Friday, January 26, 2024

GOP Governors Have Already Sent Troops to Texas Amid 'Civil War' Fears



A number of 25 Republican-led states have sent soldiers to the Texas border to help combat illegal immigration, and more could be headed to the Lone Star...




Dear Texas
If you agree to secede within the next 48 hours we will throw in Florida as a parting gift

Regards

America - KidsRFirst








The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans


The state that couldn't stop a school shooter with a single AR-15 for over an hour wants to take on the entire US military.

Mess with Texas. - Patrick S. Tomlinson







Challenger To Putin Should Avoid Balconies








I just don't think "please stop drowning children with razor wire" is a big ask. - Thor Benson





In addition to a mental competency test Nikki Haley should force Trump to take a makeup application test. - Andy Borowitz







Another Dead End In The Hunter Biden Investigation. Yawn.




Trump to his lawyer: “Why should I pay E. Jean Carroll when I’m not even going to pay you?” - Andy Borowitz









Religious conservatives meddling in authoritarian government is technically what got Jesus killed.. - John Fugelsang







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Rock The Voter News

It's wild watching the dudes who couldn't take out a single guy in a school in Uvalde talkin bout a civil war with the federal government. I know your history books are fukced up down there but feel free to google who won the first civil war. - BlackKnight10K







Grotesque Execution By Alabama



Stop thinking killing people is a good response to killing people.
That's my TED talk. - Victoria Brownsworth







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Thanks to President Biden’s infrastructure bill, remote locations on the Navajo Nation reservation are receiving electricity and broadband — for the first time, EVER. - Lakota Man







Business/Tech News






Given that Russia has already taken out Ukraine's oil refineries, it would be appropriate that Ukraine takes out Russia's oil refineries. - Anders Aslund









 Apparently, Tesla Investors Are Losing Faith In The Muskrat







Maybe Jesus hasn't returned because he is horrified by the Evangelicals who are waiting for him? - Brandon Unger



Thursday, January 25, 2024

'Trainwreck': Conservative GOP senators break on border, Ukraine deal as Donald Trump pressures Republicans

Conservative Republican senators are growing weary of bipartisan border and Ukraine talks as Donald Trump looms in the background.



I guess I can't believe Mitch is going to abandon Ukraine, after everything he's said about it. I also can't believe Biden will passively let this happen. This is the moment for these two old pols, born during WW2, to step up and do the right thing for the country and the world. - Bill Kristol




Texas Gov Greg Abbott should be arrested for sedition after in essence threatening to secede from the USA. The lesson from 1860 is you can't give these traitors an inch. Arrest them now!! - Dean Obeidallah








I don't know why I should be surprised by Republicans' refusal to fix the border problem, for fear of giving Joe Biden a "win." This is the same party that kept hostages in Iran while Carter was in office so that Reagan could be in office when they were released. - Paula Poundstone












Any word from the Mainstream Media about that missing, Top Secret Russia File, that Trump has not returned?

Seems kind of important. - Brandon Unger








Republican Shenanigans


Nikki Haley: There were 14 people in this race. There were a lot of fellas. It's now one fella and one lady left.

Stephen Colbert: It's pronounced "felon."







Oo, Oo, House Republicans Investigating A House Republican!
The House ethics panel investigating far-right Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) has contacted multiple new witnesses and begun interviews, according to ABC News. The House Ethics Committee reopened its probe into Gaetz in July, after the Department of Justice’s sex-trafficking investigation closed without charging the Florida congressman. Gaetz has been accused of sexual misconduct, drug use, and public corruption. In a statement to ABC News, Gaetz mocked the Republican-led panel, saying, “It’s great to see the Ethics Committee has interests beyond trading stocks. They seem to be quite the unusual whales.”



Matt Gaetz sought a pardon for sex trafficking, which is something you only do when you are absolutely not a sex trafficker. - Middle Age Riot










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Just a reminder that Joe Biden got 68,000 votes in the New Hampshire primary. Trump who is strutting around pretending to be important got only 59,000. - Kate










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Business/Tech News


I don’t think that people realize that Benjamin Netanyahu desperately wants Joe Biden to lose this election. Bibi wants his bestie Donald back. - Santiago Mayer







Elon Musk May Have Some Powerful Competition From Porche

Elon Musk's Tesla  (TSLA)  may offer the Model Y performance to customers looking for something a bit faster than the run-of-the-mill EV, but it may not be enough to perform against Porsche's new machine.


Wednesday, January 24, 2024

'I just love you': Tim Scott and Donald Trump's other challengers fall in line


'I just love you': Tim Scott and Donald Trump's other challengers fall in line
Donald Trump shared the stage at his New Hampshire victory party on Tuesday night with a team of former rivals and young conservative stars.



Just when I thought Tim Scott couldn’t be more pathetic... - Julius Kim






The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans


Trump tried to have his last VP killed, so maybe don't be so eager to take that job when Trump's arguing in court for total immunity from any crime. - Victoria Brownworth




Creepy Image Trump posted of himself with three feet and praying hand on fire.




Proud Boy Insults Judge, Gets Six Years. I Guess Insults Don't Work!








A man who cannot even refrain from defaming a woman while literally on trial for defaming her is the last person on earth who should be trusted with the nuclear codes.
--Andrew Wortman







Republican Shenanigans


Even in victory, Trump is unable to be gracious.
Think about it, Republicans. - Stephen King







Dear God, Republicans Sure Love Children -- To Work.










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Rock The Voter News


In New Hampshire, thousands of Biden voters wrote in his name; meanwhile, fortunately for Trump, his voters were not required to know how to write. - Andy Borowitz

 





If This Isn't Cruel & Unusual Punishment Than Nothing Is
Alabama intends to carry out the first known execution by nitrogen gas this week, when it’s scheduled to put to death Kenneth Smith some 14 months after failing to carry out his capital punishment by lethal injection.







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Business/Tech News

In the state of Texas, an 18 year old can purchase two AR-15s and 1,600 rounds of ammo, but a woman carrying a non-viable fetus which may KILL her cannot get an abortion.

Enough. - JoJoFromJerz







Good News For A Change




Nikki Haley is not gonna win the primaries. Sorry. It would be like some lady popping into Jonestown with pitchers of lemonade and convincing everyone to drink her beverage instead. - Jeremy Newberger











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Odd News



Time To Deflate Photo
Tamul Falls, Mexico. Anyone up for paragliding?


Peace.