Wednesday, May 3, 2023

Russia accuses Ukraine of trying to kill Putin with Kremlin drone strike

Zelenskiy adviser denies Ukrainian involvement after Kremlin says two attack drones were disabled by Russian defences.


I think I should get some credit for having a false flag op that actually involves a flag. - Darth Putin tweet


Sung to the tune of The Star Spangled Banner



There was no assassination attempt on Putin.  First, the drone used had no capacity to do major damage, let alone kill someone in the building.  Second, Putin does not live (or sleep) in the Kremlin. Please stop repeating this Russian propaganda line. Thank you. - Michael McFaul, former U.S. Ambassador to Russia under Obama



The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans





BREAKING: Well-Regulated Militia Opens Fire On West Peachtree Street In Midtown Atlanta; Cheap Thoughts And Useless Prayers Now Being Rushed To The Scene ... more on this soon-to-be-forgotten-and-then-repeated story as it develops ... - Jeff Tiedrich tweet



The Anti-Vaxxer Presidential Candidate Has Something To Say About Ukraine
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. accused Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky and American “NeoCons” of intentionally provoking Russia’s invasion of Ukraine on Monday. In a paragraph-long tweet, the Democratic presidential candidate claimed that Zelensky could have prevented the invasion by just saying the five words “I will not join NATO.” Instead, Kennedy said, Zelensky cozied up to NATO, bowing to alleged pressure from “NeoCons in the Biden White House” and “fascist elements” in his own government.








Republican Shenanigans

Supreme Court: ‘We Wear Gold Crowns Now’ - The Onion tweet













How do Republicans decide which books to ban? It sure as hell isn't by reading them. - Middle Age Riot



Alito claims that the leaker of the Dobbs decision didn’t come from the conservative wing of the court. He won't say who he thinks it is though. Sounds a lot like Trump's "many people say" bs. - Henry M. Rosenberg tweet





Wait, What? Sane Conservatives!







Just hear me out…

Tax the churches. - John Collins tweet



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Business/Tech News

So 71% of Republicans say they won’t ever buy an electric vehicle. I’d like to know how many Democrats say they still want a Tesla? If I were a shareholder I’d be furious at Musk for alienating the only promising market. - Helen Kennedy tweet






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Breaking! The RNC will allow Donald Trump to join the GOP presidential debates via Zoom call from jail. - Captain Obvious tweet










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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo
Shanghai maglev is the world's first commercial high-speed maglev and has a cruising speed of 431 km/h (268 mph). It is the fastest commercial electric train and also the fastest overall operational rail network in the world. America needs to get this puppy!

Peace.


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