The Internet gremlin arrived early this morning.

Eight hours later, I located the gremlin and beat the living hell out of him.

Ah, I wish it were that easy and rewarding.  Hey, at least I had power. It was a scorcher today.

As soon as I got online, I checked the news and found that President Biden hadn't insulted anyone, not one single person.

I did read that Rick Santorum made another racist comment. Come on CNN, you gave credibility to Glenn Beck and Tucker Carlson and now Rick Santorum! You're killing people, CNN. Full. Stop. Now.

I will be back online tomorrow with a new edition. I'd beat the hell out of that gremlin if I could.

See you tomorrow!

Peace.

City of Albuquerque refers Trump campaign bill to collection agency

City of Albuquerque refers Trump campaign bill to collection agency

The City of Albuquerque referred the Trump campaign to a collection agency.

The city is seeking approximately $200,000 following the president's rally in Rio Rancho in 2019.

Trump is crime and crime don't pay. - Dana

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

• QAnon received earlier boost from Russian accounts on Twitter, archives show
• Number of Capitol riot arrests of military, law enforcement and government personnel rises to 52
• Capitol Rioter Arrested After Being Turned in by His Deeply Unimpressed Bumble Match
• Lethal force? Tasers are meant to save lives, yet hundreds die after their use by police
• 60 percent say more should be done to hold police accountable for mistreatment of Black people: poll
• Obama to Black Americans: 'Keep marching, keep speaking up, keep voting'

Person Criticizing Police Has No Idea What It’s Like To Wake Up Every Day And Put Lives In Danger. - The Onion

 

DOJ Arrest 100 More People Who Attacked The U.S. Capitol. 

Do The Republicans In Congress Next.
The U.S. Justice Department expects to charge at least 100 more people for taking part in the deadly attack on the U.S. Capitol, signaling prosecutors are far from finished investigating an attack that a judge on Thursday called an act of terrorism.

Donald Trump didn't want to wear a mask, so the Republican Party helped him kill half a million people.

That's the GOP in a nutshell. - Middle Age Riot

 

Republican Shenanigans

• Twitter Memorializes One Year Anniversary of Trump's Infamous Disinfectant Comments: 'Happy Bleach Injection Day, For Those Who Celebrate'
• Arizona GOP infighting blocks mail-in voting bill
• Sen. Ron Johnson Says He is 'Highly Suspicious' of 'Big Push to Make Sure Everyone Gets a Vaccine'
• After reading 'all 14 pages' of the Green New Deal, Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's ready to debate Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
• Donald Trump is planning to leave Florida and temporarily live at his golf club in New Jersey
• Ghislaine Maxwell to appear in person for first time since her arrest as she pleads to new charges
• Kavanaugh, who said it was absurd to judge him based on who he was in high school, thinks children convicted of crimes should die in prison

April 23, 2020: Former Guy touts bleach injections as a miracle cure.

April 23, 2021: Current Guy oversees America's 200 millionth covid vaccination.

elections, they f*cking matter. - Jeff Tiedrich

I Thought The Kardashian Show Was Cancelled!!!
Caitlyn Jenner, the former Olympian, reality TV star and transgender activist, said Friday she is running to be governor of California, as a recall of the sitting Democratic governor moves forward.

Caitlin Jenner is a wildly unqualified candidate for any office.

It has nothing to do with her gender. - Ben Jackson

 

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Rock The Voter News

• Biden sees record approval among college-age Americans in Harvard poll
• Harris moves forward with new Central America strategy
• Yang accused of being 'out of touch' over LGBTQ comments
• Florida Rep. Val Demings "seriously considering" run against Rubio or DeSantis

It's so weird to have a president who doesn't take their phone to the toilet. - Conan O'Brien

 

Texas & Trump Republicans Blame Biden For Spreading Coronavirus At The Border

Former Trump administration officials joined with the state of Texas to file a federal lawsuit on Thursday alleging that President Joseph Biden’s administration is defying the law and putting Americans at heightened risk of coronavirus infection by continuing to allow some migrants who illegally cross the border with Mexico to be released into the U.S.

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Business/Tech News

• Bitcoin drops below $50,000 over tax hike scare
• New home sales jump more than 20 percent in March
• Nevada sees lithium ‘white gold rush’ as demand set to skyrocket
• Appeals court denies new hearing over Dakota Access pipeline permit

Fox News makes bad people feel like they’re good people. - Noel Casler

 

 

I Can Hear The Squealing Of Republicans
President Biden in the next few days will unveil eye-popping new tax rates for the wealthiest Americans —a top marginal income tax rate of 39.6% and a capital gains rate of 43.4%.

One year later and I still haven’t injected any bleach. How about you? - MamaC2 

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Odd News

• For first time, scientists trace entire path of asteroid that hit Earth
• New study suggests the climate crisis has actually shifted the Earth's axis
• Scientists Create World's First Truly Biodegradable Single-use Plastic That 'Eats Itself' in Just 2 Weeks
• Toxic masculinity: Y chromosome contributes to a shorter lifespan in male flies
• Dog joins Utah track meet relay race, wins
• $46,000 cash found under floorboards of Massachusetts home

Time To Deflate Photo

 The Torres del Paine are the distinctive granite peaks of the Paine mountain range in Chile. The llama seems unimpressed.

Best wishes to all for a peaceful weekend.

Capitol Police officer allegedly told units to only monitor for 'anti-Trump' protesters on Jan. 6

Capitol Police officer allegedly told units to only monitor for 'anti-Trump' protesters on Jan. 6

A U.S. Capitol Police officer reportedly told his units to only focus on "anti-Trump" protesters during the Jan. 6 riot, CNN reported, citing an internal investigation.

Rep. Zoe Lofgren (D-Calif.), chairman of the House Administration Committee, mentioned the new report during Wednesday's committee hearing... 

We hold doctors and lawyers and other professionals accountable. Why is it that we have such a hard job holding police officers accountable? - House Majority Whip Jim Clyburn

 

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

• Oklahoma gov signs bill that provides protections for drivers who hit protesters blocking roadways
• Fox's Kilmeade Says Protestors Who Don't Want Police 'Should Be Barred' From Calling 911
• Bodycam shows Michigan cops punching Black man in the face after stop for littering: 'He's lucky he's not dead'
• Army investigating after 4 Black soldiers harassed at Virginia IHOP
• Pentagon investigated suspected Russian directed-energy attacks on U.S. troops

Republican legislatures in Iowa & Oklahoma invite the Far Right and White Supremacists to run over peaceful protestors, by granting them immunity if they just happen to run into them with their vehicles.  What a country. - Bette Midler

 

 

Biden Looked Putin In The Eye. Putin Blinked, Probably Because Russia Is Near Broke.

Russia on Thursday said it would be ending its massive military buildup at the Ukrainian border, which has increased tensions with Ukraine, the United States and other Western countries.

Russia said troops would be ordered to return to their bases by May 1, with Russian state media reporting the military had completed exercises being conducted near the border, according to Defense Minister Sergei Shoygu. 

All this epidemic antifa violence, burning buildings and killing innocents, all over the country; and the cops can't seem to catch a single one of them. - John Fugelsang

 

 

Republican Shenanigans

• NIH Director Dr. Francis Collins Implores Evangelicals to Get Vaccine: 'I Think God Works Through Science'
• Rand Paul Says Biden Should 'Take Off His Mask and Burn It' as Part of Vaccine Push
• Joe Scarborough Observes 200 Million US Vaccinations by Crediting Trump for Getting 'Everything in Place'
• Matt Gaetz Releases Comeback Video Using Project Veritas Footage That Paints Him as a Victim
• Dershowitz: Maxine Waters used KKK tactics to intimidate Chauvin jury
• Republicans roll out $568 billion infrastructure package that Dems have already rejected
• GOP Continues Fundraising Off Trump's Nonexistent Social Media Site

Do you think an alarm goes off in the Dershowitz house when a despicable white person is accused of a crime or jailed? Like at the Batcave. Where he slides down a pole, hops into the Dershmobile, and drive to the Fox studios to defend them. - Jeremy Newberger

 

 

Mitt Romney's Pro-Trump Niece May Run For Governor Of Michigan
Republican National Committee Chairwoman Ronna McDaniel told party officials Wednesday that she’s considered stepping down from her post to challenge Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer in 2022.

Yosemite and Grand Canyon are trending because we have a president who's promoting our National Parks instead of strip-mining them. - Jerry

 

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True revenge is tough. But gotta give credit to Jimmy Carter's plan to outlive every Republican. - LOLGOP

Rock The Voter News

• Biden pledges to slash greenhouse gas emissions in half by 2030
• Harris casts first tie-breaking vote for a Biden nominee after Senate splits on Pentagon pick
• Only 17 percent of public affairs staff are people of color: survey

Fauci Fears Merrick Garland Eclipsing Him As Sex Symbol. - Andy Borowitz

Both D.C. & Puerto Rico Should Be States, IMHO.

The House in a party-line vote on Thursday approved legislation to make Washington, D.C., the 51st state in the nation, sending the bill to the Senate.

It's the second time the House has approved such legislation in two years, but the statehood bill, long a goal for the nation's capital city, faces an uphill climb in a Senate evenly divided between the two parties.

"Our rights are being taken away!" screamed the people making it illegal to give someone a bottle of water. - Tim Hannan

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Business/Tech News

• Stocks sink on news of Biden plan to hike capital gains tax
• Treasury says it's disbursed 2 million more stimulus payments
• Chevron lobbies Biden administration against new sanctions on Myanmar
• NRA unveils ad campaign to push back on Biden's gun agenda
• Japan reports first COVID-19 case connected to Olympic torch relay

Police Ask Tesla To Drive In Straight Line, Recite Alphabet Backwards After Vehicle Crashes Into Tree. - The Onion

 

This Is The Definition Of A Good Neighbor
El Salvador donated 10,000 injections of an analgesic to Costa Rica used in the treatment of patients admitted to intensive care rooms due to the Covid-19 pandemic, President Nayib Bukele reported on Wednesday.

“Our brothers in Costa Rica urgently requested a loan of 10,000 ampoules of Fentanyl, for patients who struggled between life and death in their ICUs. But the help is not a loan, it is given unconditionally,” Bukele said on Twitter.

Don’t believe Democrat propaganda about Earth Day. ALL PLANETS MATTER!!!! - Tea Party Cat

 

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Yee Haw! Mission Accomplished!

Thank you so much!

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Odd News

• NASA Perseverance rover pulls breathable oxygen from air on Mars
•  Firefighters rescue dog alone inside moving vehicle
• Message in a bottle travels 250 miles from Kentucky to Tennessee in 30 years
• Passenger survives being hit in the head by flying turtle
• Florida couple hosts wedding at mansion without owner's permission -- insisting it was 'God's plan' they get married there

Time To Deflate Photo

I'd probably step on that camouflaged Snow Leopard.

Peace.