Thursday, May 4, 2023

Proud Boys, Enrique Tarrio found guilty in seditious conspiracy trial verdict


Washington — The one-time president of the far-right Proud Boys group Enrique Tarrio and three subordinates were convicted of numerous.



Seditious conspiracy is something all the Republicans involved with fake electors will want to Google. - Rachael Bitecofer tweet






The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

If Donald isn’t appearing in the E Jean Carroll Case - as Tacopants confirmed this morning - then I wonder what the REAL reason is for cutting his UK trip short. - MuellerSheWrote tweet







Russia Blames U.S. For Flimsy Drone Attack








Ted Cruz is not a proud father or husband. He’s a Proud Boy wearing a Brooks Brothers suit. - Captain Obvious







Republican Shenanigans

JESUS: “When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the churches & on the street corners to be seen by others. When you pray, go into your room, close the door, and pray unseen.” Matthew 6:5-6

GOP: "Let's have a public #NationalDayofPrayer!" - Mrs. Betty Bowers tweet







Apparently, The Question Should Be, "What Hasn't Clarence Thomas Accepted From Harlan Crow?"
Republican megadonor Harlan Crow paid private boarding school tuition for the grandnephew of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, according to a report Thursday in ProPublica that was likely to bring a fresh round of scrutiny to both Thomas and the ethics practices at the nation's highest court.



The $274k salary of a SCOTUS Justice goes a long way if they never have to pay for a f-cking thing themselves. - Jeff Timmer tweet






By tomorrow we're going to learn that Clarence Thomas has a large back deck made entirely of stacks of $1,000 bills his close friend Harlan Crow gifted him for "minor back-deck enhancements" because that's just the kind of pal he is. - Rex Huppke tweet








Welcome to America, where the highest court has the lowest standards. - Andrea Junker tweet






Good For You, Mary Trump!
Donald Trump has been ordered to pay all attorneys fees, legal expenses, and “associated costs” after a New York judge threw out his court case against The New York Times and his niece, Mary Trump.


Remember when we wanted Hillary to win, but didn’t storm the Capitol when she lost? - John Collins tweet





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Someone rang my doorbell and it turned out they had the wrong house. It didn't even occur to me to shoot them. I'm a terrible American. - Rude Pundit tweet






Bud Light's Sales Plummeted But They're Not Worried



I have a mass murderer confusion. Honestly, I can’t keep all the shootings straight. Barbara Malmet tweet







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Wednesday, May 3, 2023

Russia accuses Ukraine of trying to kill Putin with Kremlin drone strike

Zelenskiy adviser denies Ukrainian involvement after Kremlin says two attack drones were disabled by Russian defences.


I think I should get some credit for having a false flag op that actually involves a flag. - Darth Putin tweet


Sung to the tune of The Star Spangled Banner



There was no assassination attempt on Putin.  First, the drone used had no capacity to do major damage, let alone kill someone in the building.  Second, Putin does not live (or sleep) in the Kremlin. Please stop repeating this Russian propaganda line. Thank you. - Michael McFaul, former U.S. Ambassador to Russia under Obama



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BREAKING: Well-Regulated Militia Opens Fire On West Peachtree Street In Midtown Atlanta; Cheap Thoughts And Useless Prayers Now Being Rushed To The Scene ... more on this soon-to-be-forgotten-and-then-repeated story as it develops ... - Jeff Tiedrich tweet



The Anti-Vaxxer Presidential Candidate Has Something To Say About Ukraine
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. accused Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky and American “NeoCons” of intentionally provoking Russia’s invasion of Ukraine on Monday. In a paragraph-long tweet, the Democratic presidential candidate claimed that Zelensky could have prevented the invasion by just saying the five words “I will not join NATO.” Instead, Kennedy said, Zelensky cozied up to NATO, bowing to alleged pressure from “NeoCons in the Biden White House” and “fascist elements” in his own government.








Republican Shenanigans

Supreme Court: ‘We Wear Gold Crowns Now’ - The Onion tweet













How do Republicans decide which books to ban? It sure as hell isn't by reading them. - Middle Age Riot



Alito claims that the leaker of the Dobbs decision didn’t come from the conservative wing of the court. He won't say who he thinks it is though. Sounds a lot like Trump's "many people say" bs. - Henry M. Rosenberg tweet





Wait, What? Sane Conservatives!







Just hear me out…

Tax the churches. - John Collins tweet



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Business/Tech News

So 71% of Republicans say they won’t ever buy an electric vehicle. I’d like to know how many Democrats say they still want a Tesla? If I were a shareholder I’d be furious at Musk for alienating the only promising market. - Helen Kennedy tweet






Biometric Gun Created







Breaking! The RNC will allow Donald Trump to join the GOP presidential debates via Zoom call from jail. - Captain Obvious tweet










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Time To Deflate Photo
Shanghai maglev is the world's first commercial high-speed maglev and has a cruising speed of 431 km/h (268 mph). It is the fastest commercial electric train and also the fastest overall operational rail network in the world. America needs to get this puppy!

Peace.


Tuesday, May 2, 2023

Bipartisan group, including Gaetz and Ocasio-Cortez, unveil bill to ban lawmakers from owning stocks

Washington — A bipartisan group of House lawmakers have unveiled a bill that would prohibit members of Congress from owning and trading...



People in congress “ok i won’t…but my wife/husband will” - BillyM2K tweet





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CNN is fascinating because one week they'll fire a high profile anchor on the basis of being difficult to work with and the next week they'll carve out generous primetime coverage to a disgraced former president who is under criminal indictment separate from his rape trial. - Charlotte Clymer tweet





E. Jean Carroll Took A Bite Out Of Joey Taco
During more than a full day of cross-examination of E. Jean Carroll, Joe Tacopina, Donald Trump’s lead trial lawyer, gave an object lesson on how NOT to conduct a cross-examination in federal court.






CNN plans to host Trump for a "Presidential Town Hall" next week.

The ONLY possible defense of CNN here is if they refuse to let him lie, insist of getting answers about the insurrection, the election lies, the rape trial, the other trials, etc. 

THAT would be historic for CNN. - Rebekah Jones tweet





Republican Shenanigans

If Marjorie Taylor Greene is successful in banning porn sites, no one from her district will ever vote for her again. - AlCappuccinoIT tweet






DeSantis Is Trying To Distract Us From His Disney Foot Shooting 







Don’t show me your favorite Bible verse.

Show me your browser history. - John Collins tweet








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Rock The Voter News

The highest court in the land should not have the lowest ethical standards. - Sen Dick Durbin (D-IL)






This Is Heartbreaking.








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Business/Tech News

...if you want to study A.I. gone wrong and taking a lot of claims and trying to kill you every chance it can, get a Tesla! - Steve Wozniak, co-founder of Apple on CNN this morning







One Type Of A.I. Regulation Introduced In House
Rep. Yvette Clarke (D-N.Y.) introduced a bill Tuesday that would require political groups or campaigns to disclose the use of content created by artificial intelligence (AI) in political ads.







Poll: Majority of Florida Voters Would Rather Live in Disney World Than in the Rest of Florida. - Andy Borowitz







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Time To Deflate Photo

Horses on a plane are better than snakes on a plane.

Peace.