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Friday, April 23, 2021

City of Albuquerque refers Trump campaign bill to collection agency

City of Albuquerque refers Trump campaign bill to collection agency

The City of Albuquerque referred the Trump campaign to a collection agency.

The city is seeking approximately $200,000 following the president's rally in Rio Rancho in 2019.

Trump is crime and crime don't pay. - Dana

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

QAnon received earlier boost from Russian accounts on Twitter, archives show
Number of Capitol riot arrests of military, law enforcement and government personnel rises to 52
Capitol Rioter Arrested After Being Turned in by His Deeply Unimpressed Bumble Match
Lethal force? Tasers are meant to save lives, yet hundreds die after their use by police
60 percent say more should be done to hold police accountable for mistreatment of Black people: poll
Obama to Black Americans: 'Keep marching, keep speaking up, keep voting'

Person Criticizing Police Has No Idea What It’s Like To Wake Up Every Day And Put Lives In Danger. - The Onion

DOJ Arrest 100 More People Who Attacked The U.S. Capitol.

Do The Republicans In Congress Next.
The U.S. Justice Department expects to charge at least 100 more people for taking part in the deadly attack on the U.S. Capitol, signaling prosecutors are far from finished investigating an attack that a judge on Thursday called an act of terrorism.

Donald Trump didn't want to wear a mask, so the Republican Party helped him kill half a million people.

That's the GOP in a nutshell. - Middle Age Riot

Republican Shenanigans

April 23, 2020: Former Guy touts bleach injections as a miracle cure.

April 23, 2021: Current Guy oversees America's 200 millionth covid vaccination.

elections, they f*cking matter. - Jeff Tiedrich

I Thought The Kardashian Show Was Cancelled!!!
Caitlyn Jenner, the former Olympian, reality TV star and transgender activist, said Friday she is running to be governor of California, as a recall of the sitting Democratic governor moves forward.

Caitlin Jenner is a wildly unqualified candidate for any office.

It has nothing to do with her gender. - Ben Jackson

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Rock The Voter News

It's so weird to have a president who doesn't take their phone to the toilet. - Conan O'Brien

Texas & Trump Republicans Blame Biden For Spreading Coronavirus At The Border

Former Trump administration officials joined with the state of Texas to file a federal lawsuit on Thursday alleging that President Joseph Biden’s administration is defying the law and putting Americans at heightened risk of coronavirus infection by continuing to allow some migrants who illegally cross the border with Mexico to be released into the U.S.

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Business/Tech News

Fox News makes bad people feel like they’re good people. - Noel Casler

I Can Hear The Squealing Of Republicans
President Biden in the next few days will unveil eye-popping new tax rates for the wealthiest Americans —a top marginal income tax rate of 39.6% and a capital gains rate of 43.4%.

One year later and I still haven’t injected any bleach. How about you? - MamaC2

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The Torres del Paine are the distinctive granite peaks of the Paine mountain range in Chile. The llama seems unimpressed.

Best wishes to all for a peaceful weekend.

Thursday, April 22, 2021

Capitol Police officer allegedly told units to only monitor for 'anti-Trump' protesters on Jan. 6

Capitol Police officer allegedly told units to only monitor for 'anti-Trump' protesters on Jan. 6

A U.S. Capitol Police officer reportedly told his units to only focus on "anti-Trump" protesters during the Jan. 6 riot, CNN reported, citing an internal investigation.

Rep. Zoe Lofgren (D-Calif.), chairman of the House Administration Committee, mentioned the new report during Wednesday's committee hearing...

We hold doctors and lawyers and other professionals accountable. Why is it that we have such a hard job holding police officers accountable? - House Majority Whip Jim Clyburn

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Republican legislatures in Iowa & Oklahoma invite the Far Right and White Supremacists to run over peaceful protestors, by granting them immunity if they just happen to run into them with their vehicles. What a country. - Bette Midler

Biden Looked Putin In The Eye. Putin Blinked, Probably Because Russia Is Near Broke.

Russia on Thursday said it would be ending its massive military buildup at the Ukrainian border, which has increased tensions with Ukraine, the United States and other Western countries.

Russia said troops would be ordered to return to their bases by May 1, with Russian state media reporting the military had completed exercises being conducted near the border, according to Defense Minister Sergei Shoygu.

All this epidemic antifa violence, burning buildings and killing innocents, all over the country; and the cops can't seem to catch a single one of them. - John Fugelsang

Republican Shenanigans

Do you think an alarm goes off in the Dershowitz house when a despicable white person is accused of a crime or jailed? Like at the Batcave. Where he slides down a pole, hops into the Dershmobile, and drive to the Fox studios to defend them. - Jeremy Newberger

Mitt Romney's Pro-Trump Niece May Run For Governor Of Michigan
Republican National Committee Chairwoman Ronna McDaniel told party officials Wednesday that she’s considered stepping down from her post to challenge Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer in 2022.

Yosemite and Grand Canyon are trending because we have a president who's promoting our National Parks instead of strip-mining them. - Jerry

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True revenge is tough. But gotta give credit to Jimmy Carter's plan to outlive every Republican. - LOLGOP

Rock The Voter News

Fauci Fears Merrick Garland Eclipsing Him As Sex Symbol. - Andy Borowitz

Both D.C. & Puerto Rico Should Be States, IMHO.

The House in a party-line vote on Thursday approved legislation to make Washington, D.C., the 51st state in the nation, sending the bill to the Senate.

It's the second time the House has approved such legislation in two years, but the statehood bill, long a goal for the nation's capital city, faces an uphill climb in a Senate evenly divided between the two parties.

"Our rights are being taken away!" screamed the people making it illegal to give someone a bottle of water. - Tim Hannan

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Business/Tech News

Police Ask Tesla To Drive In Straight Line, Recite Alphabet Backwards After Vehicle Crashes Into Tree. - The Onion

This Is The Definition Of A Good Neighbor
El Salvador donated 10,000 injections of an analgesic to Costa Rica used in the treatment of patients admitted to intensive care rooms due to the Covid-19 pandemic, President Nayib Bukele reported on Wednesday.

“Our brothers in Costa Rica urgently requested a loan of 10,000 ampoules of Fentanyl, for patients who struggled between life and death in their ICUs. But the help is not a loan, it is given unconditionally,” Bukele said on Twitter.

Don’t believe Democrat propaganda about Earth Day. ALL PLANETS MATTER!!!! - Tea Party Cat

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Yee Haw! Mission Accomplished!

I'd probably step on that camouflaged Snow Leopard.

Peace.

Wednesday, April 21, 2021

Republicans in 34 states aim to crack down on protesters

Republicans in 34 states aim to crack down on protesters

As the nation reacts to the guilty verdict in Derek Chauvin's murder trial, Republican-led states are introducing punitive new measures governing protests.

Meanwhile GOP In Florida enacted a law Monday that as Florida ACLU noted: "The bill also protects shrines to white supremacy with enhanced charges for damaging Confederate monuments or the Confederate flag"
GOP is going Full white nationalist in front of our eyes - Dean Obeidallah tweet

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Now think about all the sh*t cops get away with when they -aren't- being recorded. - Jeff Tiedrich

Uh Oh, Minnesota Police, Here Comes The DOJ

Attorney General Merrick Garland announced Wednesday morning that the Department of Justice (DOJ) will open an investigation into the policing practices of law enforcement in Minneapolis.

The investigation comes a day after a jury in Minneapolis found former city police officer Derek Chauvin guilty of two counts of murder and one count of manslaughter in the death of George Floyd last May.

It's amazing how our friends in the UK can disarm suspects with knives without shooting them, but somehow the police here don't have the same skills. - Christopher Bouzy

Republican Shenanigans

Change the beleaguered Johnson & Johnson vaccine to the Smith & Wesson vaccine. The deplorables will beat down the doors to get it. - Charlie, in an email to me

GaetzGate Is Blowing Through Money & Leaving A Money Trail
As Rep. Matt Gaetz combats allegations that he was involved in a sex ring, the Florida Republican’s latest campaign finance report reflects a public relations scramble that began even before he acknowledged being the focus of a federal investigation.

Mike Lindell’s 48-hour “Yell-a-thon” - it’s quite a spectacle. If you’re high, I recommend it. It’s like the Jerry Lewis telethon if Jerry was on a public access channel and crack. — Jimmy Kimmel