Thursday, September 14, 2023

McCarthy drops f-bomb, venting frustration with GOP members

House Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) vented his frustration about the hard-line conservatives holding up appropriations, dropping an expletive as he dared his fiercest critics to attempt a vote to oust him.



Freedom Caucus Forces McCarthy to Also Impeach Jill Biden. - Andy Borowitz







The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans


I’ll bet two-years worth of morning coffee on this: I predict that before Trump’s trials are done, the world will have been shown compelling evidence-in a court of law-that Donald John Trump was a spy…right from the start. - Jack Hopkins






DOJ Threatened By Hunter Biden Lynchers
Prosecutors and FBI agents involved in the Hunter Biden investigation have been the targets of threats and harassment by people who think they haven’t been tough enough on the president’s son, according to government officials and congressional testimony obtained exclusively by NBC News.




I'm voting for Hunter Biden's father. - John Pavlovitz



Well, Hunter Biden Indicted On Gun Charges After 5 Years of Investigation
Hunter Biden has been formally indicted on three federal charges stemming from his illegal possession of a gun as a drug user. The combined charged carry up to 10 years in prison if the son of President Joe Biden is convicted.








It's interesting that Hunter Biden's been indicted for owning guns while using narcotics, activities which most MAGA folks consider basic civil rights. - Paul Rudnick








Biden has weaponized the Department of Justice against his own son’s second amendment rights. - southpaw







Republican Shenanigans


Republicans Demand Biden Tell Them Why They Are Impeaching Him. - Andy Borowitz






Tit For Tat: Democrat Reminds Republicans of Jared Kushner's Foreign Business Dealings 
Rep. Jared Moskowitz (D-FL) lambasted Republicans during a committee hearing on Wednesday over their impeachment inquiry into President Joe Biden for his family’s foreign business dealings by pointing a finger at Jared Kushner.



People praising Mitt Romney and Chris Christie for being anti-Trump haven’t seen the prequels. - Frank Conniff












DeSantis Only Wants Elderly To Get Covid Boosters
In a deviation from federal recommendations, Florida Gov. DeSantis' administration is advising residents under the age of 65 not to get the new Covid boosters from Pfizer and Moderna.








Just read a very real headline that said “DeSantis doesn’t rule out using missiles against Mexico” so I’m logging off and throwing my phone into the sea. - OhNoSheTwitnt




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Business/Tech News


The Proud Boys hired a documentary filmmaker to record their attempt to violently overthrow the government.

They ain't called the Smart Boys for a reason. - Middle Age Riot







Mexican Drug Lord's Wife Released From Prison
The wife of Mexican drug kingpin Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman was released from prison on Wednesday. She was sentenced to 36 months in prison and 4 years of supervised release following her 2021 arrest. 



I saw El Chapo trending, and I wondered if he was running for the Republican nomination. - Paul Poundstone






I know this isn’t constructive or helpful but I kinda wish Jews were as all-powerful as antisemites claim that we are because I really want to control the weather. - OhNoSheTwitnt



Wednesday, September 13, 2023

White House Spokesman on Column Calling for Biden Not to Seek Reelection: Won't Focus on 'Political Attacks'

The Washington Post columnist wrote that if Biden seeks a second term, he could undo his 'greatest achievement': Stopping former Trump from...




In 2016, Trump campaign and the media told us Hillary was critically ill, could barely walk, and was going to be dead within weeks from a deliberately concealed terminal medical condition.

I guess she got better. - The March Hare








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If Biden's too old then Trump is too, next question. - Liam Nissan








Maybe Kim Jong Un Can Help Putin With Missiles
Russia has managed to overcome sanctions and export controls imposed by the West to expand its missile production beyond prewar levels, according to U.S., European and Ukrainian officials, leaving Ukraine especially vulnerable to intensified attacks in the coming months.



I've lost more ships to a country without a navy in a land war.

I remain a master strategist. - Darth Putin







Republican Shenanigans






People who idolize Reagan but who are suddenly worried about Biden's mental acuity can call me back when Dr. Jill Biden takes up astrology. - Stonekettle








Lauren Boebert Removed From Beetlejuice Musical. LOL.
U.S. Rep. Lauren Boebert was escorted out of a Sunday night performance of the “Beetlejuice” musical in downtown Denver, accused by venue officials of vaping, singing, recording and “causing a disturbance” during the performance.






So Lauren Boebert is the type of person who sings aloud at musicals, drowning out the professional singers you came to hear?

I bet she also talks loudly via speakerphone in crowded elevators. - Mrs. Betty Bowers






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Rock The Voter News

If Republicans are going to launch an inquiry into anything it should be an inquiry into what the hell happened to the Republican party. - Paula Poundstone






Hunter Biden Sues Former Trump Aide. a.k.a. Payback's a Beeotch.



Rep. Goldman (D-NY): One of Trump’s impeachments was because he tried to extort the President of Ukraine to investigate Hunter Biden. The President of Ukraine refused. Unfortunately, House Republicans don’t have the spine President Zelenskyy has…







I wonder why Kevin McCarthy, Marjorie Taylor Greene, and Matt Gaetz want Kamala Harris to be president so badly.  - Mrs. Betty Bowers






Republican Impeachment Articles Accuse Biden of Affair with Monica Lewinsky In Benghazi. - Andy Borowitz






Fox News Facing More Lawsuits For Promoting Election Lies. Why Am I Laughing?



The people are responsible for the character of their Congress. If that body be ignorant, reckless, and corrupt, it is because the people tolerate ignorance, recklessness, and corruption. - Congressman James Garfield, 1877









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Time To Deflate Photo
This is a Bearded Reedling or a decorated marshmallow.


Peace.


Tuesday, September 12, 2023

McCarthy calls for formal impeachment inquiry into Biden amid pressure from conservatives

House Speaker Kevin McCarthy announced Tuesday he is calling on his committees to open a formal impeachment inquiry into President Joe Biden...



No one tell Republicans that if they do succeed in removing Biden from office...

...we'll get the nation's first black female president. 

Let it be a surprise. - Stonekettle







The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans


Donald Trump must be f-ing heartbroken that he didn't get invited to Vlad Putin and Kim Jong-un's big despot sleepover. - Jeff Tiedrich






l like hearing "Don't politicize 9/11" from people who politicized 9/11 to justify torture & invade the wrong country. - John Fugelsang














Marjorie Taylor Greene demanded that states secede from our union on the 22nd anniversary of 9/11

Mike Flynn calls for civil war

Bannon is threatening 4000 shock troops against our Capitol

Tuberville is weakening our military 

The coup was an inside job and it’s still ONGOING. - Lindy Li







Republican Shenanigans


An NFL 9/11 truther getting knocked out of his first career NY start on 9/11 is some cosmic poetic sh*t. - JustJoshFromNH







MAGA: “How dare Biden be in Alaska on 9/11.”

Also: 
“Trump invited Taliban to Camp David on 9/11.” - NotHoodlum









Republican Up To His Neck In Corruption, Wants His Corrupt Money Back. LOL. Good Luck With That.







No decent human being should still be voting Republican. - John Pavlovitz









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So: 
Biden is 80.
Trump is 77.
Biden is lean, active, walks, bikes, does pilates.
Trump is overweight, sedentary, rides a golf cart, eats fast food, has memory problems.
Why are there dozens of stories on Biden's age and fitness but none on Trump's? It's media malpractice, right? - Victoria Brownworth







More Catholic Sex Abuse Revealed In Switzerland
A sweeping, year-long study of sex abuse by Catholic priests and others in Switzerland published Tuesday has turned up more than 1,000 cases since the mid-20th century, as the Swiss church becomes the latest in Europe to reckon with the abuse scandal.



Trump Calls Biden Pathetic For Needing Hunter’s Help to Get Impeached. - Andy Borowitz






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Business/Tech News

Musk now says he wouldn’t have screwed Ukraine in Crimea had the White House asked him not to.

So... is he now admitting that he was consulting with the Kremlin but *not* the White House on how to handle Starlink in Ukraine?

What the hell? Why not check in with the White House? - Seth Abramson






Google Is About To Get Googled
The Justice Department is accusing Google of shouldering out competitors by making deals with phone makers to be the dominant search engine on their devices. The trial begins Tuesday and could go on for weeks.



Seize the moments of happiness, love & be loved...the only reality in the world, all else is folly. - Leo Tolstoy