Wednesday, February 1, 2023

Trump Pimps Article Quoting Bob Woodward 48 Hours After Suing Him for 49 Million Bucks



Trump Pimps Article Quoting Bob Woodward 48 Hours After Suing Him for 49 Million Bucks
Former President Donald Trump is not one to pass up a chance to promote a comment from anyone who agrees with him — even when he just sued that person two days ago






 The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

The only border crisis in the U.S. is how many red states are within it. - Middle Age Riot tweet





Happy Black History Month!*
*offer not available in Florida - Andy Borowitz



WOW, The Head Of The FBI Needs To Resign or Get Fired. Now.
...The Federal Bureau of Investigation was unable to predict — or prevent — the chaos that erupted at the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021. Apparently blinded by a narrow focus on “lone wolf” offenders and a misguided belief that the threat from the far left was as great as that from the far right, the analysis and other new documents suggest, officials at the bureau did not anticipate or adequately prepare for the attack.






Do a deep dive study of the CIA. I mean really dig in for about a year. Read a book a month…or 2-3. This, I assure you; you’ll never again be shocked by anything you read/see/hear regarding the things people are willing to do. - Jack Hopkins tweet








Santos Quits House Committees to Focus on Job as King of England. - Andy Borowitz








Has The House Solved Inflation Or The Border Crisis Yet?
The House voted Tuesday on party lines to end the Covid-19 public health emergency despite President Joe Biden’s announcement Monday that his administration would end the PHE along with a separate Covid national emergency in May.








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Ron DeSantis has brilliantly locked down the "Fake-Christian-Racists-Who-Already-Support-DeSantis" vote. - John Fugelsang





The FDA Needs To Put Out Public Service Announcements About Abortion Rights





Remembering the Greensboro Four today on the 63rd anniversary of the first sit-in at the F.W. Woolworth lunch counter...Jibreel Khazan, Franklin McCain, Joseph McNeil, and David Richmond. That Woolworth's is now home to North Carolina's International Civil Rights Center and Museum.





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Business/Tech News

Elon Musk: "You're all fired."

Also Elon Musk: "How does Twitter work?" - Middle Age Riot






Exxon Makes Historic Profit While Republicans Blamed Biden
The White House on Tuesday expressed outrage on Tuesday at Exxon Mobil Corp's record net profit in 2022 of $56 billion, a historical high not just for the company but for the entire Western oil industry.



Q. What's the difference btw trickle-down economics & neon clothing? 

A. People realized neon clothing didn't work before the 80s ended. - John Fugelsang









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Time To Deflate Photo

An ice tree in Alberta, Canada.

Peace.


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Tuesday, January 31, 2023

Trump Pleads the Fifth Over 400 Times, Rages at New York AG’s ‘Witch Hunt’ In New Deposition Video

Trump Pleads the Fifth Over 400 Times, Rages at New York AG’s ‘Witch Hunt’ In New Deposition Video
A newly-obtained video shows former President Donald Trump railing at New York Attorney General Letitia James (D-NY) while repeatedly refusing to refusing to answer questions under the Fifth Amendment.


The mob takes the Fifth Amendment,” Donald Trump said in 2016. “If you're innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?

 





 Your reminder that the email lady testified under oath for 11 straight hours and never once invoked the fifth amendment. - Jeff Tiedrich tweet







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Well, we finally know what it would take for Fox News to *NOT* take the side of cops who just killed an unarmed black man. - John Fugelsang






Apparently, Mar-a-Lago Uses Rent-a-Cop Security
Court filings from the U.S. District Court for the Southern District of Florida revealed that another person was arrested for sneaking into Mar-a-Lago where former President Donald Trump lives.
The man, 25-year-old Joshua Warnock was observed entering the area on Sunday, Jan. 8, 2023, at approximately 12 p.m. and "walking up the pool deck staircase adjacent to the family suite."








The fact that there’s even a small possibility that Donald Trump and Marjorie Taylor Greene could be in charge of the nuclear football is the most frightening thing I can think of. - MayoIsSpicyy tweet






Republican Shenanigans

Rep. George Santos is too much of a liar for the Republican Party, which is like being too tall to play basketball, too wet to be a fish, or too dumb to wear a MAGA hat. - Middle Age Riot








I Raise My Glass To Toast The GOP Investigations: May You Be As Successful As Benghazi!
House Republicans will push their long-planned investigations into the spotlight this week with hearings on the U.S.-Mexico border and COVID-19 relief spending programs, providing a first glimpse of how GOP leaders will use the biggest tools they have against Democrats and the Biden administration — and how they will set the tone for the 2024 election cycle.



The GOP & the NRA remind you we've got a mental illness problem, not an AR-15 problem.

Oh, and the mentally ill should totally be able to buy AR-15s. - John Fugelsang







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Today, I signed the PRO Act into law.
 
Your reproductive freedom will stay protected in Minnesota. - Gov. Tim Walz tweet





American "Healthcare" Is A Scam
In 2021, the U.S. spent 17.8 percent of GDP on health care, nearly double the average of 9.6 percent for high-income countries, according to a new report from The Commonwealth Fund. Health care spending per capita in the U.S. was three or four times greater than for countries like South Korea, New Zealand and Japan.


America has become a reality show called "Food, Medicine, Rent - Pick 2." - John Fugelsang



 



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Business/Tech News

Donald Trump was never going to get along with anything called "the intelligence community." - Middle Age Riot





The EPA Chooses Alaskan Salmon Over Mine







I'm pitching my new NPR Biblical quiz show "Wait Wait Don't Smite Me." - John Fugelsang







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Monday, January 30, 2023

Republicans are mostly ignoring a $9.4 million sexual assault lawsuit against the Trump-aligned head of CPAC

A GOP staffer accused CPAC head Matt Schlapp of sexually assaulting him, filing a $9.4 million lawsuit. "I will never forget the look on Matt's face as he did what he did," the staffer



The Jefferson Davis Confederacy is in charge of the House of Representatives. - Brandon Unger tweet






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In case anyone’s forgotten, the murder of Tyre Nichols by Memphis police officers is why Colin Kaepernick took a knee. - D Lindsey tweet




















Apparently, the DOJ Told Jim Jordan to FO
The Justice Department on Monday rebuffed a broad request from the House Judiciary Committee to provide further details about the special counsel investigation into the mishandling of documents during President Biden’s time as vice president, saying that doing so would risk releasing information central to the case.


Trump says he is committed and he really should be. - Andy Borowitz






Republican Shenanigans

CNN lurched rightward under the ownership of a Trump-lovin billionaire

Gave Trump hundreds of millions of dollars in free airtime

Scandalized Biden’s classified docs & Hunter

Aired puff pieces on DeSantis

It just suffered its WORST ratings in 9 yrs

Karma’s a bitch ain’t she? - Lindy Li tweet






Trump Says DeSantis Lacks the Classified Documents Necessary to Be President. - Andy Borowitz



Apparently, CBS Reporter Fears The Further Spread of COVID
CBS’s Margaret Brennan took House Speaker Kevin McCarthy to task with an intense questioning over Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene’s conspiratorial Covid claims...“She compared mask requirements to the type of abuse Jews were subjected to during the Holocaust,” Brennan noted. “She called for [Anthony] Fauci to be arrested and imprisoned, and she spread conspiracy theories. How is anyone supposed to take that work seriously and find that work credible?”








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“Jill Biden doesn’t deserve to be called doctor.” - the network that airs Judge Jeanine. - OhNoSheTwitnt tweet






Apparently, Joe Biden Is Concerned About Contraception Availability
The Biden administration is proposing an expansion of contraceptive coverage, including removing moral exemptions finalized under the Trump administration that made it easier for private health plans and insurers to exclude coverage of birth control.
















Matt Gaetz had $482,321 in PPP loans forgiven.

And Matt Gaetz doesn't even own a company.

Stop listening to these lying crooks talking about the "swamp" --they ARE the swamp. - Mrs. Betty Bowers tweet







Apparently, Republican Governors Want Americans To Drink Dirty Water
The Republican Governors Association (RGA) called on the Biden administration to delay implementation of the revised Waters of the United States (WOTUS) rule until the Supreme Court rules this summer in a case pertaining to the Clean Water Act (CWA).



In 1939 the New York Times predicted that the television would fail because the average American family wouldn't have enough time to sit around watching it. - Amazing Facts tweet




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