All Hat No Cattle

Monday, November 21, 2022

New issue tomorrow

No Internet. I forgot to pay my bill.

But, I have a valid excuse.

I'm blonde.

Thank you for visiting! See you tomorrow.

Peace.

Friday, November 18, 2022

Republicans are about to take their revenge on Joe Biden

Republicans are about to take their revenge on Joe Biden

Expect a slew of investigations into everything from the Afghanistan withdrawal to immigration at the southern border.

These Hunter Biden Laptop investigations are going to really bring down inflation and gas prices. - Rick Wilson

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

So let me get this straight, insurrectionists will be investigating other people now, is this Really the United States of America ? - James R Us tweet

Whew, And Here I Thought Merrick Garland Might Have Died.

Attorney General Merrick Garland plans to announce Friday that he has appointed a special counsel to oversee investigations into the retention of national defense information at former President Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort and key aspects of the criminal investigation into January 6, 2021, according to a senior Justice Department official.

Clearly the fastest way to end the war in Ukraine would be for Elon Musk to buy the Russian army. - Andy Borowitz

Apparently, Russia Has A Lot Of Influence In The Senate.
A former senior aide to Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell and Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) was convicted Thursday after being found guilty of helping to funnel illegal foreign campaign contributions from a Russian national into former President Trump's 2016 campaign.

The Hunter Biden investigation is the Red Wave of Benghazis. It’s the tan suit of Hillary’s emails. It’s the Burisma of Migrant Caravans. The Halloween fentanyl of Vince Fosters. The chum of the Big Lie chums. - Jeremy Newberger

Republican Shenanigans

Tonight on "Hannity"- Hunter Biden's explosive Uranium One Swift Boat assault on Benghazi using Obama's Birth Certificate!

(And no mention of Trump) - John Fugelsang

House Republicans Welcome A Murderer
Kyle Rittenhouse, the teenager acquitted of homicide related to the killing of two people in Kenosha, Wis., during a 2020 protest there, met with a group of House Republicans in the Second Amendment Caucus on Thursday evening.

Trump didn't use evangelicals, he exposed them. - Covie tweet

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Rock The Voter News

I'd mark myself "safe" from Elon Musk -
Except none of us are. - Renee Libby tweet

POLL: Just Over Half The Country Has Morals
Just over half of Americans say they would not purchase items sold by advertisers promoting themselves on platforms that contain hate speech, according to a Morning Consult poll released Thursday.

If Twitter shuts down catch me in the town square shouting “hear ye hear ye” - breadbungler tweet

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Business/Tech News

BREAKING: Elon Musk gives Tesla engineers until tomorrow at 6:00 p.m. to “make the f*cking cars stop catching on fire.” - Kyle Keegan tweet

I'm still offering to buy twitter for $44 and I'll even throw in a set of steak knives. - Jeff Tiedrich tweet

Another reason I love Twitter

Teens Say Social Media Is A Good Escape For Them

Despite a rash of studies and headlines pointing to the potential negative effects of social media on American teens, they themselves report a more positive view of the platforms, with a majority saying the sites provide a space for connection, creativity and support.

That’s according to new survey findings from Pew Research Center representing teens aged 13 to 17.

I remember the old saying, “Better to be thought a fool than to buy Twitter and remove all doubt.” - Dan Rather tweet

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Time To Deflate Photo

Italy from space.

Have a lovely and peaceful weekend!

Thursday, November 17, 2022

Pelosi to step down from U.S. House leadership, remain in Congress

Pelosi to step down from U.S. House leadership, remain in Congress

U.S. House of Representatives Speaker Nancy Pelosi, the first woman to hold that powerful post, said on Thursday she will step down as the chamber's Democratic leader as her allies prepared a passing of the torch to Representative Hakeem Jeffries.

Without Nancy Pelosi, who knows if we would have survived 4 years of Donald Trump in office. She held this country together. - Kaivan Shroff

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

In a few years when we look back at how crazy these American Nazis went, don't forget the direct involvement of so many American churches. - Liam Nissan

Welp, Looks As Though Putin Has Punted Trump & Embraced DeSantis

[Airs clip of Trump announcing his candidacy]

I have a few technical questions. First of all, why is Trump doing this? Really, what is it for? It would be impossible to find a worse time for this. It gives him absolutely nothing. He performed quite poorly. And I mean very poorly. There can be no positives from this. What the heck is it for? Why is he doing this?

The red wave did not materialize. They did not take the Senate, not as big of a majority in Congress as they needed. Within the party, DeSantis looks more successful. Is this an attempt to interrupt DeSantis? Or is this a gift for Biden?

Republican Shenanigans

Republicans running in the midterms:

‘INFLATION! CRIME! THE BORDER! INFLATION! CRT! INFLATION! INFLATION! INFLATION!!!!’

[Take control of the House]

‘Our top priority is… Hunter Biden!’ - JoJoFromJerz tweet

Texas Is Getting Stupider

A bill proposed in Texas would allow a fetus to count as an individual when a pregnant person is driving in a high-occupancy vehicle (HOV) lane.

The bill follows an incident earlier this year in which Plano resident Brandy Bottone claimed that new anti-abortion laws in the state meant her unborn child entitled her to driving in the lane, usually reserved for carpools, buses and other rideshares.

That nobody had any expectation that McCarthy would do the classy thing and be present for Pelosi’s announcement tells you where the bar is set for the incoming goon squad. - Schooley tweet

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Rock The Voter News

The reports of MAGA’s death are greatly exaggerated. - Andrew Weissman tweet

I Wonder How Mitch McConnell's Wife Feels About This.

Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell voted against legislation that would protect interracial marriages on Wednesday, despite the fact that he's married to an Asian American woman.

McConnell, who is white, is the husband of former U.S. Secretary for Transportation Elaine Chao, the first woman of Asian heritage to be appointed to a presidential cabinet.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Hillary Clinton a presidential candidate when the DOJ launched an investigation into her e-mails?

In fact, wasn't Trump cheering them on? - OldManLefty tweet

Many years ago I remember watching the middle-aged Tea Party Patriots™ marching around in their silly little tri-corner chucklef*ck hats, holding misspelled protest signage, and laughing my ass off at them. I never, ever imagined they'd become the mainstream Republican party. - Liam Nissan

I knew, Liam.

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Business/Tech News

We all thought Donald Trump was finished, but clearly he has a lot more losing to do. - Middle Age Riot

CNN Says They're Not Covering Trump As They Did In 2016. LOL. They Already Are.

Chris Licht, CNN’s new top boss, said the network will not cover former President Trump as much as it did during his first run for president in 2016 and his four years in the White House.

“We have fact checkers ready to go. We will put things in perspective. We will not let everything he does consume the news cycle, right?” Licht said

My Administration locked in $800 in annual savings on health insurance for 13 million Americans, a $2,000 cap on out-of-pocket prescription drug costs for seniors, and a $35 cap on insulin for seniors on Medicare.

Lowering health care costs is about giving people breathing room. - President Biden tweet

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Time To Deflate Photo

Great Sand Dunes National Park, Colorado. That sand dune is scary.

Peace.