Monday, August 8, 2022

Trump Flushed Documents Down the White House Toilet, Shocking Pictures Reveal

Trump Flushed Documents Down the White House Toilet, Shocking Pictures Reveal
...Much of the commotion revolved around the absurd, yet predictable — hilarious, yet tragic — report that Trump, as commander in chief, had a habit of flushing White House documents down the toilet.


I don't know how much more of this crap the country can take. - George Conway





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

My favorite thing about Trump's quote about Hitler's generals is that they tried to murder him multiple times. If only our generals had been so loyal. - BlackKnight10K






Muslims Murdered in New Mexico
Police in New Mexico and federal agencies were probing the murders of four Muslim men to determine if the killings, the latest of which happened on Friday evening, were linked while the state's governor described them as "targeted killings."



I can't wait for the Fall season of The Insurrectionists. - Kona Lowell





Republican Shenanigans

Migrants Unsure Why Leaving Texas Is Considered Punishment. - Andy Borowitz






Lindsey Graham Receives Senate Hand Slap
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) received a warning early Sunday morning to follow the Senate’s decorum rules after he accused Sen. Maggie Hassan (D-N.H.) of being “deceitful” and “dishonest” and vowed “we’re going to call you out.”










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Rock The Voter News

I like how Biden never tries to redirect natural disasters with a Sharpie. - John Collins





Carpe Diem: Democrats Yesterday
The Senate on Sunday passed Democrats' sweeping economic package designed to combat climate change, address health care costs and raise taxes on large corporations, marking a crucial achievement for President Biden and his party as they look to maintain their hold on Congress in the November midterm elections.



I hope Nancy woke up this morn, called Mitch, laughed and hung up. - Jay Arnold



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Business/Tech News

Mitch McConnell Accuses Democrats of Recklessly Saving Planet. - Andy Borowitz






Trump Warns That Alex Jones Verdict Will Have Chilling Effect On Lying Industry. - Andy Borowitz






Friday, August 5, 2022

4,500 Tips About Kavanaugh Sexual Assault Were Punted to Trump White House, FBI Director Admits


On Thursday, during a Senate Judiciary Committee hearing, FBI Director Christopher Wray admitted to Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse (D-R.I.) that the bureau’s 2018 investigation into sexual assault allegations against then-Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh was a sham.



So glad I’m safe from Hunter Biden’s laptop while rapist Brett Kavanaugh is sitting on the Supreme Court making decisions about our bodies. - OhNoSheTwitnt






Justice Department Urges Trump to Hire Alex Jones’s Lawyers. - Andy Borowitz






Pentagon Prefers D.C. Overrun By Immigrants Bused In From Texas and Arizona



FBI Director Christopher Wray owes Dr. Christine Blasey Ford a public apology. Needs to reopen the Brett Kavanaugh sexual assault investigation. Trump coverup to get him on the Supreme Court.

Susan Collins should be f*cking concerned. There's only one liar here.  - clockoutwars tweet




“Intimate Messages With Roger Stone” sounds like a failed Cinemax soft-core porn pitch, circa 1993. - Rick Wilson







Republican Shenanigans

Trump Seeks Immunity In Exchange For Testifying Against Eric. - Andy Borowitz





Dick Cheney Trashes Trump. What Does His Old Boss, Dubya, Have To Say?
Former Vice President Dick Cheney put many Twitter users in a weird spot on Thursday when he released a campaign ad for Rep. Liz Cheney (R-Wyo.), his daughter, that condemned former President Donald Trump.



What we need is a strain of Mind Your Own F*cking Business that only infects Republicans. - OhNoSheTwitnt







Hey Madison County, N.C.,  AR-15s Were On Site At Uvalde Within Minutes And That Didn't Help. It's The Cops, Stupid!
The school system in Madison County, N.C., plans to put AR-15 rifles in emergency safes in each of its six schools as a part of a plan for enhanced security in the wake of the Uvalde, Texas, school shooting earlier this year.



Mitch McConnell Demands Sinema Be Drug-tested After Behaving Like Democrat. - Andy Borowitz








Amazon has bought iRobot Corp., the company that makes Roomba vacuum cleaners, and other robotic cleaning up products, just in case your Alexa misses any Conversations. - NotHoodlum tweet





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Business/Tech News

A little boy in the grocery store just pointed at me and said to his mother “Mom why is that lady wearing a mask” and the mom whispered something to him and then he started glaring at me. Everything is fine. - OhNoSheTwitnt







Anyone That Has To Fly Has My Sincere Condolences



“Man, Biden’s the worst”, the redhat said on his way to work. - Jay Black tweet






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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo

This is not a stained glass window but a close-up of a dragonfly's wings drying.

Peace.


Thursday, August 4, 2022

Plaintiffs' attorney in Alex Jones case says Jan. 6 committee and federal investigators have asked for Jones' phone records

(CNN) The attorney representing two Sandy Hook parents in the Alex Jones defamation case said Thursday that numerous federal and state investigators...


Alex Jones Stuns Legal Experts By Hiring Worse Lawyer Than Rudy Giuliani. - Andy Borowitz




The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

We went from “I can’t vote for that lady because she once used a private email server” to “literally everyone in this administration has illegally deleted their official texts” in four short years. Except for Alex Jones! - Alex Garland






"Speech is free, but you have to pay for your lies."

Sandy Hook family's lawyer Kyle Farrar








Merrick Garland Is On A Roll! Justice For Breonna Taylor Is On The Horizon!
The Justice Department on Thursday charged four Louisville police officers with federal civil rights violations over the 2020 killing of Breonna Taylor, alleging they falsified documents in seeking a search warrant of her home.



Supreme Court Bans Abortion Except In Cases Where Republicans Lose Elections. - Andy Borowitz






Alex Jones and his cell phone have completely f*cked the GOP. - Mayo tweet







Last year, Obama claimed to be 60. now he says he's 61. typical Obama. get your story straight, Barry. - Jeff Tiedrich


Ted Cruz Slams His Boot On The Table, Instead Of The Proper Place, His Mouth. What A Yahoo.







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Business/Tech News

For too long, big, super-wealthy corporations haven’t paid their fair share in taxes.

We’re going to change that with Inflation Reduction Act. - President Biden tweet  






Buy A New Pack Of Facemasks, Monkeypox Has Been Declared Health Emergency.


Today Alex Jones' legal team will accidentally deliver a closing that finds their client guilty. - Jeremy Newberger







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Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

Pebble beach, Crete Island, Greece.

Peace.