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Wednesday, January 31, 2024

Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders signs law restricting release of her travel, security records

Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders signs law restricting release of her travel, security records
Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders signed a law Thursday restricting release of her travel and security records after the Legislature wrapped up a special session marked by a fight to more broadly scale back the state Freedom of Information Act.

How conveeeeeeeeeeeenient.

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

If we could just stop electing adults who believe in Noah’s Ark that would be great. - Jen

When Republican Lies Influence People...
Justin Mohn, a 32-year-old Pennsylvania man, is in police custody after allegedly murdering and decapitating his father, claiming the latter was a “federal employee” and a “traitor.”...Throughout the rant, Mohn spouts several far-right talking points

Melania: "If she gets $83.3 million, I should get about a billion."

Republican Shenanigans

Trump lawyer Alina Habba is the millennial Rudy Giuliani. - Middle Age Riot

Donald Trump threw Alina Habba under the ambulance she was chasing. - Mrs. Betty Bowers

Haley Uses The Age Card

GOP presidential candidate Nikki Haley unveiled a new line of attack on former President Trump and President Biden’s age and mental acuity, calling them “Grumpy Old Men.”

Haley’s campaign said in a Wednesday release that the series will feature various aspects of what the country should expect from Trump and Biden if they are the nominees come November, “More chaos, confusion, drama, and a refusal to debate.”

Melania Considering Marrying E. Jean Carroll. - Andy Borowitz

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Rock The Voter News

DECISION 2024:
Taylor Swift tours America’s stadiums, making millions, while Donald Trump tours America’s courtrooms, losing millions.
I CHOOSE TAYLOR. - Andy Borowitz

Trump Plans to Neutralize Taylor Swift’s Impact By Using “Much Better Singer” Wayne Newton. - Andy Borwitz

Biden Will Visit Toxic Train Derailment Site

President Joe Biden will visit East Palestine, Ohio on the one-year anniversary of the Norfolk Southern train derailment that became a toxic disaster.

The Feb. 3, 2023 derailment of a Norfolk Southern train that was carrying toxic chemicals outraged local residents, caused health and environmental problems, and led to calls for increased regulations. It also led to pressure on the president to visit the site, which he promised to do last March.

Even if you hate Donald Trump, I want you to join me in prayer for him tonight.

Dear God, we pray that Judge Engoron hits the mf with a $400M judgment on Friday.

Amen. 🙏 - Captain Obvious

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Business/Tech News

I’m a hard pass on letting a billionaire put a chip in my brain. - John Collins

So, How Did The Senate Judiciary Hearing Go...

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) on Wednesday blasted Mark Zuckerberg, the CEO of Meta, over the company’s content moderation policies, specifically regarding children and teenagers, which was the subject of a Senate Judiciary Hearing Committee hearing.

“Mr. Zuckerberg, you and the companies before us, I know you don’t mean it to be so, but you have blood on your hands,” Graham said as cheers erupted from spectators in the hearing room.

New national Quinnipiac poll just out:

50% Biden
44% Trump

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Tuesday, January 30, 2024

Internet dysfunction due to the hot high winds. Short edition today.

I told y’all that mfker was high. - Noel Casler

I saw this post on Twitter, er, X, early this morn.

FBI’s honorary employee of the month: Taylor Swift

“Taylor Swift has single-handedly forced every crybaby in America to come out of the shadows and admit their unhinged thoughts on social media. It would take the FBI decades to do that.”

- FBI

I’ve always believed that it takes way more energy to be mean than to be kind. Being a person like Donald Trump must be exhausting. - Andy Borowitz

Trump Asks Clarence Thomas to Loan Him $83 Million. - Andy Borowitz

Thank you for visiting and I will be back in the saddle again tomorrow, barring any more high winds.

Peace.

Monday, January 29, 2024

‘Utter stupidity’: Missouri Republican bids to bring back dueling for senators

‘Utter stupidity’: Missouri Republican bids to bring back dueling for senators

State senator Nick Schroer wants to reintroduce dueling to solve political differences in his statehouse.

Texas challenging the federal government, child labor on the rise, and Missouri republicans trying to duel. The 1800s are back. _ JoshuaPHilll

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Last night’s deadly attack on our troops should remind us we have real enemies in this world that wish us harm. Let’s stop attacking each other and stand strong as one people and one nation. . - Gov. Andy Beshear

No One Is Surprised At Trump's Abuse of the White House Pharmacy.

The White House pharmacy under the Trump administration flouted federal regulations by doling out prescription pills, including stimulants and sedatives, to ineligible staffers without keeping adequate records, according to a scathing government report released this month.

“Severe and systemic problems” were found in “all phases of the White House Medical Unit’s pharmacy operations,” the Department of Defense’s Office of the Inspector General found.

Who else isn't surprised that Donald Trump is a bigger drug addict than Adolf Hitler was? - MayoIsSpicyy

Republican Shenanigans

Millions of Americans Beg Trump to Defame Them. - Andy Borowitz

Donald Trump was convicted and found liable for sexual assault. Ask yourself if supporting a rapist for President reflects your family values. - The Lincoln Project

Tax Fraud Is What Got Al Capone Imprisoned. :)

Always read the footnotes.

That’s where former federal judge Barbara Jones, the court-appointed special monitor in Donald Trump’s New York business fraud case, just planted a financial bombshell that legal experts say suggests Trump lied knowingly and repeatedly on his federal financial disclosures about a major loan that never existed—and may have evaded taxes on $48 million in income.

Pence Says He Would Be Terrified to Be Alone in the GOP Race with a Woman. - Andy Borowitz

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Rock The Voter News

Religious conservatives working with authoritarian government is exactly what got Jesus killed. - John Fugelsang

Oklahoma GOP Censures Their U.S. Senator. Their Neighbor, Missouri, Probably Favors A Duel.
The Oklahoma Republican Party approved a resolution Saturday censuring Sen. James Lankford, R-Okla., and attacking the Republican lawmaker for negotiating with Democrats on a potential border deal...The resolution also calls on Lankford to “cease and desist jeopardizing the security and liberty” of Americans.

The immigration deal – which has not yet been finalized – would reportedly make it harder for migrants to claim asylum, make it easier for U.S. officials to deport migrants who have remained in the country illegally, expand detention capacity and add Border Patrol staff.

Can someone please explain why Trump can walk around threatening Jurors, Prosecutors, Judges, Generals, Congressional members, Media conglomerates, Aides, etc., when he has 4 arrests and 91 Felonies, and NOTHING happens to him? - Brandon Unger

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Business/Tech News

If you don't think Donald Trump will end up in prison, remember, nobody thought he would end up in the White House either. - Middle Age Riot

Wow. The House of Representatives Has Been Subpoenaed By The DOJ.

The House of Representatives revealed on Monday it has been subpoenaed by the Department of Justice as part of a grand jury investigation. It is unclear what the DOJ is investigating.

Elon didn't just block Taylor Swift on Twitter. He literally blocked *EVERYONE* from even searching for her on Twitter. What kind of weak ass snowflake behavior is that? - BlackKnight10K

I Hope Taylor Swift Sings The National Anthem At The Super Bowl

Money talks and Taylor Swift is certainly not the problem for the NFL.

The pop megastar has been a financial boon for the NFL and for the Kansas City Chiefs in the wake of her romance with star tight end Travis Kelce, according to a new report.

Front Office Sports recently reported that Swift has created a “brand value” of $331.5 million for the Chiefs and the NFL, citing data from Apex Marketing Group.

Jesus washed his disciples' feet. Republican Jesus would mow them down with an AR15. - MiMagaWatch

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