Thursday, January 2, 2025

Trump blames ‘open borders’ for New Orleans, Las Vegas attacks




President-elect Trump blamed the situation at the southern border for the recent attacks in New Orleans and Las Vegas, railing against President Biden for his immigration policies as both cases are being investigated.
The man who plowed a pickup truck into a crowd in New Orleans, killing at least 15 people, has been identified as Shamsud-Din Jabbar — a U.S. citizen from Texas.



Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories. - Gary








The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump


Pete Hegseth Declares End to His Dry January. - Andy Borowitz








Gosh, One Would Think The Bomber's Skills Would Have Been More Sophisticated. Maybe It Was Just Another Cybertruck Catching Fire.



FBI Investigating Whether Cybertruck Design is Act of a Madman. - Andy Borowitz








You wore garbage bags for him. 

You wore diapers for him. 

You wore Tampax on your ears. 

You supported his criminality. 

And now he tells you he will be providing big jobs for immigrants he that he will import. 

This is f--king glorious. - Marlene Robertson







Republican Shenanigans



Mike Johnson’s Prayers to Jesus Going Straight to Voicemail. - Andy Borowitz








Democrats Are Getting Down To Business










If the MAGA civil war results in Mike Johnson’s ouster, that could mean that without a Speaker the House would be unable to certify Trump’s election on… January 6. Has there ever been a more delicious scenario??? - Andy Borowitz











Experts Baffled That Pets in Springfield Stopped Vanishing Immediately After Election. - Andy Borowitz











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Rock The Voter News


Crime rates high? Stop gathering the data. Reject the climate crisis? Don't gather the data. Say anything that fits your narrative. Make up numbers. Ignore factual reality. 

That's what we face. That's why we need to work hard to document what is knowable and true. To push back against the lying. - Steven Beschloss









No Need To Thank Us As We Thank Jimmy









But people need to stop calling it a "conservative" agenda. There is nothing conservative about it. Try christo-fascist, extremist, activist agenda. Pick one of those words. We have a serious word problem here, and everyone just rambles on using "conservative." - Randi Mayem Singer








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Business/Tech News


Elon desperately wants to save the world but only if he is the one to save it. - John Oliver








One Thing Musk and Trump Have In Common: Lying Through Their Teeth









It’s either Thursday or Tuesday but also might be Wednesday. - Molly Jong-Fast










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Monday, December 30, 2024

We lost one of the best in the world.

 





Carter outlived America. - Adam Parkhomenko









Every time Jimmy Carter flew Delta, he shook hands with each person on the plane. Because that's who he was. Someone who treated people as people. - Delta Airlines tweet







Shows how the vaccines always kill you in the end. Jimmy Carter got the diphtheria vaccine in 1934 and died just 90 years later. - Wild Geerters






I once went to see Coretta Scott King speak at NYU when I was a teenager.

She said she had always believed that if Jimmy Carter had been re-elected, race relations would be substantially better in the US. - John Fugelsang







Jimmy Carter is dead, and the U.S. has never reckoned with the "October Surprise" scandal — the fact that the 1980 Reagan campaign colluded with the Iranian government to make sure the American hostages weren't released before the election. This was genuine treason by the GOP. - Jon Schwartz






Evangelicals overwhelmingly chose Ronald Reagan over Jimmy Carter — a literal Sunday school teacher. 

There is no reason to think they will ever return to sanity… - Jess Piper






 

Jimmy Carter left one last parting gift for Trump after his death. Since the American flag flies at half-staff for 30 days at all federal buildings after the death of a former president, on Trump’s inauguration on January 20 all flags will be at half-staff in Carter's honor.  - Jon Cooper





Happy New Year Everyone! Best wishes for you in 2025.



See you on Thursday, January 2, 2025!

Love and peace.

Friday, December 27, 2024

Trump border chief: US-born children of undocumented immigrants "going to be put in a halfway house"




President-elect Donald Trump's "border czar" Tom Homan delivered alarming new logistical details of a forthcoming mass deportation effort,...



Next time the bigots get you down, 
just remember 
that when they are old, 
the senior-care workers 
who who will one day be feeding, 
dressing, & changing them 
are probably all gonna be immigrants. - John Fugelsang







The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump


Trump Proposes Acquiring Iceland to Boost USA’s Supply of Ice. - Andy Borowitz








Apparently, Musk Never Read How to Win Friends and Influence People
Billionaire Trump surrogate Elon Musk endorsed a post on Thursday which suggested Americans were too “retarded” to be hired for skilled jobs.










MAGA: We need to educate more Americans for these tech jobs. 

Also MAGA: We need to shut down the department of education! - Alex Cole









Republican Shenanigans



All this Trumper on Trumper fighting is funny.

Need more popcorn.... - Alex Cole










The incoming felon-elect is willing to send our troops to “take back the Panama Canal” in order to stop their government from investigating his businesses there, but he says that lowering the price of groceries here at home will be “too hard.”

Anyone else see a problem here? - JoJoFromJerz











Seeing Republicans Turn On Each Other, Gives Me A Warm And Fuzzy Feeling
Former New York City mayor Bill de Blasio joked that supporters of President-elect Donald Trump “almost look like Democrats” after turning on Elon Musk after he sided with DOGE co-chair Vivek Ramaswamy in an online clash over H1-B visas and foreign workers.










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Rock The Voter News


Trump has set some sort of presidential record for exhausting people before he is even inaugurated. - Andy Borowitz







But But But The Law Shouldn't Apply To Us!
Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy, co-chairs of President-elect Trump’s new “Department of Government Efficiency,” are defending the tech industry’s reliance on foreign-born engineers as the incoming Trump administration prepares to crack down on immigration.




MAGAs are so upset at Vivek, they want to see his long-form birth certificate. - Alex Cole









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Business/Tech News


I need someone to explain to me why it’s always “if you can’t pay rent, buy fewer lattes and avocado toasts” and not “if you can’t pay your employees a living wage, buy fewer yachts and real estate”. 

Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten. - Andrea Junker








This Is Really Good News!









How come trump didn’t make America great again the first time he was president?












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Odd News



Time To Deflate Photo
Thank God Ledge on the north face of Yosemite’s Half Dome. No way, Jose.


Peace.