  Eisen

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In reference to both Hawaiian volcanoes and Trump--two unpredictable forces that spew destruction and noxious hot air--we need to start wearing MAGMA hats: "Make America Great My Ass!" - George Takei

Rock The Voter News

• Hillary Clinton Trolls Donald Trump with Russian Fur Hat at Yale Graduation Speech
• Meghan Markle, Michelle Obama trace families to same metro Atlanta town

Imagine John Gotti demanding that federal officers investigate the federal officers investigating John Gotti — and federal officers agree to help John Gotti and investigate the federal officers investigating John Gotti. This is how badly Trump has corrupted our justice system. - Bill Madden

Bernie Has Been And Still Is Gaming The Democrats
Bernie Sanders is running for the Democratic nomination in Vermont — but he won’t accept it if he wins.
The famously independent senator, who briefly joined the Democratic Party to run in the 2016 New Hampshire presidential primary only to un-enroll later, officially announced Monday that he would seek a third term in the Senate this fall. He also said that he’ll pull the same maneuver that he did in his 2006 and 2012 Senate races: Running as a Democrat, declining the nomination when he wins and then running as an independent.

Man With 20 Rifles Can’t Remember If His Goal To Start Or Stop Violent Overthrow Of Government - The Onion

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Business/Tech News

• Rudy Giuliani won deal for OxyContin maker to continue sales of drug behind opioid deaths
• Harley Davidson is shutting down a US factory and moving jobs to Bangkok after cashing in on Trump’s tax cut
• 70% of Saudi Arabia’s electricity is used for air conditioning

President Trump tweeted yesterday, quote, “I hereby demand and will do so officially tomorrow that the Department of Justice look into whether or not the FBI/DOJ infiltrated or surveilled the Trump campaign for political purposes.” Only Trump could open with the words “I hereby demand” and still be so lazy as to add “but I’ll do it tomorrow.”- Seth Myers

Is Amazon Turning Into Big Brother?
The American Civil Liberties Union and other privacy activists are asking Amazon to stop marketing a powerful facial recognition tool to police, saying law enforcement agencies could use the technology to "easily build a system to automate the identification and tracking of anyone."

Rudy Giuliani said this weekend that special counsel Robert Mueller has promised to finish his investigation into possible wrongdoing by President Trump by September, possibly even August if Giuliani would just stop calling him.- Seth Myers

Good luck breeding those lions

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Odd News

• Lynxes have heated debate at side of Ontario road
• Snake slithers out of man's cereal box, hides in dishwasher
• Residents of a Florida city who received alerts about a power outage were also warned to look out for zombies
• Florida students moved from classrooms after gator sighting
• Grocery sees dirty word in ‘Summa Cum Laude,’ censors cake

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Is that a cowlick?

Peace.