Thursday, December 7, 2023

Mike Johnson Compares Himself to Moses While Claiming God Led Him to ‘Red Sea Moment’ for the House GOP

House Speaker Mike Johnson leaned heavily into his religious convictions as he drew a connection between himself and the prophet Moses.



If Mike Johnson doesn't believe this, he's a manipulative cynic. If he does, he's psychotic. Either way, he'a a massive megalomaniac. 

If he wants to pretend he's Moses, he can start by removing himself to the desert for 40 years. - Mary L. Trump






The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans


The same people who attacked Obama for being weak with Putin in 2014 are now being weak with Putin in 2023. - Adam Kinzinger








Putin Is So Pleased...
U.S. Senate leaders vowed on Thursday to keep trying to reach an agreement to provide billions of dollars in new security aid to Ukraine, but faced uncertainty about doing so quickly after Republicans blocked a sweeping foreign security assistance bill.








History will judge us harshly if we turn our back on freedom’s cause in Ukraine.  

We can’t let Putin win. - President Biden







Republican Shenanigans



How sad it is that some individuals believe that scientists, scholars, historians, economists, and journalists have devoted their entire lives to deceiving them, while a reality TV star with decades of fraud & exhaustively documented lying is their only beacon of truth & honesty. - Alicia







Anyone Taking Bets That The Speaker Is Going To Somehow, Someway, Abuse This?
Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) is taking heat from the hard-right conservative wing of his conference over the addition of a short-term extension of the nation’s warrantless surveillance powers in the defense authorization bill. 









In most countries, if someone thinks that they are Moses, they get mental health treatment but in the United States they get to be speaker of the house. - Dave Matt







24 hrs. of listening to MSNBC fawn over Liz Cheney and pine for the grand old days of her father’s Republican Party has made me ill. FFS people! Have we forgotten who Dick Cheney was and what the party was like while he was in power? - Dave_H64










Vivek Ramaswamy is a compulsive liar who's borderline insane and devoid of any actual ideas. That means he has a very bright future in the GOP. - tooronlists









Big Shoutout To This Brave Texas Judge



A Texas judge has granted a pregnant woman permission to have an abortion and the state will likely appeal.

It’s beyond disgusting that a judge or anyone can instruct a woman or block her from making choices about her health and body. Fascist republicans must be stopped. - Ricky Davila







What kind of sh-thole country forces a woman to beg a judge’s permission to have healthcare. - Jeff Tiedrich






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Business/Tech News

The Republican Party never hesitates to ask Americans to make sacrifices for the benefit of Billionaires. - Sgt. Joker






I'd Try This Place Out As Long As They Serve Those Fried Apple Pies







The GOP would rather have blood flowing in the streets than give up that sweet sweet NRA money. - TheUSASingers






I served with Moses. I knew Moses. Moses was a friend of mine. Speaker Johnson, you're no Moses.






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Wednesday, December 6, 2023

McCarthy is McLeavin'

Rep. Kevin McCarthy said Wednesday he will resign from Congress at the end of this month.


With George Santos, Kevin McCarthy, and Bill Johnson leaving Congress, Republicans will now be down to a 1 seat majority.

Hakeem Jeffries could become Speaker solely because of Republicans’ own dysfunction. - Brian Cohen



FROM THIS




TO THIS



The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump


1,064 days later and not one single Republican member of Congress has been indicted for their role in January 6.

Not one. - Don Winslow







Dear God, Putin Has Control of the GOP Senate



Y'all acting like Hamas didn't meet with Putin 2 weeks ago. - Mr. Weeks








At a time when some 16,000 Palestinians have been killed in the last 2 months, two-thirds women and children, & 1.8 million displaced from their homes, NO. I don't think it's a good idea to hand another $10 billion to Israel's right-wing extremist government no strings attached. - Sen. Bernie Sanders









Republican Shenanigans


Nancy Pelosi is 25 years older than Kevin McCarthy. 

One continues to be a successful member of Congress. The other is a burnout failure. 

One defended our nation’s Capitol at 80+. The other sold out our democracy for nothing.

Younger does not equate to better. - Kaivon Shroff







Where In The World Is Rudy Giuliani?




Like many, Kevin will never get the stink of Trump off him. - Molly Ploofkins








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Rock The Voter News


He didn't show up at my inauguration, which I can't say was a disappointment. My guess is he won't show up at my next inauguration. - Joe Biden








Evangelical groups in Texas are opposed to sports betting because they fear it will attract an "unsavory element" to their state.

That ship has f-cking sailed. - Middle Age Riot






Deadly Lemonade For Some?
Panera is being sued again after another customer is said to have died after consuming the chain’s caffeinated lemonade.








"Matt Gaetz belongs in jail." - Kevin McCarthy, ruining his reputation by telling the truth. - Middle Age Riot






Tuesday, December 5, 2023

Two new Supreme Court cases ask if there is a right to medically necessary abortion

A federal law requires most hospitals to perform emergency abortions. The question is whether a Republican Supreme Court will enforce it.



Supreme Court Rules Anyone Who Had Abortion Under Roe Must Be Re-Impregnated. - The Onion






The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans


Sen. Chuck Schumer: Ronald Reagan would be rolling in his grave if he saw his Republican Party letting Vladimir Putin roll through Europe.







Even Jake Tapper Was Taken Aback...
CNN anchor Jake Tapper was visibly disgusted after Mark Regev, a senior adviser to Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, victim-blamed nine members of a CNN producer’s family who were killed during Israel’s bombing in Gaza.








Every Word Besides ‘Children’ Used To Describe Palestinians Under 18. - The Onion





Why can't anyone ever ask Liz Cheney live on tv why she blocked subpoenas for Ginni Thomas? She damned sure left that part out of her book. - BlackKnight10K








DeSantis Throws Some Loose Change to FSU








I still don't understand why Marjorie Taylor Greene wasn't charged with a crime for showing naked photos of Hunter Biden on the House floor. These people just get away with everything. - Victoria Brownworth










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Rock The Voter News


Biden’s Approval Rating Skyrockets After Announcing He Taking Nation To The Circus. - The Onion








Senate Republicans Would Impeach Biden In A Heartbeat









How many of you have paid your kid’s car payments?
We’re all going to prison. - Woman In The Moon








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Business/Tech News


We’ve created close to 800,000 manufacturing jobs since I’ve taken office. - Joe Biden









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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo

The Caryatids represented the women of Caryae, who were doomed to hard labour because the town sided with the Persians in 480 bc. The one of the left had her arm pulled completely out of its socket.

Peace.