Friday, July 7, 2023

McEnany breaks with Trump: ‘No way’ cocaine at White House is Hunter Biden’s

Former White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany threw cold water on the suggestion the cocaine found at The White House over the holiday weekend could have belonged to

I almost had a heart attack. Kayleigh McEnany spoke the truth! What is going on? - Piyush Mittal tweet





The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

I promise you, mark my words:

When Trump dies, a sect of his followers will form to say he rose from the dead and is their messiah. - Tennesseine tweet





Meanwhile, Back In Ukraine...
Russia could stage an explosion at the Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant to halt Ukrainian advances on the battlefield, President Volodymyr Zelenskyy warned in a wide-ranging new interview with ABC News that was previewed on "World News with David Muir" on Thursday.



You think it's bad when billionaires buy social media sites, just wait till you find out what happens when they buy elections and Supreme Court justices. - Crewcrew tweet






Republican Shenanigans

Boebert Versus Greene Eclipses Musk Versus Zuckerberg As Nation’s Most Eagerly Awaited Cage Fight. - Andy Borowitz






Marjorie 3 Names Removed By Freedom Caucus. LOL.


Marjorie Taylor Greene getting expelled from the Freedom Caucus for calling Lauren Boebert a “little bitch” is like getting kicked out of the Klan for using the n-word during a cross-burning.  - Michael Harriot tweet


Who cares if there was some coke at the White House my god. 

It was a small bag…people are acting like they discovered Hunter digging an El Chapo tunnel and Jill Biden was hauling in kilos. - Yashir Ali tweet


 





The GOP Will Be As Successful Investigating Cocaine in the White House As They Were Investigating Benghazi



Donald Trump Jr. is even more desperate for his father to return to the White House now that he's heard there might be some cocaine there. - Middle Age Riot








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Business/Tech News


Everyone knows what Mark Zuckerberg has wrought.

You shouldn’t trust him with anything, let alone a new social media site.

Feel like I’m taking crazy pills. - Jared Yates Sexton tweet







The War On Christmas Has Started Early This Year
"Store Closing" and "Everything Must Go" signs were seen in windows of the Christmas Tree Shops location in Orange on Friday morning as the chain began its liquidation sales across all of its stores. 







“Worms don't know that humans who pass by are intelligent, so no reason to think humans would know if alien super-race did same”
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No word on the house offer, yet. Sigh.


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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo
Heavenly pit, world's deepest sinkhole is in China.


Peace.


Thursday, July 6, 2023

Made an offer on a precious property


  • 9:00 am this morn: Viewed the newly built, almost finished property with the owner
  • 10:00 am: Sent photos and commentary to my son.
  • 1:00 pm: Contacted the lawyer to make an offer
  • Currently: nervously waiting to hear if the offer is accepted.

So, I am unable to post a new edition. Mea culpa for any humor inconvenience.


See you tomorrow. Thank you for visiting!




Peace.

Wednesday, July 5, 2023

Trump Ramps Up Calls for Americans to Hit the Streets on His Behalf: Do People ‘EVEN HAVE A CHOICE BUT TO PROTEST?’

Trump Ramps Up Calls for Americans to Hit the Streets on His Behalf: Do People ‘EVEN HAVE A CHOICE BUT TO PROTEST?’
Former President Donald Trump is escalating his calls for Americans to protest on his behalf.
In a post to his Truth Social platform Wednesday morning, the former president went on an all-caps rant denouncing the state of the country.


trump needs to keep truthing

the more nonsense he screams, the stronger he gets in the gop

the stronger he gets in the gop, the more the gop will get destroyed in 2024






The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

I like how Joe Biden never begs me to pay his legal expenses. - John Collins tweet






I Guess He Will Have To Shoot Someone On 5th Avenue Before The DOJ Arrests Him
A man arrested last week for breaching the Capitol on Jan. 6 drove a van full of weapons to Barack Obama’s neighborhood before his June 30 arrest, appearing to target the former president’s home after a Truth Social post from Donald Trump that identified the Obama family’s Kalorama address, prosecutors say.








Moms for Liberty = Assholes with Casseroles. - Liam Nissan







Republican Shenanigans

RON DESANTIS: “The Lord wants me to be president!”

THE LORD: I sent you a sign, I rained on your parade. - AHNC






Cocaine Found In White House West Wing, No Where Near The President
The White House was temporarily closed on Sunday evening after Secret Service agents discovered a white powder substance suspected to be cocaine inside a work area in the West Wing.



Mysterious White Powder Found In West Wing Identified As President Biden - The Onion







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Rock The Voter News





Students Get Debts Forgiven By Declaring Themselves Failed Banks. - Andy Borowitz







Unforeseen Circumstances: Aussies Don't Like Don Jr.?
The eldest son of former President Donald Trump was due to speak in Brisbane, Melbourne and Sydney starting Sunday, amid calls he be banned from visiting the country. But Turning Point Australia, which is promoting the events, said on its website Wednesday that Trump’s engagements were postponed “due to unforeseen circumstances.”









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Business/Tech News

Elon Musk Demands Users Come Into Twitter Office to Read Tweets. - Andy Borowitz





Of Course, Tom Cotton Wants To Get To The Bottom Of Cocaine In The West Wing, So He Can Blame It On A Biden



So if I'm following this right, Joe Biden is almost dead, a bleary-brained codger incapable of forming a sentence, and is ALSO a rabid coke fiend and a criminal mastermind who has eluded justice for decades and heads up a family of global profiteers. - Rex Huppke tweet








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