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Tuesday, October 4, 2022

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis gets clowned for white boots photo

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis gets clowned for white boots photo

Ron DeSantis held up civilian emergency volunteers for hours so he could stomp around on his campaign vest and shrimping boots like a petulant...

And DeSantis decided to wear those boots. I love when a Republican self owns himself.

Trump threw paper towels, DeSantis put boots on the ground. - Jeremy Newberger

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Mothers, Take Your Daughters And Flee Florida Before It's Too Late.
Before they’re allowed to take the field, female student athletes in Florida are asked about their menstrual history—and as that data increasingly moves to digital platforms, parents and doctors are expressing some grave concerns about the practice.

I remember having to smack the TV because the channel was fuzzy.

I feel that way about a lot of people. - Deweyoxberg tweet

My favorite Bible story just might be the one where Jesus votes against disaster aid for his own constituents and then goes on twitter to blame Joe Biden for not getting anything done. - Jeff Tiedrich

Republican Shenanigans

Marco Rubio is the type of guy who would crossdress to get on the lifeboat with women and children. - tooronlists tweet

Son Puts Nail In Father's Campaign Coffin
Christian Walker continued to call out his father Herschel Walker, posting two videos on Twitter accusing the former football star and Republican nominee for senate in Georgia of lying about his personal life.

Sorry, Herschel Walker, we don’t need a lying hypocritical asshole in the US Senate. We already have Ted Cruz. - Andy Borowitz

I’m not going to repeat Trump’s racist slur against Elaine Chao, his former transportation secretary and Mitch McConnell’s wife. But if it doesn’t cause you pause, it should tell you how successfully Trump has normalized racist epithets and overt racism. - Steven Beschloss

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Rock The Voter News

"I oppose abortion in all cases, unless it's to save the political life of the father" - John Fugelsang

NYC Mayor To House Migrants On Cruise Ships. Hey, DeSantis, What About Cruise Ships For Floridians Who Lost Their Homes To Hurricane Ian?
New York City Mayor Eric Adams first floated the idea of bringing in a cruise ship to help house migrants arriving in the city a few weeks ago. Now, it appears the city has moved a step closer to making that happen.

Some Native communities must travel 200 miles round trip just to vote. It’s time to bring polling sites to the reservation — wouldn’t you agree? - LakotaMan tweet

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Business/Tech News

Donald Trump sued CNN for causing him “embarrassment, pain, humiliation and mental anguish.” Which is funny, because that’s exactly what he caused America. - Sheldon Whitehouse

Elon to Twitter: “Throw in the Brooklyn Bridge and we have a deal.”

Tesla owner and CEO Elon Musk is moving forward with his offer to acquire Twitter at the full price he agreed to back in April, Bloomberg reported on Tuesday.

Citing “people familiar with the matter,” Bloomberg reported that “Musk made the proposal in a letter to Twitter.”

Elon got owned by Ukraine Twitter yesterday and his only way he can win the war that he started is going through with the deal to buy Twitter. - BlackKnight10K

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Monday, October 3, 2022

DeSantis Snaps Back at CNN Reporter’s Question about Evacuation Orders: Media Wasn’t In Lee County When Storm Hit, ‘You Were in Tampa’

DeSantis Snaps Back at CNN Reporter’s Question about Evacuation Orders: Media Wasn’t In Lee County When Storm Hit, ‘You Were in Tampa’

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) defended Lee County’s delayed evacuation announcement in response to a CNN reporter’s question, pointing out that the media had been in Tampa, where the original weather track had Hurricane Ian headed.

If you want to know what the United States under President Ron DeSantis would look like...

...try renewing your home owners insurance in Florida. - Stonekettle tweet

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Vladimir Putin's soldiers are about as brave as the cops at Uvalde. - Liam Nissan

Apparently, Floridians Must Fend For Themselves Post Hurricane
Feeling increasingly isolated in the aftermath of Hurricane Ian, Fort Myers Beach residents and renters continued to exit their devastated island on foot Sunday, four days after a 10-foot storm surge driven by 150 mph winds inundated Southwest Florida’s coastal communities.

Trump Rips Biden For Failing To Offer Puerto Rico Paper Towels. - Andy Borowitz

When you spent your allowance flying refugees to Martha’s Vineyard and now you need to ask Dad for a bailout. - Mr. Race Bannon

Have you ever wondered why Germans didn’t do anything about Hitler? Well, the rest of the world is wondering exactly that about Americans and Trump. - Andrea Junker

Republican Shenanigans

Since Donald Trump left the White House, insurrections have been down 100 percent. - Middle Age Riot

Apparently, Florida Congressmen Think Floridians Should Fend For Themselves, Too.

Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.) says he wants Congress to approve additional funds to help his state recover from Hurricane Ian after voting against a government funding measure last week that freed up $18.8 billion in federal disaster aid.

Gaetz joined 15 other Florida lawmakers in voting against the continuing resolution, which allows the government to remain funded at the current spending levels through mid-December and includes a new round of funding for Ukraine, as well as for disaster aid. President Biden signed the bill into law hours before a government shutdown deadline.

DeSantis Begs Migrants to Return From Martha's Vineyard to Help Clean Up. - Andy Borowitz

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Ketanji Brown Jackson Bravely Infiltrates Shadowy Alt-Right Group. - Andy Borowitz

Trump Uses Delay Tactics As He Has Done His Whole Life In Court

Former President Donald Trump wants to slow down the government’s appeal case over the appointment of a so-called special master to review thousands of documents seized from his Mar-a-Lago estate.

Trump’s lawyers on Monday urged the federal appeals court in Atlanta to deny the Justice Department’s request to expedite the case, arguing Trump’s team is already crunched for time dealing with the special master review and district court action.

What should be the appropriate punishment for Supreme Court justices who committed PERJURY at their Senate confirmation hearing? - Omar Rivero

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Business/Tech News

Republicans spent the last 40 years moving American factories to China and Mexico, but sure, it was the Venezuelans that took your job. - Liam Nissan

Surprise, Surprise, The Supreme Court Declines To Hear Gun Nutz
The Supreme Court on Monday declined to hear a challenge by Second Amendment advocates to the Trump-era ban on “bump stock” devices that modify semi-automatic rifles to fire more rapidly.

Just a reminder that In August 2017, Joel Osteen refused to open his Lakewood Church, which can house 16,800 people, to serve as a shelter after Hurricane Harvey devastated Houston, Texas. - Toby Morton

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Friday, September 30, 2022

Alito on SCOTUS critics: 'Questioning our integrity crosses an important line'

Alito on SCOTUS critics: 'Questioning our integrity crosses an important line'

Justice Samuel Alito says criticism of the Supreme Court is going too far. “It goes without saying that everyone is free to express...

Think of how stupid the average person is,... and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin

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I'll take the guy who gaffes over the guy who steals nuclear secrets any f*cking day of the week. - Jeff Tiedrich

America and its allies are not going to be intimidated by Putin. ~ President Joe Biden

Confederate flags and statues are victims of "cancel culture" because the Union totally f*cking cancelled the Confederacy. - Middle Age Riot

Fox News Actually Asked Bush's Failed FEMA Administrator About Hurricane Ian. Sheesh.

Former FEMA Administrator Michael Brown appeared on Thursday’s edition of Your World with Neil Cavuto to share his insights on the government’s response to Hurricane Ian.

Brown was head of FEMA when Hurricane Katrina slammed into Gulf Coast states in 2005. The storm and resulting floods killed more than 1,800 people. He was heavily criticized for his handling of the disaster and relieved of his duties less than two weeks after Katrina made landfall. Three days later, he tendered his resignation.

Republican Shenanigans

Wild that a crystal flute is also a dog whistle that only racists can hear. - OhNoSheTwitnt

Millions Baffled That White Man With Expensive Lawyers Has Not Gone to Prison. - Andy Borowitz

Maggie Haberman Whines About Her Future Career. Woodward and Bernstein Never Did.
New York Times reporter Maggie Haberman is opening up about the last several years of her career ahead of the release of her book about former President Trump’s life and legacy..."If I went and covered something else, do you think I really get away from this?” Haberman told Politico Magazine this week. “Even if I did move on … I don’t get to move on, because at this point I am so publicly associated with this story — so, until he stops being a story, I think I’m stuck.”

We’re living in a country where the wife of a Supreme Court Justice believes that the 2020 election was stolen. God help the United States of America. - Rob Reiner tweet

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Apparently, Judge Cannon Is Trump's #1 Lawyer

A federal judge on Thursday spared former President Donald Trump and his lawyers from having to submit a sworn declaration about whether they believe the FBI inaccurately summarized the items seized from his South Florida home.

Judge Aileen Cannon's ruling wiped away an earlier decision from the outsider arbiter — known as a "special master" — she herself had appointed to review the more than 11,000 documents retrieved from Mar-Lago ...

In 1869 it was decided to have 9 Supreme Court justices because there were 9 Circuit Courts.

Now there are 13 Circuit Courts. So what exactly are we waiting for? - Andrea Junker

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Business/Tech News

Donald Trump could sell nuclear secrets to Russia on 5th avenue and his followers would freak out about a black mermaid and a flute player. - Jon Cooper

Payback Is A Bitch, Kim.

An appeals panel ruled Thursday that a Kentucky county official is not protected from being sued personally for refusing to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples.

The ruling also affirmed that former Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis violated the Constitutional rights of the couples to get married.

I believe auto manufacturers have a moral duty to solve the problem of cell phones falling between the car seat and the Bermuda Console of Doom. - Liam Nissan tweet

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