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Monday, March 6, 2023

Michelle Obama Goes After Trump’s Inauguration in New Podcast For Amazon: ‘There Weren’t That Many People There’

Michelle Obama Goes After Trump’s Inauguration in New Podcast For Amazon: ‘There Weren’t That Many People There’

Former First Lady Michelle Obama’s new Audible podcast will launch Tuesday but her first episode will highlight an old foe, former President Donald Trump.

In a clip from the first episode titled, Kids Just Want Our Gladness, exclusively released to PEOPLE Magazine, Obama described inauguration day 2017 to Today host Hoda Kotb.

Fun fact: two years in, Joe Biden's 0 golf trips have wasted exactly 0 taxpayer dollars. - Jeff Tiedrich

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Republican politicians are the only Russian assets in the U.S. that haven't been frozen. - Middle Age Riot tweet

The Children Snatchers

A proposed bill in the Florida State Senate would allow the state to take “emergency jurisdiction” over children who receive or are at risk of receiving gender-affirming care, as well as those whose parents or siblings receive it. The Florida law would also allow the action to be taken outside of the state.

When is the Department of Defense going to stop broadcasting Fox News on its military bases? - Steven Beschloss tweet

Republican Shenanigans

Trump says he will continue to run even if he’s indicted. Merrick Garland, it’s up to you to accommodate him. - Rob Reiner tweet

The Odd Couple Are Divorcing

Former Donald Trump adviser Kellyanne Conway and husband George Conway announced Saturday that they are “in the final stages of an amicable divorce.”

“We appreciate the many family members, friends and colleagues who know us, care for us, and support us,” the statement reads. “We remain united as parents to provide love, joy, comfort and protection to our beautiful children.”

Pity poor Newt Gingrich, doomed to wake each morning into a world he helped create. - Jeff Tiedrich tweet

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Rock The Voter News

It’s hard to fully accept or overstate how many families and friendships have been damaged or broken by the ugly combination of Donald Trump and Fox News. - Steven Beschloss tweet

Poke Me In The Eye With A Sharp Stick News: Florida Gov. DeSantis Wants To Make America Florida.

He hasn't yet entered the contest for the Republican presidential nomination, but even so, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis is one of the leading candidates.

In polls of possible nominees, he rivals and sometimes surpasses former President Donald Trump. DeSantis has just released a new book that highlights his pugnacious style and hardline stance on issues ranging from education to public health. It picks up from his first term as Florida governor when he became well-known nationally through his frequent appearances on Fox News.

Watch how quickly “health problems” crop up once Donald Trump is indicted. He’ll go from “live to be 200” to “so frail he’ll be lucky to see daylight” overnight. Just watch. Mark it down under “Jack said…” - Jack Hopkins tweet

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Business/Tech News

Aren’t you glad Norfolk Southern doesn’t run an airline? - NotHoodlum tweet

White House Hints Biden Won't Attend The Coronation Of King Charles. I'd Be Surprised If He Doesn't Attend.

When King Charles III is officially crowned at Westminster Abbey on May 6 — the British monarchy’s first coronation ceremony in seven decades — President Biden is not expected to be among the world leaders in attendance, according to a report.

“That does not feel like an event Joe Biden will attend,” a White House official who spoke on condition of anonymity told Time Magazine.

However, the official emphasized that Biden’s schedule for May has not been finalized.

California won't be doing business with Walgreens -- or any company that cowers to the extremists and puts women's lives at risk. - Gov. Gavin Newsom

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Time To Deflate Photo

A lighthouse in Andros, Greece.

Peace.

Friday, March 3, 2023

GOP Witnesses, Paid by Trump Ally, Embraced Jan. 6 Conspiracy Theories

GOP Witnesses, Paid by Trump Ally, Embraced Jan. 6 Conspiracy Theories

...But the first three witnesses to testify privately before the new Republican-led House committee investigating the “weaponization” of the federal government have offered little firsthand knowledge of any wrongdoing or violation of the law, according to Democrats on the panel who have listened to their accounts. Instead, the trio appears to be a group of aggrieved former FBI officials who have trafficked in right-wing conspiracy theories, including about the Jan. 6, 2021, attack at the Capitol, and received financial support from a top ally of former President Donald Trump.

With Jim Jordan desperately flinging out insane conspiracy theories, the Republicans are running out of feet to shoot themselves in. - Rob Reiner tweet

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

I love how Mike Pence thinks he's running for President in 2024 but cant go to CPAC because he's afraid he'll be murdered. - BlackKnight10K tweet

Florida Looks To Government Control Of Writers
Florida Sen. Jason Brodeur (R-Lake Mary) wants bloggers who write about Gov. Ron DeSantis, Attorney General Ashley Moody, and other members of the Florida executive cabinet or legislature to register with the state or face fines.

Florida Republicans want unlicensed open carry.

They won't require the registration of guns, but they are going to require the state maintain a list of writers.

Tell me, which one Republicans think is REALLY dangerous? And why?

Me? I'm an ARMED writer. Come and get me, Ron. - Stonekettle tweet

DeSantis Rounds Up Disney Characters and Puts Them on Bus to New York. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

This week, Republicans beclowned themselves and held sham hearings and devolved into braying jackasses as they got owned by the very people they were trying to torment.

Joe Biden made insulin affordable.

any questions - Jeff Tiedrich tweet

This Conspiracy Theory Is A Doozy!

Sen. Tommy Tuberville (R-AL) said the Biden administration and Democrats want there to be no gender in society before quickly “correcting” himself to say they actually “want one gender.”

He did not specify which gender.

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Rock The Voter News

Dominion contacted Fox News 3,682 times about the false election fraud claims they were making. - Mike Sington tweet

Ohio Thinks Erin Brockovich Attracts Violence. Idiots.
Ohio law enforcement issued a report late last month warning that events planned in East Palestine by the environmental activist Erin Brockovich could prompt a terrorist threat from violent extremists, according to an intelligence bulletin obtained by Yahoo News.

Remember when people thought Paris Hilton was too dumb for reality tv and then elected Donald Trump as the leader of the free world. - NashIsHereForIt tweet

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Business/Tech News

New Rule: if an employer requires a doctors note for any reason they should be required to pay any and all incurred costs of the doctors visit. - fyouiquit tweet

Sinus Washers, Beware!

A Florida resident died after being infected by a rare amoeba last week, health officials say.

Charlotte County health officials said the unidentified male patient likely contracted Nagleria fowleri after rinsing out his sinuses with tap water, local Florida news outlet WFTX reported. Eric Milbrandt, director of the marine laboratory at the Sanibel-Captiva Conservation Foundation, said the organism can only enter the body through the nose.

Happy Friday.
It's the guns.
- David Hogg tweet

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Thursday, March 2, 2023

Lauren Boebert Flunks U.S. Geography As Map Meme Backfires Badly

Lauren Boebert Flunks U.S. Geography As Map Meme Backfires Badly

Lauren Boebert (R-Colo. was given a quick geography lesson on Twitter after she tweeted a U.S. map with some very notable omissions. Boebert, who has embraced some QAnon...

Lauren Boebert is so dumb she could throw herself on the ground and miss. - JoJoFromJerz tweet

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Russia:
Invades Moldova 1992
Flattens Grozny 1999
Uses polonium in UK 2006
Cyber attacks Estonia 2007
Invades Georgia 2008
Invades Crimea & Eastern Ukraine 2014
Downs MH17 2014
Flattens Aleppo 2015
Uses Novicok 2018
Invades Ukraine more 2022

Also Russia: West is so aggressive. - Darth Putin tweet

Pence Is An Expressionless Q-Tip
In a sit-down interview with CBS News, former Vice President Mike Pence refused twice to state that he would back his former boss, Donald Trump, if the former president secures the Republican nomination in 2024.

Donald Trump will be speaking at CPAC this weekend- in reality he should be speaking in the prison rec room. But this is what happens when the justice system fails us. Trump waged a coup and a terrorist attack 2 years and 54 days ago but walks free. Only in the USA! - Dean Obeidallah tweet

Republican Shenanigans

Rupert Murdoch Calls Telling Truth Under Oath Worst Experience of His Life. - Andy Borowitz

Americans Favor Making All Fox News Hosts Do Their Shows Under Oath. - Andy Borowitz

I don't remember David Hogg calling for a safe space

after he was harassed by Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Fox News host Sean Hannity interviewed controversial Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) on Tuesday night after the Georgia congresswoman claimed on Twitter she was “attacked” by an “insane woman” in a restaurant. The conversation between Hannity and Greene eventually led to Greene calling for a MAGA “safe space.”

Marjorie Taylor Greene Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It. This is from 2018.

Yesterday I challenged NRA CEO Wayne LaPierre to a debate. But have heard nothing from the NRA. Guess they will remain keyboard warriors. Seems they aren't as tough and manly as they claim to be if they are too scared to have Wayne debate me. Cowards. - David Hogg tweet