Thursday, May 4, 2023

Proud Boys, Enrique Tarrio found guilty in seditious conspiracy trial verdict

Washington — The one-time president of the far-right Proud Boys group Enrique Tarrio and three subordinates were convicted of numerous.

Seditious conspiracy is something all the Republicans involved with fake electors will want to Google. - Rachael Bitecofer tweet

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

If Donald isn’t appearing in the E Jean Carroll Case - as Tacopants confirmed this morning - then I wonder what the REAL reason is for cutting his UK trip short. - MuellerSheWrote tweet

Russia Blames U.S. For Flimsy Drone Attack

Ted Cruz is not a proud father or husband. He’s a Proud Boy wearing a Brooks Brothers suit. - Captain Obvious

Republican Shenanigans

JESUS: “When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the churches & on the street corners to be seen by others. When you pray, go into your room, close the door, and pray unseen.” Matthew 6:5-6

GOP: "Let's have a public #NationalDayofPrayer!" - Mrs. Betty Bowers tweet

Apparently, The Question Should Be, "What Hasn't Clarence Thomas Accepted From Harlan Crow?"
Republican megadonor Harlan Crow paid private boarding school tuition for the grandnephew of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, according to a report Thursday in ProPublica that was likely to bring a fresh round of scrutiny to both Thomas and the ethics practices at the nation's highest court.

The $274k salary of a SCOTUS Justice goes a long way if they never have to pay for a f-cking thing themselves. - Jeff Timmer tweet

By tomorrow we're going to learn that Clarence Thomas has a large back deck made entirely of stacks of $1,000 bills his close friend Harlan Crow gifted him for "minor back-deck enhancements" because that's just the kind of pal he is. - Rex Huppke tweet

Welcome to America, where the highest court has the lowest standards. - Andrea Junker tweet

Good For You, Mary Trump!
Donald Trump has been ordered to pay all attorneys fees, legal expenses, and “associated costs” after a New York judge threw out his court case against The New York Times and his niece, Mary Trump.

Remember when we wanted Hillary to win, but didn’t storm the Capitol when she lost? - John Collins tweet


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Someone rang my doorbell and it turned out they had the wrong house. It didn't even occur to me to shoot them. I'm a terrible American. - Rude Pundit tweet

Bud Light's Sales Plummeted But They're Not Worried

I have a mass murderer confusion. Honestly, I can’t keep all the shootings straight. Barbara Malmet tweet


1 comment:

  1. ummm....Lisa? That's not a man in the picture.