Thursday, September 14, 2023

McCarthy drops f-bomb, venting frustration with GOP members

House Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) vented his frustration about the hard-line conservatives holding up appropriations, dropping an expletive as he dared his fiercest critics to attempt a vote to oust him.

Freedom Caucus Forces McCarthy to Also Impeach Jill Biden. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

I’ll bet two-years worth of morning coffee on this: I predict that before Trump’s trials are done, the world will have been shown compelling evidence-in a court of law-that Donald John Trump was a spy…right from the start. - Jack Hopkins

DOJ Threatened By Hunter Biden Lynchers
Prosecutors and FBI agents involved in the Hunter Biden investigation have been the targets of threats and harassment by people who think they haven’t been tough enough on the president’s son, according to government officials and congressional testimony obtained exclusively by NBC News.

I'm voting for Hunter Biden's father. - John Pavlovitz

Well, Hunter Biden Indicted On Gun Charges After 5 Years of Investigation
Hunter Biden has been formally indicted on three federal charges stemming from his illegal possession of a gun as a drug user. The combined charged carry up to 10 years in prison if the son of President Joe Biden is convicted.

It's interesting that Hunter Biden's been indicted for owning guns while using narcotics, activities which most MAGA folks consider basic civil rights. - Paul Rudnick

Biden has weaponized the Department of Justice against his own son’s second amendment rights. - southpaw

Republican Shenanigans

Republicans Demand Biden Tell Them Why They Are Impeaching Him. - Andy Borowitz

Tit For Tat: Democrat Reminds Republicans of Jared Kushner's Foreign Business Dealings 
Rep. Jared Moskowitz (D-FL) lambasted Republicans during a committee hearing on Wednesday over their impeachment inquiry into President Joe Biden for his family’s foreign business dealings by pointing a finger at Jared Kushner.

People praising Mitt Romney and Chris Christie for being anti-Trump haven’t seen the prequels. - Frank Conniff

DeSantis Only Wants Elderly To Get Covid Boosters
In a deviation from federal recommendations, Florida Gov. DeSantis' administration is advising residents under the age of 65 not to get the new Covid boosters from Pfizer and Moderna.

Just read a very real headline that said “DeSantis doesn’t rule out using missiles against Mexico” so I’m logging off and throwing my phone into the sea. - OhNoSheTwitnt


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The Proud Boys hired a documentary filmmaker to record their attempt to violently overthrow the government.

They ain't called the Smart Boys for a reason. - Middle Age Riot

Mexican Drug Lord's Wife Released From Prison
The wife of Mexican drug kingpin Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman was released from prison on Wednesday. She was sentenced to 36 months in prison and 4 years of supervised release following her 2021 arrest. 

I saw El Chapo trending, and I wondered if he was running for the Republican nomination. - Paul Poundstone

I know this isn’t constructive or helpful but I kinda wish Jews were as all-powerful as antisemites claim that we are because I really want to control the weather. - OhNoSheTwitnt

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