Friday, December 17, 2021

Mark Meadows, Trump enabler now alone in the wilderness

Text messages to Mark Meadows, Donald Trump's White House chief of staff, came fast and furious as rioters stormed the halls of Congress on...


The "lock her up" crowd has gotten awfully quiet on the subject of locking people up. - Middle Age Riot





The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Nation Shocked That Jim Jordan Is Capable of Writing a Text. - Andy Borowitz






Eric Trump Retains Title Of Dumbest Son







If they make a movie about the 1/6 investigation, will they call it “Texts, Lies, and Videotape?” - Dan Rather






Republican Shenanigans

Voting by mail. Abortions by mail. Republicans are going to try to outlaw mail. - Chelsea Handler






$1.6 Billion Lawsuit Against Fox News Goes Forward. LOL.








Texas Abortion Foes Propose Law Jailing Anyone Who Checks Their Mailbox. - Andy Borowitz








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Rock The Voter News

Welcome to America, where "Democracy" means 51 senators beats 81 million voters. - John Fugelsang





House Democrats Verify What We Already Knew 
The Trump administration deliberately undermined the nation's coronavirus response for political purposes, including by weakening testing guidance and championing widespread "herd immunity," according to a new report from the House panel investigating the pandemic response.



Jim Jordan said it was "as wrong as it gets" holding Mark Meadows in Contempt of Congress.  Wrong - ignoring sexual abuse in the showers at Ohio State is as wrong as it gets. - Stephen Colbert


America now leads the world in religious people who say 'bless your heart' when they mean 'f*ck you.' - John Fugelsang





Florida Man Wearing Thong As A Mask Compares Himself To Rosa Parks 🙄




The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. -Aristotle









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One of the many perks living here in paradise is that one does not pump their own gas, so I found the above meme, extra funny!




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Time To Deflate Photo
Four daredevils wave as they salute their efforts after climbing to the top of The Castle off Orkney's west coast of Orkney Mainland, Scotland. Dave Cuthbertson - Caters News Agency
My first thought when I saw this photo was -- would they die if it toppled over?
Peace and love.

Thursday, December 16, 2021

Anderson Cooper Dings Jim Jordan: 'Not Sure That Shame or Embarrassment Is... Something That He Feels a Lot Of'

On Wednesday, a spokesperson for Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH) confirmed that the congressman forwarded a text message to Trump White House chief-of-staff Mark Meadows on January 5th. That text outlined a fringe legal theory authored by former justice department official Joseph Schmitz, who outlined how he believed the 2020 presidential election results could be nullified.


I remember that time FOX was clamoring to have FBI agent Peter Strozk's private text messages read aloud on the floor by Congress. Karma is a bitch. - BlackKnight10K tweet



Tick Tock, Jim Jordan, Tick Tock



The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

FUN FACT:  Of the 300 witnesses deposed by the January 6th Commission, only three have failed to cooperate: Clark, Bannon and Meadows.

Imagine how this is rippin' Trump inside this holiday season.. - Tea Pain tweet







Hannity Sent Texts Warning Trump That Capitol Riot Was Helping CNN’s Ratings. - Andy Borowitz







SCOTUS Has Started A Trend!
The New York attorney general told "The View" that she plans to follow Gov. Gavin Newsom’s lead to look at a law that empowers private citizens to enforce an assault weapons ban.







Fox is complaining about the public release of texts that show them guilty due to the words they said.





Republican Shenanigans




Texas is banning books, but they’re not going to burn them immediately, only for warmth when their power grid crashes in the winter again. - Taunt the Elephant/FB




Liz Cheney is hunting for information, and when a Cheney goes hunting someone gets hurt. - Andy Borowitz







The Navy Discharges Unvaxxed Sailors
The Navy has begun kicking out sailors who refuse to get the Covid-19 vaccine, but it won’t slap dishonorable discharges on anyone for their decision to ignore a direct order.



Jimmy Carter: Led a team of Navy engineers to repair a damaged nuclear reactor and was exposed to so much radiation his urine was radioactive for six months.

Donald Trump: "Person. Man. Woman. Camera. TV." - Middle Age Riot








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Rock The Voter News

You won’t find President Biden throwing paper towels at the crowd in Kentucky. He’s too busy delivering water, food, beds, and generators. - AvengerResister






People Who Demanded To See Hillary’s Emails Furious That People Can See Their Texts. - Andy Borowitz



Congressman Threatened By A Russian Politician
Rep. Ruben Gallego (D-AZ) has responded to a Russian politician calling for him to be kidnapped...After the Russian state TV program 60 Minutes on Wednesday played a clip of Gallego’s remarks, host Olga Skabeeva labeled Americans as “parasites” that “don’t know history.”







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Business/Tech News







Chris Wallace Ecstatic About Never Riding Elevator with Tucker Carlson Again. - Andy Borowitz



President Biden Touts Job Recovery. He Should.







Some people are going to leave a mark on this world, while others will leave a stain. — Eleanor Roosevelt








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Whew. My Internet went out around noon yesterday and returned this morning. I hate when that happens!





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I didn't know that India has a Great Wall.


Peace.



The Internet went down yesterday at noon

 and just returned.

A new edition will be posted asap. Deep apologies for any humor inconvenience..