Wednesday, June 22, 2022

Mike Pence claims that Joe Biden lies more than any other president he's seen, ignoring his 4 years working for Trump


...The claim sat oddly with his four years working for President Donald Trump, whose frequent false claims and promotion of disinformation was a hallmark of his presidency.


At this point I wouldn’t be shocked to find out at the next hearing that Trump designed the gallows. -Al Franken





The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Is anybody else wondering why the FBI didn’t put Lady Ruby & Shay in protective custody, instead of telling them to fend for themselves? 

Chris Wray really has a lot to answer for.  Like…a LOT! - Pam Keith





Classic Case Of The Left Hand Not Knowing What The Right Hand Is Doing
Aides to Donald Trump had no idea a documentary filmmaker had recorded the former president on Jan. 6, 2021, until the House committee investigating that day subpoenaed the footage, reports said.


 
Trump is praising Texas Republicans for proposing to secede from the Union. The party of Lincoln has become the party of Jefferson Davis. - duty2warn tweet



If you or I picked up a gun and recorded ourselves threatening to hunt politicians, the FBI would be at our doors in a heartbeat. why the f*ck is some sh*thole candidate getting away with it. - Jeff Tiedrich





Trump Should Embrace His Powerful Supporter Instead of Criticizing Him

At this point, if Republicans want to fight each other to the death, let them. - BlackKnight10K





This Should Be Interesting.
The U.S. Justice Department on Wednesday said a federal grand jury voted to indict Tallahassee's former Democratic mayor and Florida gubernatorial candidate Andrew Gillum on charges of conspiracy, wire fraud and making false statements.









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Thankfully gas prices can never go above $9.99 since most of the signs only have three digits. - Greg tweet




All US Embassies Are Underfunded. This Is Disgraceful.
Brittney Griner tried to call her wife Cherelle Griner 11 times on Saturday through the American embassy in Russia, but the embassy wasn’t properly staffed, Cherelle Griner told The Associated Press on Monday.



Ruby Freeman: “Do you know what it feels like to have the president of the United States target you?”








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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo
Astronaut Bruce McCandless II testing out the first jetpack in 1984. It was successful.


Peace.


Monday, June 20, 2022

I need a couple of days off

 to attend to pension matters that I inherited. Lots and lots of paperwork that can only be done week days.

Deep apologies for any humor inconvenience. 

I imagine Nancy Pelosi is going to have to introduce a bill to up the funding for the Federal Prison system due to the many impending Trump related convictions.




See you all as soon as I can! Thank you for your patience.


Peace.

Friday, June 17, 2022

The Justice Department wants to see the Jan. 6 committee's transcripts

Jan. 6 Panel Could Start Sharing Transcripts With Justice Dept. in July
“The select committee is engaged in a cooperative process to ... in relation to the Jan. 6 attack on the Capitol,” Justice Department...


Republicans: "Lock her up!"

Also Republicans: "No matter what Donald Trump did, if you lock him up, there will be civil war." - Middle Age Riot







The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

The latest January 6 hearings show that Trump knew he lost the election. 

His own people told him he'd lost the election. 

He then chose to wage a criminal conspiracy to overturn the results and prevent the peaceful transfer of power for the first time in American history. - Hillary Clinton tweet






Dan Quayle Is Unavailable To Testify About Pence Asking Him For Advice About Overturning The Election



A real hero would’ve called the FBI, not Dan Quayle. - Santiago Mayer








I hate to interrupt today's hero-worship of Mike Pence, but prior to January 6, he loyally supported the Muslim ban, family separations, kids in cages, and every other sociopathic plan of Donald Trump's. - Andy Borowitz







The only thing scarier than Mike Pence saving democracy is Dan Quayle instructing Mike Pence on saving democracy. - John Fugelsang






Republican Shenanigans

John Eastman Considering Applying to Law School. - Andy Borowitz






So, Texas Attorney General Thinks 19 Students Killed At Uvalde Was God's Plan. Nice God He's Got There.
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is facing criticism after saying that his message to the families of the 19 students killed by a gunman at a Uvalde, Texas, elementary school last month would be that "God always has a plan" and "Life is short no matter what it is."






How is Karen Pence not on every network blaming Trump for the attempted assassination of her husband? - Irishrygirl








Election Denier Miraculously Becomes Election Embracer After He Wins Election!






All this time you were worried about the government coming for your guns. Turns out they were only coming for your Social Security and Medicare. - Chet Sloski tweet


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Business/Tech News

 

Elon Musk is my third favorite James Bond villain. - Dean Obeidallah





Musk Is His Own Worst Enemy



Today’s poetry lesson:
”Little Willy, with a thirst for gore,
Nailed his brother to the bedroom door.
Mother said (with humor quaint):
”Careful, Will, don’t mar the paint!” - Stephen King tweet







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Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

A Strangler fig tree in Nanning, Guangxi, China is the perfect climbing tree for kids.

Peace.