Tuesday, June 8, 2021

Giuliani Audio Proves Trump’s Team Was Lying About Ukraine

During the call, Giuliani — who at the time was former president Donald Trump's lawyer — tells Andriy Yermak, a senior adviser to Ukrainian ...


The Republicans will go even bigger next time unless we make an example outta Rudy. - Tea Pain tweet



 


Joe Biden vaccinated 140 million in half the time it took Donald Trump to kill 500 thousand. - Middle Age Riot






QAnon Insurrectionist Feels Deceived. Awww.







Republican Shenanigans

Manchin Launches Long-shot Bid To Replace Rand Paul As Most-hated Senator. - Andy Borowitz






Florida Man Claims Public Schools Are Marxist, If He Even Knows What That Means.







"Welcome to Revisionist Southern History. In this class, we'll be learning that the Civil War began when the North seceded from the Confederacy, the Union Army consisted entirely of homosexual vampires, and slaves were so happy, they invented smiling." - Middle Age Riot



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Rock The Voter News

Barack Obama has a Grammy, an Emmy, a Nobel Prize, 2 terms as President, a Twitter account, and 2 hugely successful websites.

Donald Trump has 2 impeachments, 2 active criminal investigations and 1 failed blog. - Jo tweet



 


Biden DOJ To Defend Trump In Rape Accusation


I don't like DOJ defending the office of the President in E. Jean Carroll's lawsuit any more than you do, but what I do appreciate about Merrick Garland is that he's about make Rudy Giuliani's face melt the f*ck down again, and that might get us what we all want: the former guy. - BlackKnight10K tweet



 



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Business/Tech News




I’m back in DC at Reagan Airport - where the WiFi is free, but takes a long time to trickle down. - John Fugelsang












Experts Warn Climate-Related Food Shortages May Require Bugs To Overcome Taboos Against Eating Americans. - The Onion






Monday, June 7, 2021

DOJ seizes millions in ransom paid by Colonial Pipeline

DOJ seizes millions in ransom paid by Colonial Pipeline
The Justice Department on Monday announced it has successfully seized millions of dollars in cryptocurrency Colonial Pipeline paid to the cyber criminal group DarkSide following last month's ransomware attack that led the pipeline to briefly shut down its operations, according to a seizure warrant unsealed Monday afternoon.


One DUI and you lose your license, which makes sense.

One insurrection, you just get to go on making speeches until you launch another one. - LOLGOP



 

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Putin Says He Has No Intention of Reinstating Trump. - Andy Borowitz




Sexual Abuser Birds Of A Feather Flock Together


To states threatening to secede:

Don't let the border hit your ass on the way out. - Middle Age Riot



 

Republican Shenanigans

Raise your hand if you'd like to see Josh Hawley, Mo Brooks, Andy Biggs, Paul Gosar and Lauren Boebert testify under oath in front of Congress on live television for 11 straight hours to explain how the dipsh*ts with the zip ties found out where everybody's secure locations were. - Jeff Tiedrich



 

Homophobe's Complaints Backfire. LOL.
A Texas bakery was "overwhelmed" with supporters and well-wishers last week after facing backlash for posting a cookie in honor of Pride Month in the U.S







What is taking Fox News so long to blame polio on Jonas Salk? - Andy Borowitz




 



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Rock The Voter News

Joe Manchin Denies Rumor That He Is A Democrat. - Andy Borowitz



 

Republicans Continue To Eat Their Own
The Georgia Republican Party passed a resolution on Saturday to censure Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger (R) after he refused to act on former President Trump’s false claims of election fraud in the state, despite mounting pressure.


If Dems don't abolish the filibuster, we might as well go back to calling Mitch McConnell Majority Leader. - Robert Reich



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Business/Tech News

I really think Facebook is hoping he'll die in the next 2 years and then they won't have to think about it anymore. - BlackKnight10K tweet



 


Rocket To Be Manned By Bezos & Brother
Just 15 days after resigning his post as CEO of Amazon, Jeff Bezos is heading to outer space.



#BREAKING 








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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo
A jungle beach entrance in Tulum, Mexico. The little sign says, Ven a la luz, or come to light in English..

Peace.


Friday, June 4, 2021

Facebook suspending Trump until at least 2023

Facebook announced Friday that it is suspending former President Donald Trump until Jan. 7, 2023, a full two years after he was first barred from the platform.
After that date, Facebook will evaluate whether the "risk to public safety" of restoring Trump's account has abated.


It’s only a two year ban from Facebook if you try to incite a mob to overthrow the US Government. - Tim Hannan






The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Trump Banned By SpellCheck. - Andy Borowitz



 


Stupid Is As Stupid Does


Today,
1. Matt Gaetz gets to question Don McGahn about obstruction of justice,
2. Irony shoots up behind a Motel 6. - John Fugelsang





Republican Shenanigans

Tucker Carlson Claims New Evidence Indicates Virus Escaped From Hillary’s Lab. - Andy Borowitz



 


Hey, Look, A Republican Coward!
Republican Rep. Mo Brooks is avoiding a lawsuit from his Democratic colleague Rep. Eric Swalwell that seeks to hold him accountable for the January 6 Capitol insurrection -- so much so that Swalwell's attorneys hired a private investigator to find him.


Imagine
if those the Capitol rioters
had gotten the chance 
to physically beat Mike Pence, 
how much more he'd be praising Trump. - John Fugelsang



 


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The Bidens took a bike ride today. That shouldn’t be news! Except picture Donald & Melania on bikes together & what she'd be trying to jam into his spokes to get him to fly over the handlebars. - Bette Midler tweet



 


Rock The Voter News

Republicans like Scarborough or Paul Ryan or Reagan would still be bad f*cking deal. Just because something isn't as bad as Trump doesn't mean it won't be bad. The cult of Reagan led to the cult of Trump.. - Phillip Fry




Millions Ask Facebook To Ban Their Relatives - Andy Borowitz



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Business/Tech News

The three months before Biden took office, the economy created 60,000 new jobs a month.

The four months since then, it's created 530,000 new jobs a month.

Next question. - Ronald Klain




Florida Is Cruising For A Bruising 



The first thing that happens in the afterlife is I make you sign a non-disclosure agreement. - The TweetOfGod




 






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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo
The Nile River seen from the International Space Station to remind us how miniscule we really are.


Peace.