Friday, May 5, 2023

Fox sends cease-and-desist letter to Media Matters over leaked Tucker Carlson footage


Fox sends cease-and-desist letter to Media Matters over leaked Tucker Carlson footage
Fox Corp., the parent company of Fox News, has sent a cease-and-desist letter to Media Matters for America over its publication of leaked videos showing Tucker Carlson, a former host at the network, making crude and offensive comments off the air.


LOL. It reminds me of the time Joe Scarborough sent me , lil old me, a cease and desist order in 2006. I didn't cease and desist and he never followed up.






The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Proud Boys Seek Reduced Sentence By Changing Name to Pathetic Boys. - Andy Borowitz






Apparently, Kellyanne Conway Laundered Money To Ginni Thomas. Isn't That Illegal?
In 2012, famed conservative legal activist Leonard Leo used Kellyanne Conway’s polling company to funnel at least $80,000 to Ginni Thomas, the wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, according to documents review by the Washington Post.



WHY DO I NOT HAVE A GENEROUS BILLIONAIRE FRIEND WITH YACHTS?!?! - Rex Huppke tweet







Wealthy G.O.P. Donor Paid for Ginni Thomas’s Fur Pelts and Horns. - Andy Borowitz







Republican Shenanigans

Clarence Thomas Promises To Adopt Code Of Ethics For The Right Price. - The Onion






Wouldn't It Be Loverly If The Saudis Are Caught Up In Trump's Classified Docs and Golf?






This week’s recap:

Wire fraud has entered the chat. 

Trump test cases successful.

Merrick issues his own version of “the best is yet to come”.

Insider witness.

Teeing it up on the Saudi links. - 7Veritas4 tweet






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Rock The Voter News

I'm wondering if Donald went to the UK this week because he thought the British Royal Family would, of course, *have* to invite him to the coronation.

And he got miffed that no invite came. And that is why he "cut short" his trip.

Either way, that's what I'm telling people. - Mrs. Betty Bowers tweet







All these Republicans saying Happy Cinco de Mayo like they weren't shouting "Build the wall" a few years ago. - Alex Cole tweet




GO MICHIGAN!
The Michigan Attorney Grievance Commission filed a complaint with the state's Attorney Discipline Board recommending disciplinary action against Sidney Powell and the team of lawyers that filed a conspiracy-laden lawsuit to overturn the 2020 election.







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This Begs The Question, "Will Florida Real Estate Values Increase or Decrease?"







Your daily reminder that Jesus had two dads —  and he came out ok. - Lakota Man tweet









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Thursday, May 4, 2023

Proud Boys, Enrique Tarrio found guilty in seditious conspiracy trial verdict


Washington — The one-time president of the far-right Proud Boys group Enrique Tarrio and three subordinates were convicted of numerous.



Seditious conspiracy is something all the Republicans involved with fake electors will want to Google. - Rachael Bitecofer tweet






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If Donald isn’t appearing in the E Jean Carroll Case - as Tacopants confirmed this morning - then I wonder what the REAL reason is for cutting his UK trip short. - MuellerSheWrote tweet







Russia Blames U.S. For Flimsy Drone Attack








Ted Cruz is not a proud father or husband. He’s a Proud Boy wearing a Brooks Brothers suit. - Captain Obvious







Republican Shenanigans

JESUS: “When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the churches & on the street corners to be seen by others. When you pray, go into your room, close the door, and pray unseen.” Matthew 6:5-6

GOP: "Let's have a public #NationalDayofPrayer!" - Mrs. Betty Bowers tweet







Apparently, The Question Should Be, "What Hasn't Clarence Thomas Accepted From Harlan Crow?"
Republican megadonor Harlan Crow paid private boarding school tuition for the grandnephew of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, according to a report Thursday in ProPublica that was likely to bring a fresh round of scrutiny to both Thomas and the ethics practices at the nation's highest court.



The $274k salary of a SCOTUS Justice goes a long way if they never have to pay for a f-cking thing themselves. - Jeff Timmer tweet






By tomorrow we're going to learn that Clarence Thomas has a large back deck made entirely of stacks of $1,000 bills his close friend Harlan Crow gifted him for "minor back-deck enhancements" because that's just the kind of pal he is. - Rex Huppke tweet








Welcome to America, where the highest court has the lowest standards. - Andrea Junker tweet






Good For You, Mary Trump!
Donald Trump has been ordered to pay all attorneys fees, legal expenses, and “associated costs” after a New York judge threw out his court case against The New York Times and his niece, Mary Trump.


Remember when we wanted Hillary to win, but didn’t storm the Capitol when she lost? - John Collins tweet





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Someone rang my doorbell and it turned out they had the wrong house. It didn't even occur to me to shoot them. I'm a terrible American. - Rude Pundit tweet






Bud Light's Sales Plummeted But They're Not Worried



I have a mass murderer confusion. Honestly, I can’t keep all the shootings straight. Barbara Malmet tweet







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Wednesday, May 3, 2023

Russia accuses Ukraine of trying to kill Putin with Kremlin drone strike

Zelenskiy adviser denies Ukrainian involvement after Kremlin says two attack drones were disabled by Russian defences.


I think I should get some credit for having a false flag op that actually involves a flag. - Darth Putin tweet


Sung to the tune of The Star Spangled Banner



There was no assassination attempt on Putin.  First, the drone used had no capacity to do major damage, let alone kill someone in the building.  Second, Putin does not live (or sleep) in the Kremlin. Please stop repeating this Russian propaganda line. Thank you. - Michael McFaul, former U.S. Ambassador to Russia under Obama



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BREAKING: Well-Regulated Militia Opens Fire On West Peachtree Street In Midtown Atlanta; Cheap Thoughts And Useless Prayers Now Being Rushed To The Scene ... more on this soon-to-be-forgotten-and-then-repeated story as it develops ... - Jeff Tiedrich tweet



The Anti-Vaxxer Presidential Candidate Has Something To Say About Ukraine
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. accused Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky and American “NeoCons” of intentionally provoking Russia’s invasion of Ukraine on Monday. In a paragraph-long tweet, the Democratic presidential candidate claimed that Zelensky could have prevented the invasion by just saying the five words “I will not join NATO.” Instead, Kennedy said, Zelensky cozied up to NATO, bowing to alleged pressure from “NeoCons in the Biden White House” and “fascist elements” in his own government.








Republican Shenanigans

Supreme Court: ‘We Wear Gold Crowns Now’ - The Onion tweet













How do Republicans decide which books to ban? It sure as hell isn't by reading them. - Middle Age Riot



Alito claims that the leaker of the Dobbs decision didn’t come from the conservative wing of the court. He won't say who he thinks it is though. Sounds a lot like Trump's "many people say" bs. - Henry M. Rosenberg tweet





Wait, What? Sane Conservatives!







Just hear me out…

Tax the churches. - John Collins tweet



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Business/Tech News

So 71% of Republicans say they won’t ever buy an electric vehicle. I’d like to know how many Democrats say they still want a Tesla? If I were a shareholder I’d be furious at Musk for alienating the only promising market. - Helen Kennedy tweet






Biometric Gun Created







Breaking! The RNC will allow Donald Trump to join the GOP presidential debates via Zoom call from jail. - Captain Obvious tweet










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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo
Shanghai maglev is the world's first commercial high-speed maglev and has a cruising speed of 431 km/h (268 mph). It is the fastest commercial electric train and also the fastest overall operational rail network in the world. America needs to get this puppy!

Peace.